mature sensual massage - South Croydon

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If you google the telephone number you'll find a whole heap of ad's for this couple and their mature naturist massage. After looking into them for a while i took the punt just because i was bored

So the place itself is easy to get to. It's in a residential side rd off Addington Rd in South Croydon. To be exact, it's in Selsdon. Parking was no issue... no costs.

The house itself seems fine... you go through to a back room where the lady in question asks you to disrobe as she does the same. This is where the "i'll TOFT because i'm bored..." part then went a little shite. No disrespect to the lady who massaged but she's probably knocking on 65+ yrs old and has the body to match. WTF is what i thought.... but then the add does read MATURE NATURIST massage. So my own stupid fault. But in fact from previous research you can find pics of some ladies who seem to be mid 30s-40s working here. So i had true anticipation it could have been one of those. But no..... not for me. So i said stuff it and went along with the massage nevertheless. This woman does like to talk.... and talk and talk. Jeeze.... i thought i was here to relax not listen to your lifestory. Anyway.

The massage itself is ok... nothing spectacular... some CC swipes... and then a whole heap of focus on the arse which i found quite nice in fact. Must have been her long nails or whatever device she was using to slides in and around the area which felt very decent indeed.

So maybe 20 mins on the back... then turned over for a not so good head massage... all the time i was thinking, am i gonna get any sort of erection bearing in mind i have ZERO attraction to this woman. So i did like any good soldier would do, close my eyes and think of nicer times... Anyway, she did say she had no issues with letting me touch wherever. But i kept my hand firmly on her ass.... just because it seemed to be the only part that didnt wobble as much (i have no issue with larger ladies or older ladies.... bear that in mind).
She then got to work on my fella.... oiled up and stroking away with some degree of skill. Some edging going on (like i needed any). After about 10 mins of this (which was in fact the best part and YES the main reason for going), i popped and shot up quite a distance which prompted some discourse on her not having seen that for quite some time. She cleaned me up, i got dressed and said my goodbye's.

So all in all..... if you like the more mature lady who did say that most things go in terms of prostate, fetish etc without any real sex or BJ being involved, she is up for it - then this could be for you. 30 mins was £30 and 60 mins £60.

[peter296]

For a first review. It's written very good. At least you Tofft, that is good in itself 

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The ad on vivastreet suggest OWO is on offer. That was a lie then I take it.

Also pricing is abit more expensive on vivastreet too, the photo does look abit grim lol

What's the locality? (other than it being south croydon of course lol)


Thanks for the review

[NickA]

This old bird has been advertising forever. The bloke who owns the house is a naturist and he lets that room out to a couple of old boilers. I saw her a couple of years ago. Like you, I nearly walked! Too old and too large. But once my kit was off and I was on the table I thought I'd give it a go. Wasn't offered OWO or anything like that, but she actively encouraged touching. Stuffed my hand on her snatch, in fact. I ended up almost fisting her while she wanked me off. There was something exciting about how wet she got and having most of my hand inside her. But never again.

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NickA you do get about croydon's grimmest massage joint's don't ya 

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Pumps - the area itself is not bad at all..... it's nothing like central croydon. You don't get the hussle/bussle. Plus you don't get the sheer quantity of people about. So from a discretion perspective, it's great.

I had nightmares last night after that session.... i think i may visit pure life (another croydon massage place) the Asian massage place i saw being commented on here a few times. I'm near Kenley so it's not too far.

[NickA]

NickA you do get about croydon's grimmest massage joint's don't ya 

In a word Pumps: yes

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This sounds like Jessica I think
Had the 'pleasure' over a year ago... I agree she probably in her 60s and can talk and talk.

My experience was similar to that of the review above.

[NickA]

This sounds like Jessica I think
Had the 'pleasure' over a year ago... I agree she probably in her 60s and can talk and talk.

My experience was similar to that of the review above.

There were two women working out of the Selsdon house. Jessica and Cynthia. I think our reviewer saw Cynthia. Jessica is the shorter one, who, when i saw her, had dyed the back of her hair red. Both women have huge breasts which resemble rather deflated beach balls. Both are naturists and into sex parties, and you wouldn't give them a second glance in real life.