Hardsports

[turkmanstan]

''Yes i enjoy hard sports from time to time.My last experience was with a girl in Portugal who delivered the turd over my face after I put clingfilm over my mouth''

A quote from Vernon on this Forum.He may of being having a laugh or maybe not.

FFS hardsports receiving and indeed giving are not for me

Not something I would like to get involved with but some punters do it seems

[cueball]

I'm not sure I'd have started a thread along those lines turky me old pal but I'm with you on that.... I'm no fan of poop neither 

Although... I've been known to talk shit on many occasions 

[turkmanstan]

I'm not sure I'd have started a thread along those lines turky me old pal but I'm with you on that.... I'm no fan of poop neither 

Although... I've been known to talk shit on many occasions 

Yes but mostly good shit

[hungrypunt]

Ive always been suspect of some of the shit videos. I mean surely the stench is enough to make anyone puke.
two girls 1 cup even that is purported to be true but cmon thats non melting chocolate ice cream isnt it ha ha 

I mean surely they must inject somehow a load of fake shit up the "Shitters" arse before the "Shittee"  receives the brown gift...yeah ? No ?

Whats the turn on, the fact that its taboo and done or what??

I could be talking out my arse, I mean Ive heard some stories.

Mind You thinking back, I would not have imagined a few years ago that I would have had an SA girl rimming my arse yesterday with her tongue so deep Im sure she was licking my prostate  so I just dunno

[Vernon]

I mean surely the stench is enough to make anyone puke..............

Whats the turn on, the fact that its taboo and done or what??.............

I could be talking out my arse, I mean Ive heard some stories.

What can be a put off for the uninitiated is the smell.

For anyone who is contemplating starting I would recommend taking a willing girl down to Formby Sands. Find a secluded dune once the early summer weather arrives.Smell ceases to be a problem in the great outdoors.
Essential kit components are baby oil, wipes and condoms.
Tell her to assume the doggy position and push till the turd begins to emerge. At the same time masturbate until your penis  is good and hard then put the condom on.. Once she has delivered her turd firstly bury it in the sand-can be done without touching the turd if you are squeemish  in a similar way to our cat burying its turd in the garden.
You can then wipe her bottom with the first wipe to remove any shit remaining round her bottom. Then apply baby oil to the second wipe and apply it round and into her bottom.
Now you can mount her bottom and ride her until you ejaculate.
i hope you will find this a useful introduction to the noble art

[turkmanstan]

What can be a put off for the uninitiated is the smell.

For anyone who is contemplating starting I would recommend taking a willing girl down to Formby Sands. Find a secluded dune once the early summer weather arrives.Smell ceases to be a problem in the great outdoors.
Essential kit components are baby oil, wipes and condoms.
Tell her to assume the doggy position and push till the turd begins to emerge. At the same time masturbate until your penis  is good and hard then put the condom on.. Once she has delivered her turd firstly bury it in the sand-can be done without touching the turd if you are squeemish  in a similar way to our cat burying its turd in the garden.
You can then wipe her bottom with the first wipe to remove any shit remaining round her bottom. Then apply baby oil to the second wipe and apply it round and into her bottom.
Now you can mount her bottom and ride her until you ejaculate.
i hope you will find this a useful introduction to the noble art

Thanks for that Vern.You have given Coprophilia some thought but I for one will not be taking your advice.The noble art will remain boxing in my case.Please do a shit review when you can.You sound like a guy with lotsa experience that needs to  be shared

[rovingman]

Mind You thinking back, I would not have imagined a few years ago that I would have had an SA girl rimming my arse yesterday with her tongue so deep Im sure she was licking my prostate  so I just dunno

By SA do you mean seeking arrangements site where women sell themselves but aren't prossies? Women can be funny creatures.... just seen a date I had on there too..lol

Anyway...apparently tongue up our bum like that is called a "Rusty Trombone" .... go figure..a woman taught me that...

Not my cuppa...... but I don't mind a foxy lady taking a huge dump while I watch.... smell can be a bit of a challenge.. not to be done after curry night :-)

[hungrypunt]

By SA do you mean seeking arrangements site where women sell themselves but aren't prossies? Women can be funny creatures.... just seen a date I had on there too..lol

Yep...in this case its been free for me past 4 times with her

[hungrypunt]

What can be a put off for the uninitiated is the smell.

For anyone who is contemplating starting I would recommend taking a willing girl down to Formby Sands. Find a secluded dune once the early summer weather arrives.Smell ceases to be a problem in the great outdoors.
Essential kit components are baby oil, wipes and condoms.
Tell her to assume the doggy position and push till the turd begins to emerge. At the same time masturbate until your penis  is good and hard then put the condom on.. Once she has delivered her turd firstly bury it in the sand-can be done without touching the turd if you are squeemish  in a similar way to our cat burying its turd in the garden.
You can then wipe her bottom with the first wipe to remove any shit remaining round her bottom. Then apply baby oil to the second wipe and apply it round and into her bottom.
Now you can mount her bottom and ride her until you ejaculate.
i hope you will find this a useful introduction to the noble art

FUCK OFF....bury it...ha ha comon.

Thats the last time Im takin my dogs down to formby sands over the dunes...ha ha.
Well, basically you just got the girl to have a shit before fucking her ass, have I got it right ?, is that how it goes.

Ill give the benefit of the doubt that this isnt a wind up Vernon, but trust me being outside with me, youd still smell mine over at birkenhead from formby

[Vernon]

Well Hungry punter

You moaned about the smell.

Found that punt very invigorating I did!

[hungrypunt]

Well Hungry punter

You moaned about the smell.

Found that punt very invigorating I did!

Fair play to you if thats how it is bud, but Im more gobsmacked than I thought.

[rovingman]

Yep...in this case its been free for me past 4 times with her

lucky sod!

[turkmanstan]

Well Hungry punter

You moaned about the smell.

Found that punt very invigorating I did!

Hi Vern any shit gone down over the holidays. :drinks:Too cold for Formby Beach,I think.

[chrishornx]

What can be a put off for the uninitiated is the smell.

really? so a nose clip for the 'uninitiated' would overcome beginners doubts. Surely even someone who has completely lost any sense of smell could be appalled  at just the visual aspect of watching a turd appear from a whore's arse and then face the unenvious task of wiping their arse .......

horses for courses I guess but sounds revolting

[Dickled]

I remember at one time La Maison use to show this as one of the extras available and would indicate with a yes or no whether a girl did it, so obviously there is some demand out there.
However, I've tried water sports more than once, but I think H/S would be a kink too far even for a debauched individual like me.

[waspuser]

Christine at the Georgian in Oldham does hardsports!