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holland

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I met Julie

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Location: modern and clean flat 5 minutes walk from Whitechapel station. Well known location. She currently shares with Kama.

Paid: 100 pound per 1 hour

Girl: Julie is a good looking milf. I believe she must be 35+ years old. She is tall, slim and her face is pretty however she has a deflated breast and a saggy butt.

Hygiene: unfortunately her funny was smelling terrible. Several hours later, after i had a shower and washed my hands and face separately, i could still smell her pussy in my fingers and face. :vomit:

Service: dfk, owo, cim (2 :cool:), fingering, ro, massage

Experience: Julie is a champion in blowjobs. That’s why i met her. I had 10 days of cum boiling in my balls and i choose the right mouth to give it to. Her owo is passionate, deep and wet. Her cim is very good as well. She makes good effort to collect every last single drop in her mouth before running to the bathroom. :thumbsup:
Unfortunately the smell of her fanny was unbearable. During the first round i went down to suck her pussy. At first i was upside down and my nose was facing towards her vagina and bum hole and the smell there was fucking terrible. I then quickly turn my head so i could suck her clito and leave my nose free above her vagina to breath some fresh air. I sucked her in that position till i could then like a scuba diver i had to re-emerge quicly from the abyss and refill my lungs with some oxygen.
After round one and a little chat i thought to fuck her. Instead she started to suck me again and it was so good than i let her do it till i exploded and filled her mouth again.

Verdict: Julie is a nice woman in shape for her age. She likes to please and she offers a good service. Unfortunately she should look after her hygiene much better and she shouldn’t meet any client without being fresh and clean.
I will not go back. Neutral is fair.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2017, 01:12:16 am by holland »

Sufaking

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Hygiene: unfortunately her funny was smelling terrible. Several hours later, after i had a shower and washed my hands and face separately, i could still smell her pussy in my fingers and face. :vomit:

That would kill me...not literally of course.

I assume everyone on this forum is decent enough to ensure their hygiene is in top form. The same should be expected of an escort.

I've never had any problems but I think something like this would be a boner killer for me, the stench sounds like a over powering fish smell that just sticks to you. Lol

Offline Brazilian Martian

Not sure why this is not a negative even if the punt was good her pussy stank, who knows what that's a result of high chance she has BV  :vomit:.

Not a good look her smelling like billingsgate fish market  :hi:

Offline The_Don

Its your punt (op), review and rating.


But clearly a lot of negative points, IMO

Offline TheBossMan

Its your punt (op), review and rating.


But clearly a lot of negative points, IMO

+1

Offline claretandblue

Nothing funny about a smelly fanny! It would be a clear negative for me

holland

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It's true. I could give her a negative but the service and attidute was good. In principal it is a negative. i agree.

She should just fucking wash her fanny for Christ sake!
 She even asked me for a shower and she wiped my cock.l! What's the point? :dash:

Most important you guys are warned and so is Julie.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2017, 08:49:59 am by holland »

Offline Silver Birch

At first i was upside down and my nose was facing towards her vagina and bum hole and the smell there was fucking terrible. I then quickly turn my head so i could suck her clito and leave my nose free above her vagina to breath some fresh air. I sucked her in that position till i could

Your punt, your rating, but this would be a massive negative for me.

Only once have I encountered a smelly fanny and that was punt over for me. No way could I touch it, let alone suck her clito  :scare:

Erection was gone, and she struggled to finish me off by hand.

Offline The_Don


Only once have I encountered a smelly fanny and that was punt over for me.



I've had this a number of times with different W/G. Each time it has happened, the punt is fundamentally finished for me. Thus I call time and move on   

mrhappypants

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Holland, thanks for your review.  I have to say some other recent, positive reviews of her look "kind."  I recognise her from your description.

Offline mothra

Never came across smelly fannies before and I even curiously ask my ex what an unwashed fanny smells like, she said like "fish." It wasn't until I punted with Hot Sissy back in 2014 and 2015 that I understood what a smelly fanny is like, which instantly killed the punt for me. :vomit:  :(
« Last Edit: January 20, 2017, 02:42:42 pm by mothra »

Offline indianash

Thanks for that Holland. Sorry for your bad experience
Lets be honest is quiet strange anc difficult to belive that we talking about same girl.
It's few times already I've seen Julie and although I think she is my favour Lady.

