Incall: 1 hour, £110
Location: Gateshead
This was an independent booking made through UKE but Penelope can be found on AW and also does agency work through Bonds so I have included links for both below:
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External Link/Members OnlyI had a tough time deciding what rating to go for with this review so I had sat on it for a couple of days. Giving it a positive would have been a stretch and I was contemplating neutral for a while but the more I thought about it the more I came to the conclusion that the overall experience was a negative one so that is what I have went for. I also think that I could shoulder some of the blame for the negative experience I had which was another reason that I struggled in my rating of it. Anyway here goes:
Comms through UKE were pretty good, making the booking was easy and straightforward through the PM system. The instructions I was given was to confirm that I would be attending on the morning of the punt which I did and to text once I had arrived and she would then give me a flat number of where she was working. Penelope also told me where the best place to park would be so I was all set.
Not sure of the area I set off in good time and I arrived around 20 minutes early, this is where I hit my first stumbling block. There was a fee to park and I did not know this beforehand and therefore I had no change with me. There was a machine there you could pay using your card but seeing as I have a joint bank account with her indoors that was not an option so I had to go for a drive and find somewhere to get some change for the meter. As I said I am not at all familiar with the area and it took me 15 minutes to find somewhere and get back to the car park. Now I am happy to shoulder the blame for this, I perhaps should have had change with me on the off chance that there was a parking charge, there was no mention either way when Penelope told me where to park so I wrongly assumed it would be free but not a great start for me.
So by the time I had paid for a ticket and displayed it in the car it was 1 minute till my booking was meant to start so I fired the text to Penelope to say I was here and awaited her instructions. Her reply took 5/6 minutes. Considering she should have been expecting my text that is a little bit of a piss take and the delay ate into my time. Was told where to go and text again for further instructions which I did. The place she was working from I found a nightmare to find my way around and I got lost so I text Penelope and she phoned me and walked me through how to find her.
By the time I knocked on the door I checked my phone and I was 20 minutes late. Okay so on that this is part of what I meant when I said I had trouble rating this review. I have to accept responsibility for getting lost after receiving the flat number but that being said even if I had not gotten lost it would have taken at least 5 minutes from parking up to getting to to the flat she was working from and she also took over 5 minutes to reply to my first text message when I arrived. So imo there was some deliberate timewasting going on there from her. That said I had the option to walk when she did not text back right away and also when I got lost but I did not so that is on me.
Penelope was quick in answering the door to let me in. She was wearing a very sexy red bra and panties set. The stats given on her profile are accurate as are the pics that she often uploads on UKE. Facially I found her attractive and I have seen mentioned before that she has a look of Natalie Dormer of her and that is 100% spot on imo. Generally I like to go for girls of around size 6/8 I knew going into the booking that Penelope was listed as size 10 and that is about right but she looks good for it with nice curves in all the right places. A very nice set of natural boobs which were more than a handful and a cracking big arse on her.
I was lead into the bedroom and sorted the paperwork out straight away. I was offered a drink which I accepted and a shower which I declined as I had had one just before I left home. Penelope has an extremely sexy voice I found it is very sensual and rather posh. We were both sat on the bed but before anything else she told me she had to check her phone, a pet hate of mine, something to do with another client who was wanting to make a booking with her through Bonds but it turns out they had cancelled. Essentially I was paying for that information as it was on my time so not very professional especially considering I had already lost around 20 minutes of my hour.
Bit of a chat ensured, Penelope is real easy to talk to and comes across as a really nice girl. I lent in for a kiss and was instantly disappointed, I have read that she is a very light kisser but this was no more than a peck on the lips, no tongues at all. That made things incredibly awkward for me. Took off her bra, her boobs are are wonderful had a bit play and suck of them before moving down to perform RO.
