Thai Bam - Torquay

[kjs76]

Someone recommended Bam on UKP as a good massage and a good HJ so took a trip. £80, for one hours massage and happy ending. Easy comms. Easy to find. Located on residential road near the town centre. Good parking.

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Sadly though the massage was good,  there was virtually no intimacy between us. She won't look you in the eye, at any stage. Its a weird detached sensation.

I turned over, probably 40 mins along. Led on my back she started to oil up downstairs - This is where it all went wrong! After a few minutes of light teasing she got down to the HJ. Like i say, no interaction or eye contact and very mechanical pumping, 30 seconds of slow up/down - 30 seconds of 2 hand tugging - 30 seconds really fast .... Repeat ... repeat!

I was struggling, Barely keeping wood rather than getting close. Asked her to play with my balls to help finish me off, this was when the circa 1970's soft porn noises started!  OOOOhhhh, Yeah, Arghhhhhh,  Baby - all delivered by her as she's doing the Thai equivalent of the Marines 'Thousand Yard Stare'! I understand it's a job but most WG's will give you plenty of eye contact and smiles during a punt.

Massive disappointment compared to what I'd been told and read and a real shame! She's got the whole Milfy Thai thing going on, pretty face, cracking arse and dresses to please the eye.   The no touching rule is strictly enforced.
 
Pros? Nice on the eye. Good facilities.

Cons? No kind of affection. Crap HJ

Would I return? No. The only plus side was the massage.

The Happy Ending is clearly just a £££'s sideline, If I'd been for a straight massage the review would have been Positive.  That said its a Neutral rather than a negative as I got what I paid for - Sadly my expectations were set higher!

Final words - Get a decent straight massage - Find someone else to stroke it!

[tq85]

I can only guess you might have caught her on an off day, I hope she isn't going off the boil as she is my local go to for a rub and tug. I have seen her many times over the last 2 years or so and I have always left hers with a smug grin on my face 

[meatywsg]

Sorry you had such a bad punt, its not been my experience but i haven't seen her since her last Christmas trip to Thailand, perhaps she's got the downs since returning? But then again why am i making excuses for her, its not difficult to deliver a great HJ session...Like tq85, I also hope shes not lost her touch.

[meatywsg]

Had the pleasure of a 30 minute massage (that lasted 45 minutes) with Bam yesterday, she wasn't her usual happy self, she's usually very chatty (which can be annoying when you just want to relax) but this was a very quiet session. Massage was good with a lot of different techniques but all the strokes were just so fast, not really relaxing as it felt like a relaxing massage at full speed!
HJ was nice, she slowed down the pace for this which was welcomed.

So, not the usual level of service i've come to enjoy with Bam, but still a cheap punt for what it is, and she has reduced rates on for February, although she said business was good.