Fon Thai "Massage" Newcastle - Gumtree Ad

[sqlbatsman]

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Met this one after some good reviews here.

Incall Location: About 5mins walk from the central station, very easy to find and  some off-street parking available. The place was very clean and well presented inside. For anyone who wants to know this apartment is used by several WG's mainly asian girls on and off (In fact it was previously advertised for rent on AW, not sure if it still is). There are two girls working out of it right now.

Appearance: Very sexy thai lady. She has a beautiful face and an even more beautiful petite body. Tits are amazing and to die for and a very sexy little ass. Body reminded me of coast road Sarah, for those that have met her.

Comms: Called to book appointment, was asked to text closer to appointment for address. Texted and got the rough address and asked to call when there. Called when there and was given clear directions and led into the apartment immediately.

Massage appointment:

You are given a number of options before the massage starts on the extras being offered. They are pricey to say the least. You pay upfront and the massage starts. Mostly involves rubbing oil on your body lightly and eventually asked to turn over, the lady strips and gives you the special services.

Things I enjoyed the most:

The comms and the location. Fon was very nice, she speaks good english and is very pleasant. Not to mention she is smoking hot and is an absolute stunner.

Cons:

The 1hr appointment only lasted roughy around 47-48 minutes after which I was dressing around 4-5mins (some chit-chat) and leaving the place still only 52-53mins since I started stripping in the first place.

As mentioned by another user here, answered phone during the appointment, I really don't like when this happens, after all I have paid a premium for her time the least she can do is at least pretend that I'm important during that time.

The "massage" was extremely average, to put it lightly. I'm sorry just rubbing oil on another person is not massage. So it is very clear that this is a bait-switch situation, where you are invited at the pretence of a massage, but then they pile a whole lot of extras on top and it just becomes a normal full sex appointment. This might be alright for many, but for me I felt a bit cheated. I wanted a good massage appointment with extras, as opposed to it being a proper full-sex appointment with massage thrown in there for the pity.

Also might bother some didn't bother me so much, she says 25y/o in the ad but actually said herself that she is over 35. But have to say, if she did not say that, I would have easily believed she was 25....in fact harder to believe her real age.

Will I return:

Probably not if it is continued to be advertised as massage appointment. Perhaps if she just changes it to a full on GFE type appointment with DFK and rest, then definitely do not mind at all as she is quite the hottie. 

[Kev3773]

Good review, I was tempted by previous review but in two minds now.

[over50nudist]

Thanks for the review was tempted but not so sure

[happyguy48]

I am tempted to see her just to snap her bloody phone in half 

[sqlbatsman]

It really is not great value either as a massage or a FS escort type appointment, because you end up getting the fake "massage" for 30mins - total waste of time. Followed by 15-20 mins of whatever extra you paid for.

So if you do end up paying £80 for the FS option, you will roughly get around 15-20 mins worth of it, of course no OWO or DFK, and that comes to £120 for the whole appointment. Not a great deal in my opinion. Better if she increases her services to include OWO and DFK for that price and she would have people queueing at her door, as she is really that hot! Just my opinion 

[jarrovian]

Got to say after having the massage the other day i was very tempted to book for the full service as she is very hot. However limited service have curbed my enthusiasm. In defence of her however whilst I was there her phone must have buzzed about 4 times during the massage and she made no attempt to answer it, she just said "always the same no calls all day and now won't stop" or words to that effect. Once I had started getting dressed she went through her missed calls

[sqlbatsman]

In defence of her however whilst I was there her phone must have buzzed about 4 times during the massage and she made no attempt to answer it

Fair enough mate, if that was your experience then that is good 

I have simply stated things as I have experienced them She picked the call when I was there and was on the phone for at least 2-3 mins, while she continued on rubbing oil on me (I refuse to call it massage, as it was not a massage in my humble opinion).

I have made sure I have put all positives and negatives, I don't know this person, this is the first time I have seen her, so I have nothing for or against her. Just hoped it would be helpful to some guys here, and others of course they can go ahead and spend their well earned money any way they choose 

Also forgot to mention, the massage was a bed, not a massage table. The bed was bouncy and not hard, not an ideal setting for getting a proper massage - for me at least

[sqlbatsman]

She seemed to have changed her name and number and seems to have re-invented a new identity, but unfortunately the wording on the AD is far too similar to be the give away;

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Still 25 y.o. according to AD though