London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

Haha you got me.
Actually I couldn't get that song out of my head last night after reading your post 
Some things we miss from our younger years and carter gigs is definitely one of them for me

The later albums were awful though.

No doubt a potential USM song with hackneyed lyrics in this thread (if they ever do reunite).

Rub and tugs rhyming with drugs.

[daviemac]

Merged with massage thread.

[stampjones]

The later albums were awful though.

No doubt a potential USM song with hackneyed lyrics in this thread (if they ever do reunite).

Rub and tugs rhyming with drugs.

yeah I could definitely see some harmonies in there

And you're right - after it stopped being just the two of them it got a bit shit.

[Kojac]

WXY Spa, Marylebone, Jessica or Yuki, not sure which. I booked to see Yuki a few weeks back and was given a young mid/late 20s Chinese girl, tall, dress size 6/8, super slim, ironing board chest, GND face, short page boy hair style. She turned in an average massage, unmemorable B2B, great RO and average HE. Few weeks later booked the other RO Queen Jessica, and got the same girl, same service. I have a vague memory of seeing à Yuki months ago, she was a bit older, shorted, size 10+, fairly busty and much more demanding and physical in the RO stakes. Some investigation is needed here.

I have seen both Yuki and Jessica.  The 1st lady you saw reads like Jessica and the 2nd lady reads like Yuki.

[Jokerinpack]

Northfields Massage-Osterley Girls

Just about makes the neutral if I’m honest.
This was a few weeks ago when I decided to give them a try after many years.
The years haven’t been kind to these ladies and I note someone else mentioning the age of the lady he saw. Sorry I don’t recall the one I had but it was £85/90 for the hour B2B.
Massage was not so bad at all and I have to say that’s where the review points lie. From there on, the lady was slim, late 50s ( maybe 1850’s 😳). The B2B was cursory and I have definitely had far better in the long past. I’m hoping someone here might point me to greener pastures.

What is clear is that this place and perhaps others have got older and older ladies doing this work and it’s not as enticing as it used to be. Shame really. I do prefer massages to escorts because I feel there’s time to relax etc. but the pickings be slim.

[daviemac]

Northfields Massage-Osterley Girls

Without a name it has to go in the massage shop mini reviews mate.

[loveahe]

Apologies for the lack of a name, but I was pulling into King's Cross station earlier this week and happened to see the massage guru Kojac mention Bamboo Therapy on a thread about another spot.

Dropped in as I'd never been in, despite walking past many times and telling myself I had to sample the delights within.

Was all a bit rushed due to my lack of organisation, but walked in, was assigned a young, busty Milf type lounging on the sofa and straight downstairs.

A decent 40 minute massage followed, before the flip and straight into B2B with me spending a good amount of time nestled between the aforementioned rack.  A decent slow HE to close out the session, and I was out onto the street in an hour on the dot and it was all a bit of a blur.

Massage was 60 and the B2B was 80.  I will return and I will post a proper review with a name attached!

[Duron]

Was she possibly Nataly/Natalia?
Has a decent rack. From EE.

[OliverK]

Could also be Claire.

[loveahe]

Was she possibly Nataly/Natalia?
Has a decent rack. From EE.

Definitely Chinese.

When I left, I saw an EE looking lady leading a very excited young man from reception down to the depths of the shop.

[actionjack]

You got off lightly only parting with £140… most posts about this place report punters getting fleeced for far more, so I’ve steered clear in recent years. Proximity to Euston & Kings X seems to guarantee custom regardless

[stampjones]

Went into Nature's Way on Praed Street. Grumpy and chubby Turkish girl on reception but I swerved her and got a cute Thai girl called Jasmine. Very petite, around 30 I'd guess. 40 for 30. Massage was decent enough. Enticing CCs and reach unders. On the turn she offered b2b for 80. Too much for me though it does seem to be becoming the price these days. I was tempted because she's cute but I decided just to take the massage and be happy with that

[thumbspot]

King Thai Massage Therapy - Kings Cross Road

Morning after a recent business trip to London I though I'd get myself tugged off before the train home. Searched around Kings Cross and found a few options - cross checked this forum for legit vs +extras establishments and headed to King Thai Massage

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It was 11am, and before my train so thought this was a better option than trying to find an early incall or chance my luck in soho walk-ups.
It's on Kings Cross Road - so somewhat busy / hustle and bussle, with a barbers shop a few doors down with people sitting outside.
It's clearly a massage shop from the outside, but I genuinely don't care.

Walked in and offered 30mins for £35 by the cute receptionist - ushered up the stairs and into a room, carrying my little case with me. Standard set up - massage table in the middle of the room with paper already on it. Sink and toiletries in the corner. Chair for my clothes. Was told to undress and get on the table by the cute receptionist.

