Knew I'd be in the Shirley area, fancied a massage and an unload. So thought I'd try this shop.
External Link/Members OnlyI phoned night prior to make an appointment. I found the lady I spoke to somewhat abrupt, and was rushing to get rid of me, while I'm still making general enquiries. But I still make my booking.
Turn up on the day, rang the front door bell. A slim, not very attractive, Chinese lady in her mid 50s answers. She was dressed quite scruffy in jeans, and a baggy top. She said her name was Hoilan. (Doubt I got her name right). Her English is very poor. Don't expect any conversation out of this one.
At first I thought she was just the receptionist, so I follow her upstairs. Where she sits behind a desk, and asks me how long I want. (So no idea I'd booked the previous night). I say "one hour." She replies £40. I say "£5 off, new customer!" She didn't look best pleased. But reluctantly agreed. (So if your a new customer, make sure you get you fiver off, every bit helps).
At this stage I'm expecting a young Chinese piece to walk in any minute, for my massage. But the old bird made a gesture to follow her.
Into the room, tidy and clean enough (just, been to better). I undress and hop on the table, face down. She disappears. So I assume she's gone to fetch the nice young masseuse. So wasn't over the moon when she returns, and locks the door behind her.
I would say it was a decent, medium/firm pressure massage, from head to toe. Beginning on my back, neck, arms then eventually onto my lower limbs. Where there were some very pleasant touches of the tops of my inner thighs, brushing my sack now and again.
Next I'm asked to turnover, and she raised the table where my head was. So now I'm in a sitting position, watching her rub my front. Mainly she concentrated on my upper thighs, where she was purposely brushing my balls, trying to get a rise out of my little soldier me thinks. But it didn't work as I didn't find her attractive, nor was it very sensual.
In the end I ask for HE. Which was £20. Wasn't the best HJ I'd received. I took an age to cum. She started trying to wank me with a semi, instead of getting me nice and hard first. When it eventually did get hard, she was just wanking the tip. Which although very pleasurable, it's not going to pop me, and every time she did get into a decent rhythm, and I felt the sap rise, she changed her technique. Then the worse timing ever her phone rings, which was in her back pocket. In the end I had to say to her "that's it just keep going like that." Which got me over the line in the end. There was no objection to me grabbing her arse while she was wanking me. But didn't want to explore anymore, as I said I didn't find her attractive.
She made a good job of cleaning me up, then finished the session with a nice head massage. Which felt nice.
In summary then: I paid £35 for one hours massage, and £20 for HE. The only reason this got a neutral is because the massage was pretty decent. It might of been different if I'd had the young piece. I very briefly caught a passing glimpse of her. I think she was busy with another client. Having said all that if they want returning customers they shouldn't employ old roosters.
I won't be a returning customer. There's a lot better out there.
