External Link/Members OnlyThis was a short notice booking, for half an hour at £60. I’ve read quite a bit about Jess on here and she has pretty mixed (but mainly bad!) reviews. However, I was short of options and decided to take a risk. Even with those low expectations, Jess managed to disappoint!
Communications Arrangements were made easily with Allure by phone. I then received a text with the address and a further text on arrival with entry instructions.
LocationJess was working from a modern apartment block near the Gateshead Quayside. It’s easy enough to find and there is a paid car park close by. I was buzzed in to the building and took the lift straight to her apartment door.
First impressionsJess is pretty enough and looks like her pictures except her hair is a bit different. She definitely matches the stats on the Allure website. She was wearing a lacy black top and leather hot pants which really suited her fit, slim body. That’s where the positives end though, I’m afraid.
Main eventJess started by complaining about the cold and fiddling with the heater, so I decided to take the initiative and get undressed. She joined me on the bed and asked if like kissing. I confirmed that I do and moved in for a snog only to be disappointed with the closed mouth pecks she thinks pass for “kissing”. This was brief in any case and she was keen to move onto oral.
More disappointment, as she reached for a condom and tried to fit it on my still flaccid cock. Making the best of a bad job, I took matters into my own hands and got hard enough to fit the condom. Her OW wasn’t bad but there was no variation of technique – just a simple bobbing up and down with no eye contact or teasing.
Bored with that, I suggested we move onto sex and volunteered Jess to go on top first. She did look good bouncing up and down and she has a great body. However, she didn’t take me very deep inside her and had her head turned away from me the whole time. I decided to swap around and take control in missionary. She somehow managed to position herself and clench, restricting access so that once again I was only getting the tip of my cock in her. I decided to have one final try to get a proper fuck and switched again, to doggy this time.
Sadly frustration got the better me and I was already going soft. I quickly decided enough was enough and I gave up. It’s been a long while since I failed to cum, but I just couldn’t be bothered by this stage. Jess had no wipes to clean up but did offer me some toilet roll. Nice.
According to Jess, it could be my age that was the problem, and I should try Viagra. Alternatively, she could try showing even the slightest bit of enthusiasm for the job she’s chosen and the client who is paying handsomely for her time! I didn’t cause a fuss because there was nothing to be gained. I simply got dressed and opted to leave after only 20 minutes.
ConclusionIt was shit. No real kissing, no OWO, no enthusiasm, minimal interaction, poor services. Based on what I’d read, I wasn’t expecting fireworks or the earth to move. I did though imagine I’d get a quick and easy fuck with a pretty girl. Somehow, Jess even managed to take the fun out of that. She’s in the wrong job.
I should’ve known better. I gave Jess the benefit of the doubt, but I recommend you don’t make the same mistake.