We all know what happens next - cute late 20s receptionist is replaced by her grandmother who is your massage specialist for the day. But..... and perhaps for the first time in the history of Thai massage shops........... the decent looking youngish receptionist returns and says she's doing me today. I guess she's late 20s, but maybe early 30s with the asian genetics. Fantastic slim figure, with an absolutely banging pair of breasts. Slightly wide / round face but pretty with it.

Asks if I want relaxed, medium or firm massage - I opt for relaxed, and I'm glad I did, because her idea of relaxed was my idea of painful at times!

She worked everything over well - great stretching and working out the knots - at times too much pressure on my ancient body, but not enough to make me stop. When she got to my head (ie standing at the top of the table) I gentle rubbed her thigh without issue, meaning I knew we were probably game on. However, at no point did she sneak in any CC swipes or head anywhere near underneath. I actually like the reach unders to get me going, but wasn't happening today.

She asks me to roll over, revealing my semi-hard cock and immediately asked me if I wanted it massaged. Absolutely yes please, and agreed £50 - no suggestion of B2B or oral at all. Bit more oil on my cock and she went to work - great varied technique, including rubbing my balls, and on occasion tweaking my nipples which I love. I couldn't resist and asked if I could touch her breasts which she was ok with. Initially over her clothes, then I reached under and gave those melons a good squeeze. No suggestion she was getting topless which was a disappointment, and I didn't feel the vibe to ask her to go topless for more cash. Can't tell you if they are real or fake under a thick bra, but massive nevertheless. The inevitable happens and I nut everywhere - she does an excellent job at cleaning me and my oldboy up, removing any hint of mess or oil.

I tip the £50, get dressed and head out back to Kings Cross for my train north. Happy times - good massage and a decent happy ending.

[Duron]

If massive my question is real or fake? And will she go topless, and allow a more vigorous fondling?

[scouting]

Did you get the SP's name please mate?

[thumbspot]

Did you get the SP's name please mate?

Sadly I didn’t

[daviemac]

Sadly I didn’t

Merged with massage shop reviews.

[londonhas]

golden herbs chingford recently, afternoon walk in around 4pm

mid-50s lady with short dress, got £30 for 30min but in the room she did go more strong massage (which would cost £5 extra usually) - she said she is there on wednesdays only

from beginning was pretty certain it's game on but was enjoying the massage anyway. before the turn she did more tickling strokes. then on the flip ask me what i wanted - she said everything was available (as expected). i didn't fancy her face very much so just went for HR. she was great with that, lots of bum touching (nice bum and smooth legs) and chest touching (over clothes) and discovered her bra was padded like crazy ... so made a wise choice not to do B2B 

paid 30 for the HR (my standard london pricing nowadays) - shower in the room offered

would return if in area, sometimes the girl is pretty cute and they do offer a diverse menu (the time I did bring a dom I lucked out with a cutie  )

[Munter84]

Evergreen Massage in Hanwell, approximately opposite the Sainsburys. Daytime walk-in this week.

Entered and sat down, and after a brief greeting by a lady who I assume was mid-massage, was assigned what looked like the less attractive of the two matronly old Chinese women there. I would guess around 60, didn't get a name. The building and massage room are the stereotypically seedy massage parlour setup: warm and slightly musty, a few shabby certificates on the wall to give a superficial veneer of legitimacy, you have to walk through a laundry and cooking area to reach the treatment rooms, and these are comically low-ceilinged basement rooms. The usual pan pipes and birdsong on CD. Paid £50 for an hour and stripped.

Granny oiled up her hands and started alternately massaging my back and arse, with very little pretence that this was a legitimate therapeutic treatment. Plenty of teasing stroked and tickles to the arse and thighs, which I have to say did the trick. I was just there for a release but would have been a bit disappointed if I had a few knots to be worked out too. After what felt like an age was asked to flip and was quoted £60 for nude HR (just the handjob would have been £30). Granny's tits were remarkably large and firm for a woman her age, and her skin was good, but the less said about her old-lady stomach and arse the better. I laid back and enjoyed the wank, and shortly after popping the session was abruptly wrapped up - no head massage, for example.

Left suitably drained but wishing I hadn't been upsold.

[sparkus]

Spotted this sat in traffic. Forest Road E17: External Link/Members Only

Quite a few female Google reviews but could have potential?

Edit: should have checked here first 

[lougb1]

Spotted this sat in traffic. Forest Road E17: External Link/Members Only

Quite a few female Google reviews but could have potential?

Edit: should have checked here first 

Kojac opines that most likely not legit or SPs will not be.. so W19 now moved so may attempt next pension day?

 

[Kojac]

Kojac opines that most likely not legit or SPs will not be.. so W19 now moved so may attempt next pension day?