Julie herself is wonderful blonde Lady. Always smells lovely, fresh and ready for Fun.
Have No clue what is all about, but thats Crazy. Thats not this kind of girl!
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Offline Belgarion

Julie's OWO skills are the stuff of legend.

Shame about the smelly fanny. Never had an issue with her and I've seen her a few times

Offline Brazilian Martian

Thanks for that Holland. Sorry for your bad experience
Lets be honest is quiet strange anc difficult to belive that we talking about same girl.
It's few times already I've seen Julie and although I think she is my favour Lady.

Julie herself is wonderful blonde Lady. Always smells lovely, fresh and ready for Fun.
Have No clue what is all about, but thats Crazy. Thats not this kind of girl!
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It's his review so please put the shield and sword are sir lancelot

Offline Steve57

Sorry to hear about your bad experience Holland. I saw her a few months ago and she was a lovely girl and smelled fine. I spent a lot of time "down there" and she tasted and smelt great. I hope this was a one off for her, although still no real excuse.


Offline indianash

It's his review so please put the shield and sword are sir lancelot

Well, as You can see Big Man there is few people mention that obviously they are sorry about his experience. No one said that is not true, Just traying to say that maybe she had bad day or something.
So whats your problem with that Devil's Advocate

Offline Curious

It's interesting that a little while after this negative review for 'Julie' was posted, 'MysteriousJ', with 3 posts wrote a positive review of her in girlspeak, and Indianash, with 4 posts stepped in to defend her here.

Are these events connected?

I think we should be told...
« Last Edit: January 20, 2017, 06:02:53 pm by Curious »

Offline Brazilian Martian

Well, as You can see Big Man there is few people mention that obviously they are sorry about his experience. No one said that is not true, Just traying to say that maybe she had bad day or something.
So whats your problem with that Devil's Advocate

I take the others more serious as they are established members, but I see your post as a white knight move which I have no time for I'm afraid

holland

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I was expecting a mixed response on my review.
I understand many punters had fun with her but i had to report what happened to me no matter how popular she is.  I was surprised more than anybody here. After reading all the positive reviews i jumped to lick her pussy without hesitation. Right ..good move....:vomit:
I am the victim. She is not the victim because she received a neutral review.

Offline Bangers and Gash

Was this punt an outcall or did the OP skate on over to her plaice:rolleyes:

Offline Brazilian Martian

I was expecting a mixed response on my review.
I understand many punters had fun with her but i had to report what happened to me no matter how popular she is.  I was surprised more than anybody here. After reading all the positive reviews i jumped to lick her pussy without hesitation. Right ..good move....:vomit:
I am the victim. She is not the victim because she received a neutral review.

Don't sweat it you don't need to explain yourself, she best get her smelly underside sorted out rather then making a fake positive reviews

Offline Brazilian Martian

Was this punt an outcall or did the OP skate on over to her plaice:rolleyes:

I think she haddock him at her plaice  :cool:

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« Last Edit: January 20, 2017, 06:33:28 pm by Brazilian Martian »

holland

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Offline Bangers and Gash

Not doubting the OP's version of events, but could the fishy fanny story be a red herring?  :rolleyes:

Offline punk

Smells fishy to me.

Overall a good punt service wise and attitude,let down by wiffy pussy.

holland

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It's interesting that a little while after this negative review for 'Julie' was posted, 'MysteriousJ', with 3 posts wrote a positive review of her in girlspeak, and Indianash, with 4 posts stepped in to defend her here.

Are these events connected?

I think we should be told...

She is now banned. Thanks admin  :hi:

Offline killerbees

Well, as You can see Big Man there is few people mention that obviously they are sorry about his experience. No one said that is not true, Just traying to say that maybe she had bad day or something.
So whats your problem with that Devil's Advocate

You are talking codswallop and sound very haked off with the OP's review. The OP started well but was floundered by an aroma of Grimsby harbour on a warm day. I wouldn't gurnard about it if I were you.

Offline The_Don

Thats not this kind of girl!

