External Link/Members OnlyI went to Well Health Massage Parlour in Denman Street, Soho early on Saturday evening.
LOCATION: Denman Street is at the Piccadilly Circus end of Shaftesbury Avenue and runs at a 45 degree angle off Great Windmill Street. The road is fairly quiet and the Massage Parlour is the only one of its kind on this street. It is about a 2 minute walk to Piccadilly Circus tube station.
COMMS: I didn't have an appointment. I just turned up. There is a phone number where I suppose you could book. While the staff spoke heavily accented English and was able to understand me, unless your Cantonese/Mandarin is up to scratch, you may have issues if you want a complex treatment with them understanding you.
MASSAGE- part 1: Upon arrival I was met by a male receptionist who asked what service I wanted. There is a price list on the counter where he was situated. £45/hour, £60/90 minutes and so on. I paid for an hour and was directed downstairs. A Chinese woman called Julie met me. She showed me into a large en suite room and showed me where to put my clothes. During my time there I did hear, but did not see another woman.
MASSAGE- part 2: "Julie" I would say is 30-35. She is slim, although has a slight pot belly. Facially she was ok looking. I would later discover fairly large, for a Chinese woman, breasts with large erect nipples, and a neatly trimmed pussy. When I met her she was dressed in a black dress and black tights. Having showed me the room she excused herself for 2 minutes while I got undressed. I was pleasantly surprised to see when she came back to have removed her tights.
MASSAGE- part 3: Julie asked how string I wanted the massage. I only ever go as hard as medium. For pure safety reasons on my behalf. A lot of the girls in the Soho massage parlours are not trained masseuses and I don't want to come away with more aches than just the one between my legs that I entered with. Julie then performed a terrible massage. It was lopsided in terms of not giving my arms or legs the same massage that she had given the other arm/leg. If the massage was meant to be medium then I would hate to see what hard would be like. I also wear a necklace and she insisted on massaging with her bony fingers my necklace chain. Despite asking her to not do it she kept on.
EXTRAS: Julie asked if I wanted any extras. I had been tipped off that this place offered full sex. Naturally I asked for that as it was not something I had experienced at a place like this. Julie was apologetic and explained she was on her period and would not off that service. Fair enough, it's not her fault on that issue. She offered b2b and I paid £40. She stripped off and used baby oil to massage the front of me. From a kneeling stance she moved back and forth over my cock with her tits and across my chest. She said that I could touch her, but with her being on her period, fingering her lost its appeal. Julie then gave me the worst HJ ever. Given my time was running out, her technique was too slow and had I been there for 90 minutes I would have struggled to come. In the end I brought myself off, while Julie indulged in some off light kissing. At the end, to her credit Julie said that next time I would be able to partake in full sex with her.
SHOWER: I was offered the use of the en suite shower which was very welcome. However giving me a hand towel to dry myself was interesting to say the least.
OVERALL: Disappointing. If a girl cannot provide the service you are after and offers what appears to be secondary services then in my opinion they should be given in just the same vain as the primary services. B2B was average with minimal contact. HJ was rubbish and even the massage was poor.
WOULD I GO AGAIN: To see Julie- No. If there was another girl, yes.
POSITIVE: Price. Facilities. Central location.
NEGATIVE: Everything else.