 

It could be a legit shop but I doubt it based on the decor.

Anyway I bounced into this shop a few months ago.
A+MASSAGE - 256 Wood Street, Walthamstow E17 3NG

I spoke with a chinese lady with blond highlights whom I had spoken to before.

I said "I'm not here for a massage, I am here to eat your pussy"
She said "what"?
I said "I am being serious, I am here to eat your pussy"
She giggled and said "how much you pay me"
I said "£60" which she agreed with.

No doubt one can legit services if one asks. 

[sparkus]

It could be a legit shop but I doubt it based on the decor.

Anyway I bounced into this shop a few months ago.
A+MASSAGE - 256 Wood Street, Walthamstow E17 3NG

I spoke with a chinese lady with blond highlights whom I had spoken to before.

I said "I'm not here for a massage, I am here to eat your pussy"
She said "what"?
I said "I am being serious, I am here to eat your pussy"
She giggled and said "how much you pay me"
I said "£60" which she agreed with.

No doubt one can legit services if one asks. 

Yeah the exterior didn't really scream legit to me, hence asking.

I recce'd the Wood Street gaff a few months back and wasn't impressed with who was on that day but only got visuals on her, in the back there might have been better goods.  You can never tell but these days there's too many shops to risk experiments.

[lougb1]

It could be a legit shop but I doubt it based on the decor.

Anyway I bounced into this shop a few months ago.
A+MASSAGE - 256 Wood Street, Walthamstow E17 3NG

I spoke with a chinese lady with blond highlights whom I had spoken to before.

I said "I'm not here for a massage, I am here to eat your pussy"
She said "what"?
I said "I am being serious, I am here to eat your pussy"
She giggled and said "how much you pay me"
I said "£60" which she agreed with.

No doubt one can legit services if one asks. 

Meilu's self description of being a "pleasure palace", sounds good!

Thanks for the recommendations and to forget the WSWS intrigue, and go for "she will at my price" approach, saves the last 5 minute desperate cash now and tug approach!!

 

[Kojac]

Meilu's self description of being a "pleasure palace", sounds good!

Thanks for the recommendations and to forget the WSWS intrigue, and go for "she will at my price" approach, saves the last 5 minute desperate cash now and tug approach!!

 

IMHO the direct approach saves time and money, and shows confidence in front of the ladies which leads to a better punting experience for both punter and lady.

[Kojac]

Yeah the exterior didn't really scream legit to me, hence asking.

I recce'd the Wood Street gaff a few months back and wasn't impressed with who was on that day but only got visuals on her, in the back there might have been better goods.  You can never tell but these days there's too many shops to risk experiments. 

I think there are two chinese ladies with blonde highlights who are permanently there.
It is not a shop which has women coming and going one or two days a week like in zone 1, but I could be wrong. 

[sparkus]

I think there are two chinese ladies with blonde highlights who are permanently there.
It is not a shop which has women coming and going one or two days a week like in zone 1, but I could be wrong. 

The one I eyeballed didn't have highlights - usual purple puffa jacket, dye job black hair and scowl faced dinner lady type you often get running these places.

[Ladeeda]

Did a bit of a recce up Chalton At by Euston earlier this week. Ended up sticking my head in Velora Wellness Spa, which from the outside looks like your regular TCM shop. I was drawn in by an attractive young Asian lady at reception.

She asked if I had a booking, which I didn't. She checked and said she was available. Paid £40 for 30 mins masage.  Thought I was in luck as she led me through to a very well appointed room at the back of the shop. Told to take my clothes off and leave underwear on, which I did. At this point I thought the shop might be legit.

A few minutes later, knock on the door and in walks a 60+ milkmaid asking how firm I'd like my massage. Heart sank. Too late to get dressed again and leave but I decided that in the unlikely event anything extra was offered, I'd decline and keep my losses to a minimum.

Completely legit, and extremely firm massage commenced. No sign of anything extra on offer and the massage was actually pretty good, clearly knows her stuff so I just wrote it off as one of those things. Back is a lot less stiff than it was previously!

[sparkus]

Did a bit of a recce up Chalton At by Euston earlier this week. Ended up sticking my head in Velora Wellness Spa, which from the outside looks like your regular TCM shop. I was drawn in by an attractive young Asian lady at reception.

She asked if I had a booking, which I didn't. She checked and said she was available. Paid £40 for 30 mins masage.  Thought I was in luck as she led me through to a very well appointed room at the back of the shop. Told to take my clothes off and leave underwear on, which I did. At this point I thought the shop might be legit.

A few minutes later, knock on the door and in walks a 60+ milkmaid asking how firm I'd like my massage. Heart sank. Too late to get dressed again and leave but I decided that in the unlikely event anything extra was offered, I'd decline and keep my losses to a minimum.

