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External Link/Members OnlyI have kept an eye on the artist formerly known as Butter Wouldn't Melt and Serendipity after she got a bunch of good reviews on here a couple of years ago. Punting in London isn't easy for me but a opportunity arose where I could meet Lou for an incall.
Looks 5/10 - Lou is an older lady, I would guess she's in her early 50s but admittedly looks in decent shape. She's no more than a size 10 with a good pair of tits, Facially she's ok but the one thing about Lou that really struck me was how poor her teeth are. She has a lot of tattoos which are blatant and she does tell you this on her AW page.
Service 7/10 - Upon arrival I took up Lou's offer of a shower and sat on the bed next to her. A bit of a kiss and a cuddle, the kissing didn't feel natural to me. I suggested going down on Lou, which I think she enjoyed but I couldn't really tell as I didn't get any reaction from her other than holding my head a couple of times, she didn't make any noise whatsoever! The main reason for seeing Lou was her swallow service, which she did for me twice in my 1 hour appointment and was delivered well. Inbetween the two times I came, there was more kissing, a bit of chit chat about our lives which sounds great but what I felt is that Lou likes to really control the meets and doesn't really let herself go.
Ease of getting there by public transport 4/5 - if you are familiar with my reviews I normally rate the car parking situation for the venue. I won't in this case as I travelled to Notting Hill by underground, and the flat we met in was a couple of blocks away. If I was to rate car parking this would be 1/5, no real opportunity for you to park unless you are a local area resident or parking late at night.
Premises 2/5 - when I met her Lou operated from a friend's studio flat. The main living area is fine. The bathroom is tiny, you can't swing a cat around it! In the poky shower it was so small I kept on turning the shower off as the water switch would be pressed whenever I turned, it was that small! To her credit Lou does state that her incall place isn't suitable for disabled clients as there's a couple of flights of stairs and landing steps to negotiate. I see Lou isn't offering incalls for now, and I think that's for the best.
Value for money 7/10 - for an British lady working in Notting Hill offering a GFE including swallowing, £120 an hour is good value for money. Lou only does outcalls now according to her profile at £100 an hour which is very good.
Total 25/40 - if Lou could put a bit more passion into her service, this would have been a positive. But her restrained controlling manner, difficult to negotiate apartment and poor teeth brings down her overall rating. I'd imagine she probably has a lot of repeat clients because she does offer value for money, but Lou isn't for me.
