Long review incoming because it was quite the comedy show and I had to detail everything. Way to start 2017 I guess!
She actually has two profiles:
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyIt's a well known flat in Whitechapel where the usual girls both have two profiles because... reasons?
This is a place I go more or less on a regular basis mainly for VIP PARIS (
External Link/Members Only , Polish) who is pretty much my favourite WG - if you want to go there, I'd say go for Paris, can't go wrong with her (already reviewed her a while ago and all of my repeat visits were at least as good)
Same flat also has Mishaxx/lollavipxx (
External Link/Members Only /
External Link/Members Only ) , hot Romanian blonde who's pretty hit or miss so I wouldn't repeat again. Some of my punts with her were pretty good, some were completely horrendous with her clearly showing she didn't want to be there. Wouldn't recommend for the attitude, unless you feel like going for the lottery of getting her "on a good day", because she is indeed hot
Anyway. Cost was £70 for half an hour
Comms: Quick, by text, their pimp usually sets it up with the same copy paste message. Now I actually wanted to see Kate a few days ago on short notice, and once I got there I was told "Kate is not finished with her client, would you like to see lolla instead". No thanks. Pretty shitty bait and switch attempt. I decided to try again (silly me), mostly because this service provider is usually clean. Second time, short notice as well, this time on time.
The girl: She's indeed stunning. I was expecting her to be taller given the pic but she's probably around 5'4 or something. Beautiful EE face, wearing perfectly her makeup, hair a bit shorter than her pics but just as nice, and an amazing body, very smooth skin, big boobs (fake but not to the point of being plastic. I'd rather say "enhanced"), nice ass. A little bit of a belly, just giving her an extra curve that still looks nice. Very satisfied by the looks! Her English is very basic though (can't really chat with her)
Anyway, gave her the money, traditional time to disappear to stash the money wherever and she came back shortly. First thing first. Although both her profiles mention French Kissing (not even at discretion), she said she "no like it". I raised that it was on her profile, so she said "I hate kiss!", yet accepted anyway, but that was far from being French kissing. It was rather her closing her lips and not moving. One way kissing I guess? Sad way to start.
She was wearing a little cardigan and asked if she could keep it because "I very cold". I was already annoyed so fuck that we'll remove it later anyway. Went for her boobs. "I no like lick breast, very sensitive". Well, your boobs are great, so I'll play with them anyway. And it didn't look sensitive at all since she barely moved while I indulged. It kinda annoyed me as well so I asked "So... what do you like". She said "I like fuck". Maybe save the best for last? Anyway fuck that, didn't feel like RO then. I literally had to carry her to the bed because she was trying to hurry me into oral. Well to her credit she followed my directives but well maybe just act as if you were about to do something?
One-way-kissed a bit while she was giving me a rather lackluster handjob to wake the friend up. I basically had to carry her to the right position for handjob. It actually felt like I was with some kind of interactive doll, no initiative from her, I always had to literally lift her and set her to the next position I wanted. Then off to oral. To her credit, she asked if I preferred with or without. I said without. She methodically cleaned every inch of my penis before basically putting only the shaft in her mouth and doing up-down movements of a 1 inch range. No tongue. A bit of hand jerking me off. That lasted like 20 seconds, then she put the condom on (after cleaning methodically her mouth). I asked her for a bit more of BJ, thinking maybe she would go deeper with a condom? Nope, same thing. And with a condom and my circumcised self, let's say I felt absolutely nothing this time. At this point I was wondering, she probably doesn't have much experience anyway? Her handjob clearly showed she didn't know how to wank someone as well. And she's new to this place so eh. Anyway!
We moved to doggy. I asked her to remove the cardigan now. She was reluctant but agreed. Phew. That was the positive part. She has a great derriere and crazy nice curves. She started trying to set herself as a bit... "not horizontal" may I say. You know, the most uncomfortable way to doggy. I put her back to normal and she followed. Finally a good point! The doggy was good. I mean... her body was good. Other than that she was just laying letting me do the work. I like getting closer to the girl's back during doggy, and when I did it she obviously didn't stay in position, and grabbed my cock to squeeze it a bit, probably trying to finish me right there and then. We then moved to mish. She first put her legs on my shoulders (Classic "don't get close to me strategy"). She looked like a dead fish. Refused eye contact and looked very, VERY bored. I mean come on. I put her legs down for some closer mish, she made sure her head was far enough from me and adopted the starfish strategy. Literally zero movement or reaction. Then moved to spoon. Again, spoon was great.... because her body is. And as usual I literally had to carry her to the right position because she wouldn't do a single effort. I can basically say that I've now tried sex with a silicone doll since she had the same effort rate. Anyway found the right position and pounded her good.
Then I wanted to go for my favorite to finish: CG. And guess what. "I no like top!". FOR FUCK'S SAKE. What do you even like? You don't even look like you enjoy breathing. I tried to negotiate. Really wanted her on me and especially her boobs on my face but well, she no like. I went back to spoon since it was a good position then. She started saying the most hilariously wrong English sentences ("Oh yeah, sex me! yeah more the sex!"), and I eventually finished. Oh bonus point when she literally removed my cock from her while I was actually not finished climaxing
Fucking hell. That was a disaster. Her looks saved her and made me have enough interest towards her but what a bad punt. Zero effort, engagement, anything, she was literally an immobile doll. Fuck that. If you are in the area and are looking for a WG, just go see Paris instead of her. Such a shame, with her looks it wouldn't take much effort from her to be at least acceptable, but this was probably the epitome of disinterest from a WG. Just don't do this job if you're that reluctant.
All in all
Pros (because I'm nice enough to give pros)
- Looks stunning
- Doggy and spoon were good, mostly because of her looks. Not like she tried to make them any good
Cons
- The effort and interest rate probably went negative. Never seen someone as bored and disinterested from the actual punt
- She "no like" anything. Pretty much. Anything you'll try is a "I no like"
- She's probably very inexperienced as well (or just absolutely doesn't care which makes sense as well)
Screw that. I'm done with TOFTTing for a while - got a few WGs on my HL to actually enjoy now
Happy new year lads, don't start yours with her!
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