Completely legit, and extremely firm massage commenced. No sign of anything extra on offer and the massage was actually pretty good, clearly knows her stuff so I just wrote it off as one of those things. Back is a lot less stiff than it was previously!

If she was free why didn't she do it?

[alemdar]

Has anyone had the chance to get massaged by Giordanna in Mitcham.

 I tried the other day and an older lady opened the door and took me upstairs. I said who are you and she said her name is Ellie. I said oh but I’ve been messaging Giordanna on what’s app and was told they both share the same phone, which is not ideal. I asked for Giordanna but she was busy with another client. So I decided to walk and try again next time.

Apparently 5 star reviews on Google, but not sure if there are extras?


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[lougb1]

Has anyone had the chance to get massaged by Giordanna in Mitcham.

 I tried the other day and an older lady opened the door and took me upstairs. I said who are you and she said her name is Ellie. I said oh but I’ve been messaging Giordanna on what’s app and was told they both share the same phone, which is not ideal. I asked for Giordanna but she was busy with another client. So I decided to walk and try again next time.

Apparently 5 star reviews on Google, but not sure if there are extras?


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Looking at her Google Map and Instagram pages, I would suspect that this is an entirely legit practice,  Ellie is mentioned in the Google reviews. No prices are shown any where,  and a WhatsApp message gained nothing more. Mind you I came across another Brazilian masseuse,  also on ig seemingly just as legit, but when messaged she quoted prices from Swedish Massage all the way to "fully spiritually aware" multi mutual orgasm FS...I declined as I am not Bill Gates...

Dip your toe and find out yourself!!

 

[alemdar]

That was the plan, but I got an older lady instead. I will try next time and review. Place was not best discreet to be honest.

[advent2016]

Has anyone had the chance to get massaged by Giordanna in Mitcham.

Is there a link or contact details for this?

[lougb1]

Is there a link or contact details for this?

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?

 

[advent2016]

Thanks I'll try them. The numbers have multiple hits on Shostess and Eurobella


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[alemdar]

Mr Cox seems to imply that they may have had extras lol. “Attended all my bits and I was left very very happy”

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[lougb1]

Mr Cox seems to imply that they may have had extras lol. “Attended all my bits and I was left very very happy”

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Lucky Mr Cox...another Google review mentioned having 4 hand seshes..

My message efforts have only revealed professional work.

So TOFTT and report back?

 

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[xxplosive]

Kelly - Elverson / Brookmill Road - Lewisham

Have mentioned her on this thread before. An unmarked massage shop on the corner of Elverson and Brookmill. Kelly is on the larger side but always had a cute face and made up for it with enthusiasm and gusto. She used to do full on DFK and offered full services, oral, etc.

Went to see her recently and the services are much more limited in comparison. DFK has gone to pecks on the lips, full service was refused and took OWO. We did both enjoy some 69 on each other. She used to take cum in her mouth but just as I was about to cum - she stopped and finished me with her hand.

My assumption is that she now has a boyfriend and so has limited her services. Would be interested to see if she has limited this with others or YMMV.

Probably still offers more than most massage providers but as she is on the larger side, I probably won’t be in a rush to return.

£45 for 1 hour massage
£60 for OWO / RO / light kissing

[londonhas]

Kiki Oriental Massage
32 Westbury Ave, London N22 6RS

walked in mid-week mid afternoon
greeted by girl in red dress who ended up doing the massage, Yan (late 30s, pale, busty, round face, friendly, bit wide waist) - new to the shop and works Thursdays for now
£35 for half hour taken to room
stayed in room while I undressed and right to it. medium pressure give and didn't ask for harder.
after doing back, arms, legs, some cc swipes, starts tickling all over
on the flip offered B2B and HR (more on offer probably). didn't really want to spend too much, asked for HR and she asked how much I paid before. nowadays I offer £30 in London. she took her time and was good at HR. took her tits out and rubbed them on me here and there to tempt me for B2B  tbf they were nice, she let me grab them no problem. after a while, nice messy finish, she wiped me down, shower (in room) taken

paid her tip and went on my way.

[S24]

Has anyone tried her - External Link/Members Only

Looks tempting but not much intel!

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[Tommykc87]

Anyone tried Healing touch west croydon/ thornton heath, used to be called GG Beauty i did a review earlier this year

Tried to contact them and they have been taken over she sent me photos of two chinese girls but backed off when i asked about extra

However they offer 4 hands my ex thai girlfriend told me that if a shop offers 4 hands they are naughty lol

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Very late to the party but yes - saw a girl here a month or so ago, 'lulu' maybe was her name?

Solid massage and b2b for an extra 50 - absolutely incredible nipples on her and let me cum all over them.

Will be returning.