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Unless your with W/G 24/7, you don't know what she truly up to, or what "kind of girl" she really is (IMO)

holland

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Unless your with W/G 24/7, you don't know what she truly up to, or what "kind of girl" she really is (IMO)

I compared the reviews of MysteriousJ and indianash and there are obvious similarities.
I am expecting more posts and reviews in defence of Julie in the future.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2017, 11:22:29 pm by holland »

Offline pumps

I have one of those coughs right now where it hurts to laugh, and reading this review was agonising - I'm amazed you sucked on that rancid pussy.  :unknown:

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Offline stampjones

Never came across smelly fannies before and I even curiously ask my ex what an unwashed fanny smells like, she said like "fish." It wasn't until I punted with Hot Sissy back in 2014 and 2015 that I understood what a smelly fanny is like, which instantly killed the punt for me. :vomit:  :(
Weirdly enough, before i moved to london I though all fannies smelled like that.

Offline stampjones

Weirdly enough, before i moved to london I though all fannies smelled like that.
Hasten to add i moved here when i was 21 with only a few civvie encounters to my name, but even so...

Offline Convince Me

Not doubting the OP's version of events, but could the fishy fanny story be a red herring?  :rolleyes:
Cod, I hope not.  :dance:

Offline kefcseries

Weirdly enough, before i moved to london I though all fannies smelled like that.

Now that's a disturbing thought! Could you imagine a world where all fanny smelt like fish..

raylondoner

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Now that's a disturbing thought! Could you imagine a world where all fanny smelt like fish..

Hmm, have to mullet over  :yahoo:

holland

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I have one of those coughs right now where it hurts to laugh, and reading this review was agonising - I'm amazed you sucked on that rancid pussy.  :unknown:

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I'm going to buy this gear from amazon

 :lol: :lol:

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« Last Edit: January 21, 2017, 12:47:02 pm by holland »

Offline Badvicar

I've haddock enough of these awfull puns

Offline pumps

I'm going to buy this gear from amazon

 :lol: :lol:

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LOOLOOL - how about just not eating infected pussys?   :sarcastic: :lol:

Offline DomUK

I saw this post and it reminded me of a punt i had with her a few weeks back i would do a review aswell but this pretty much covers it

- her fanny had a smell thats for sure, doing doggy and getting wiffs was not enjoyable and had to stop
- Her OWO & CIM are her best traits she sucks well with the intention of getting every drop in her mouth
- Her attitude was off putting gave her a light tap and she was moaning saying i can't do that

Put worst thing for me alongside the smelly fanny was im sure she must of have a hip issue or the boniest ass ive ever fucked as her ass sort of bent to one side and made doggy painful as i was pounding and all i felt when i went in was bone

holland

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I saw this post and it reminded me of a punt i had with her a few weeks back i would do a review aswell but this pretty much covers it

- her fanny had a smell thats for sure, doing doggy and getting wiffs was not enjoyable and had to stop
- Her OWO & CIM are her best traits she sucks well with the intention of getting every drop in her mouth
- Her attitude was off putting gave her a light tap and she was moaning saying i can't do that

Put worst thing for me alongside the smelly fanny was im sure she must of have a hip issue or the boniest ass ive ever fucked as her ass sort of bent to one side and made doggy painful as i was pounding and all i felt when i went in was bone

if I knew it before!  :dash:
You should have done your review DomUK!
Do it now then.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2017, 01:37:03 pm by holland »

holland

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LOOLOOL - how about just not eating infected pussys?   :sarcastic: :lol:

I know Pumps!..but she had some many fluffy reviews. I got fished :sarcastic:

Offline DomUK

if I knew it before!  :dash:
You should have done your review DomUK!
Do it now then.

Will do been a while since i posted got plenty to do haha

Offline The_Don

Will do been a while since i posted got plenty to do haha


Please do post some reviews, if you have the time  :unknown:

As this may help other genuine punters, when researching a W/G for a punt, on UKP.



raylondoner

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I've haddock enough of these awfull puns

Some are OK but others cod do batter!  :dash:

Offline punk

They say fish is good for you.

Offline pumps

They say fish is good for you.

Even if its rotten?




It all makes sense now, OP's username being Holland is just a decoy, he should change it to Sweden  :lol: :sarcastic: 

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Offline punk

Even if its rotten?




It all makes sense now, OP's username being Holland is just a decoy, he should change it to Sweden  :lol: :sarcastic: 

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Very popular in Japan and Sweden.