Penelope was shaven and she was cleanish. There was no fishy smell or anything like that but I got the impression she had not long been to the toilet, it was in no way horrible and overbearing though but was noticeable. Great access was given by her to perform RO and she appeared to enjoy it but if I am being honest it sounded terribly fake. I spent some time down there as I enjoy giving RO, I was slowly moving my hand along her leg with the intention of working a finger inside of her and although she did not tell me I could not do that she quite cleverly held my hand to prevent me from doing so.
She asked if she should return the favour and I asked for 69 which she happily obliged. Wasn't the best 69 I have ever had on her end there was a lot of hands and it was more wanking than anything else and the odd tongue flicking which I've no idea why girls do but it was by no means really bad either. I pulled her up to sit on my face for a little bit and she did but there was no grinding or anything like that and despite the noises she made during the RO I am 100% sure she did not climax.
She then went down the bed and performed OWO on me and I lay back and watched her go to work. Now this was really good. Completely different technique to what she was doing during the 69 and it was much much better. Gave eye contact throughout which was very sexy as she worked the head, down the shaft and also played with my balls. It was very soft but it was extremely good and in the end I had to stop her as I was right on the edge. This was the best part of the booking by far and I dare say one of the best blowjobs I have ever experienced.
I asked Penelope to get a condom and asked her to go on top into cowgirl. She told me she had forgot her lube so spat on her hand before easing my cock inside of her (I knew she did not climax during RO despite her moans). I asked for this position as she had me on the verge during the OWO and with the girl on top they can work me and I will not cum. Penelope though did not, she kinda just sat there doing nothing, no grinding no bouncing nowt at all so it was down to me to fuck her even though she was on top. Went for a few kisses during, there was some very light tongues but the majority of it was just pecking on the lips again and as I mentioned that is rather awkward for me so I started to kiss her neck and shoulders instead and she did reciprocate on me which was nice and less awkward. With me doing all of the work during the cowgirl this lead to me cumming and it was a little bit of an anticlimax for me and a tad premature as I was after a couple of other positions but it is what it is. Penelope did say afterwards that she was letting me control the pace of things as I told her she had me on the edge from the OWO but I'm not sure it felt a bit lazy to me.
Once I had cum she hopped off and passed me over a couple of wipes to clean myself up. She lay on the bed besides me, no cuddling or stroking or anything like that which was a little disappointing. Got to chatting about the forums and I happened to mention that her name was brought up in the worst punt of 2016 thread and that was a mistake on my part as she was desperate to know what had been said about her, in the end I told her to just have look assuming she would check when I left but no she did it right there and then. Was even going to leave a comment but stopped herself and said she would do it after I had left, I checked when I got home and she did indeed and it was not long at all after I had left either.
She mentioned that I had 10 minutes left and asked if I wanted a shower, I did so she set it away. It was not working very good and it was fairly important to me I had one before I left. I hopped in while she left the bedroom to sort it and it turns out it was playing up as the other girl in the flat had a bath running. I did not realise there was another girl in the flat so then it started to play on my mind that there could have been another client in the flat with the other girl while I was here with Penelope which I did not like the thought of as it did not seem very discrete to me if that was the case and would have also made me feel very uneasy. Finished my shower, got changed and was lead to the door by Penelope no kiss or hug or anything when I was shown out and just before she closed the door on me she mentioned that she needed to text me a code to leave. What happened next is what swayed my decision into giving this review a negative rather than a neutral just after she closed the door, I was literally still on the other side of it I heard Penelope and the other girl pissing themselves laughing. Now they may not have been laughing at me it could have been something else completely but that is very much how it felt at the time and it was not a nice feeling at all and I was dead paranoid about it as I made my way back to the car. So there you are make of that what you will chaps.
Would I book again? I would not as things stand. Services were limited and her attitude was not the greatest. Going through the motions perhaps but I just felt like a number so I would not be in any rush to return.
Would I recommend? Nice enough girl, she is in my opinion good looking and a fantastic blowjob but there are better girls out there who offer a much better service so I don't think I would put my neck on the line to recommend Penelope no.
