Author Topic: Siam Sauna - Southampton outskirts!  (Read 6687 times)

Offline Chooser

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Let down by other WG yesterday - wont name as there was confusion re her address which was exacerbated by satnav and heavy fog!! However, was in serious need of unloading and decided to take a chance on Siam Sauna which was fairly close and I had been to last year. Turned up on spec and was told girl would be free in 10/15 minutes and could I wait? As I was now stuck for time etc I agreed.

For the first time I was able to see (take notice of) how poor the premises are - cold waiting area in severe need of redecorating. After 25 minutes and almost walking, Madam reappeared and showed me through the iron door and asked me to wait in the Jacuzzi room - don't go there - sort of place where you need to wipe your feet on the way out - looked an absolute health hazard!

Was shown into one of the massage rooms - pretty average but OKish! Could things get worse I hear you think??!!

Well for once the Punting Gods were on my side - door opened to reveal the amazing KeKe who as mentioned on earlier info board posts, is back for 3 whole weeks!! She remembered me from last year and greeted me with a full on DFK while I admired her black negligee and in particular those glorious boobs.

I had paid £50 for 30 minutes and from past experience I knew this would get me a massage and HE at least. Straight into massage of back etc. with KeKe now as naked as the day she was born. Sadly was under great time pressure so knew I would have to go for quick release so flipped on to my back and took advantage of those gorgeous boobs and nipples being thrust in my face for some attention. Switched to mutual nipple nibbling and kissing while KeKe made sure the old man was in order - he was indeed ready to pop and with a few more minutes of excellent hand action from Keke with lots of nippling and eye contact I popped in grand style with Keke gently wanking every last drop out of me! Wow - what a relief.

Had to clean up and exit far too quickly as I had a train to catch but was given several good farewell kisses and I promised to return - try to stop me.

In conclusion, piss poor premises; good VFM especially when KeKe is available; I know she offers more - for extra charge - and will indulge myself fully next time. A reasonable standby option but for emergencies only under normal (as in KeKe less) circumstances.  :)

Offline snagz

Good to hear you enjoyed yourself in the fog. Their website looks like it has been updated with some new pictures of the girls and I for one am looking forward to trying the variety.

I think the service given depends on the girl, as when I went I think I had Jenny (see my previous review) I got FS. I think if I knew I was only getting a happy finish I would go to my local Thai/Chinese massage and get an hour's massage with HE for about £50.

Offline SJ772

Thanks for the heads up, been waiting ages for KeKe to return

Offline Steely Dan

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Thanks for review.  Will keep on the list for when in the area.

Note it is best practice to put the girls name in the topic title - as well as the location which you did, thanks.  We review escorts/SPs not venues.
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Helpful review, thanks.  I must get a bit more rigorous in reviewing after meets, though in Berkshire an really struggling to actually get interested in seeing.  And documenting a crap session is just there as a permanent reminder of a crap session.

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Offline webpunter

They must have had a spring clean before the photos of the jacuzzi were taken.  I'm with the OP on the venue - a shit tip.  I did a review on here.  It would have been a neutral other than for the effort the masseuse made giving me a superb tit-wank with her great rack & being generally quite talented.  Not local to me & an opportunistic one off visit when i had a rager.  I wouldn't like this kind of place on my doorstep & getting drawn back coz fuck all else available within a reasonable distance.  1/2hr visit only i suggest - shoot ya load & outta there

Their website looks like it has been updated with some new pictures of the girls and I for one am looking forward to trying the variety.

Offline Chooser

Thanks for review.  Will keep on the list for when in the area.

Note it is best practice to put the girls name in the topic title - as well as the location which you did, thanks.  We review escorts/SPs not venues.

Thanks Steely Dan - will bear in mind. However, as in most such venues, the girls change on a weekly basis. Also, I appreciate we review WGs but I am sure most people would like to know about premises, especially if they are towards the extreme end?   :)

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Yes agree Premises are important to include that is welcome for sure.

Offline Stiltskin

Yes agree Premises are important to include that is welcome for sure.

I decided against Siam sauna today for that reason. Plans A and B came to nothing and I was driving that way on my way back. The petrol station and the garage were open, and it was still daylight so I thought better of it.

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I decided against Siam sauna today for that reason. Plans A and B came to nothing and I was driving that way on my way back. The petrol station and the garage were open, and it was still daylight so I thought better of it.

Hi Stiltskin - for what it's worth,  it has always been daylight with garage and petrol station open when I have been to Siam Sauna. I have never had any problems, parked right outside in Siam Sauna's own parking bay and round to main entrance. Occasionally people around but no issues. Hasn't bothered me also as they are not too close to home!  :thumbsup:

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I did a review on here.  The petrol station is like 10-15 metres away.  The car lot is right next to SS in front of it / by the side.  When i went in then hardly anyone around.  When i walked out there was an elderly couple looking at a motor.  Like a couple of yards away.  I nearly walked into them.  Doesn't bother me.  Was funny at the time.  If you live local & the OH wants a car then don't there FFS.  The 1st question will be 'oooh - look there's a massage parlour.  Have you ever been there ?'  :scare:  There's only one upside - the mamasan is such a miserable cow she won't be looking from the door & saying "hi"

Offline nigel4498

I decided against Siam sauna today

I bet Avram Grant wished he had too.  :crazy: