I used to visit Sakura almost every week for years. Back when it was a 99.99% guaranteed fuck on the wobbly massage table. Since they stopped fucking their clients i have massage places a miss for a good few months. Decided to try Jasmine spa after a few reviews on here. Went in not expecting a shag, which was good because i didnt get one.
However... my review is as follows:
Walked in without an appointment. Place looked and smelled clean. Only place to match it on cleanliness is
Siam Traditional Thai Massage on Allerton Road. I was allocated a girl immediately. The girl looked beautiful, late 20s at most and a great figure. Lead me to a very nice clean room and as she did asked me "have you been here before?" I answered "no, but i've go to Sakura quite regularly". With that line i could be sure she knew the score. We get to the room and, unfortunately, she said "i'll go get the girl who will massage you." Fuck.

Then she adds "take off your clothes and she'll be here soon". So i do.
After about 45 seconds an older Thai woman comes in. She's pleasent. Nice enough body for a 40+ woman but i really wanted the young thing that i met earlier. She washes my feet. Nice touch, never had this before. She asks if i want my front or back massaged or both? I say just the front (i could give a fuck about actually getting a massage). She goes to work and spends what seems to be 20 mins on one leg. Then rushes through the other one. "You want me to massage here too?" pointing to my cock. I say yes. "That'll be £20 extra". I say thats fine.
She oils up my cock and wanks away. It's a pretty average wank. 6/10. I try to touch her tits but she knocks my hand away, try her pussy and she moves away, eventually i explode over her hands.
We clean up and chat and i leave. Would i go back? No. They're no better than Sakura. So far the best massage is the one on Allerton Road but even they wont fuck you.
WHERE HAVE ALL THE CHINESE/THAI PROZZIES GONE?!! Asian pussy was the best, they've all turned into HJ queens.