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This happened in July this year a bit late but better late then never! Also wanted a bit more experience to see if this was really that bad, it was.
Found my self with a spare few hours which was rare after having no luck with a few WG in the alperton area of london and was aching for some release, decided to settle for a 1h massage and a bit of a drive.
Location:
Maidenhead very close to the sainsbury's also where i parked.
Communication:
Gave the post code of sainsburys car ark post code seems to be at first. Once i got there she asked me to ring. See told me to go out of the car park, so i did in the worng direction of course!! After fafing around with a few calls and walking frantically in different directions and getting hot and sweaty. I found the building was buzzed in. Not good... Dunno why she just didnt text me the flat and number via text once i was outside.
After i finally made it to the flat:
The WG was not as hot as expected and this is why there are no face pics. She reminded me of one of my scary school teachers and had some rash thing going on around her mouth, thank god this was not a FS as I normally like a bit of FK\DFK and OWO.
Seem like the whole getting there left us both a bit disappointed, im not sure what she was expecting for me i can tell you im no brad pit but im no jabba the hut either. On the plus side the flat was nice....
1h booked and was still there on time even with the faf. Some how she was so not interested and and started mentioned 1/2hour massage, at this point i needed to shoot my gun but i was not feeling 1h so i agreed 30min for £60
The massage:
Once I was on the table her mood lightened for about three minutes and started talking shit, just random stuff that i did not give two fucks about(ie about her time in the UK and other clients she didnt like), just wanted to tell her to shut up but im too polite for that (to my detriment!).
Massage was light was not great, no real pressure, not really sensual, hard to describe, just stroking. She used almond oil which was nice. On to my front finally she stopped talking and started rubbing my cock. There was absolutely nothing special here, i think i could have had a wank myself and it would have been better. I needed an empty, so shot my load, she help clean up a bit and then gave me tissue.
It was disappointing i just wanted to get out of there and go home, so no shower, quickly got dressed and went home!!
Positives;Nice almond oil
Nice flat
Negative:Crap massage
Crap HJ
Crap communication
Not the best looking girl
Talked too much
Would have been nice if she said something nice about other OP's but it was all negative
Dunno if this was the last working day of her week and she just wanted to leave for the day, or it was something else i have no idea, service was bad and £60 down.Not sure if any one else had the bad experience
