Jessie.J Swansea

[Secretliaison6969]

Photo and link in forum thread I'd started this morning

This was bizarre

Comms - tried last week without success but messages exchanged with frequency the last two days and she gave me her number and asked me to ring.
Gave me directions and told me to ring for house number when nearby

Venue - her own house in a large well known council estate in Swansea. I must admit to having a few doubts when outside but my dick over ruled my head.

Meet - let in by Jessie who looks 10 times better in her photos than up close and personal
She was wearing a basque, a fur coat and doctor martin boots.
Sadly my first thought was skank I'm ashamed to say
Yet my dick still over ruled my head
We agreed £50 for a lap dance, owo and a handjob to finish.
I think my dick may have snapped her wafer thin body if I'd tried to penetrate her
I found myself looking for track marks on her arms and wondering if I should make her a sandwich ?
She danced to Rhianna and then Bob Marley as my head finally over ruled my dick which stayed as flaccid as a wet lettuce
Yet I stayed
She really did try her best, bless her and eventually blew some air into the old boy and inflated he finally became
So the enevitable happened and with some enthusiastic ball juggling, tugging and tweaking I gave her the money shot....before she then cleaned me up with a scarf !!!

Would I return - no I'm afraid not but that's no reflection on her. She was very accommodating and eager to please. Just not for me unfortunately.
Live and learn eh.

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[Secretliaison6969]

Just reread my review and it sounds harsh and I sound like a nob head.
All I can say is that it's honest and I am a nob head 

[Sancerre]

and that is a positive?

[djng6]

Great review however, were penetration and DFK on offer or was a lap dance all you were after?

[Secretliaison6969]

My bad with the positive rating - was still in a state of shock and denial when I wrote it !!

I'm pretty sure penetration was on offer, I was specific stating in advance I didn't want that though - one decision I did get right
Not sure about dfk

[np500]

Just contact admin if you want to change it.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Well done SL. It would have been tempting, I'm sure, to do your best to blot this one from the memory banks and not review. Your candour helps the rest of us give this one a wide berth 

Unless, of course, skanky doc martin clad girls are your thing. I'm sure that will fill a niche for someone

[Secretliaison6969]

Haha I would say it was my pleasure - but it definitely wasn't
 

Hope the review is of use though and I know I've found other reviews helpful for me
I 100% took one for the team 

[kicker007uk]

This review wouldn't be out of place in the film Trainspotting

[HughJardon]

Haha I would say it was my pleasure - but it definitely wasn't
 

Hope the review is of use though and I know I've found other reviews helpful for me
I 100% took one for the team 

You did , well done for that but probably best to rate this down,  some punters will only look and see she's got a positive and reach for the phone not reading the entirety of the review. For your sake mate and Ive said this before probably best to go for a well reviewed girl on your next punt,  the HNDF of Swansea sound like a good shout

[kicker007uk]

'She was wearing a basque, a fur coat and doctor martin boots'  I would have paid good money just to see your face at this point. I think you deserve Review of the Year and the TOFTT trophy at the Punting Oscars Secret m8.

[SaneOnes]

Doc Martens, huh? A skank with money to waste in her case. I do understand the positive rating as I would've done the same, not necessarily her fault as she did seem to try her best. I can be a judgemental cock myself.

[Secretliaison6969]

The posts have gone some way to easing my trauma 
Learned a valuable lesson though, that you get what you pay for and if it's cheap, there's usually a good reason.....or more likely a bad one (!)

[np500]

Good to see it's now a negative, the right thing to do, don't worry about that punt, having bad punts is the best way to earn, and get the experience we all need to punt successfully. Good job in the long run .

[SaneOnes]

The posts have gone some way to easing my trauma 
Learned a valuable lesson though, that you get what you pay for and if it's cheap, there's usually a good reason.....or more likely a bad one (!)

If you look at the pics in the free galleries of these type of girls, the taste in lingerie usually screams skank - just a tip for the future, not that you need it. More like a cautionary reminder...