Author Topic: Osaka Girls - New Malden Surrey  (Read 2778 times)

Offline hugeload

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This was my first UK punt last Nov.
I've not posted before as I didn't want to write bollocks as I'd not know good from bad.

Comms: goods - rang up and was there in 40mins.

Girl: Nothing like the photo! I ended up with a Thai lady, very nice.

Place: Block of flats- ground floor. Near home base. Fair walk from New Malden station. The flat has an adjacent door opposite so you could meet a stranger.

I paid for 1hr - £100, Mostly did DFK, mutual massage, fanstatic OWO with a finger up the bum. Didn't know much else was on offer. I've since learnt.
If asian is your thing, you could get lucky.

Very Cons: The guy that answered the door lead me into the living room and I waited with him and his mate.
I just sat there thinking I was going to be killed by triads. I could have been sat there for 30secs - It felt like 5 hours. Oddly it was the thrill I was looking for. Now, it would have been a negative.

The two guys being there is why it is a Neutral. The girl was great. £10 tip given - I've since learnt.

I've not been back - but would for 3rd option.

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Offline dubhcarr

thanks for the review......how old was the girl?..........was sex on the menu at this price?

Offline pisceanuk

Thanks for the review. 2 guys pimps seems a bit dodgy place to me. Did she do any body to body slides in the massage ? or was it just rub and tug ? trying to get my head around on what 100 quid was for.

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thanks for the review......how old was the girl?..........was sex on the menu at this price?
Mid 20s. thia looking; just not the stunning 10s they put on the poster.
I think sex would have been. If I were to repeat I'd have ago.

2 guys pimps seems a bit dodgy place to me.
It was! Put me on the independent only punts.

Did she do any body to body slides in the massage ? or was it just rub and tug ? trying to get my head around on what 100 quid was for.
Not really nuru massage. I over paid for massage and OWO. You could also thing of it as, the sex and massage were free - I paid £100 to learn how not to be ripped off. Very good deal!  :D

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Come on mate? We're you expecting to see those air brushed Japanese models?
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Offline dubhcarr

thanks for the review......how old was the girl?..........was sex on the menu at this price?
Mid 20s. thia looking; just not the stunning 10s they put on the poster.
I think sex would have been. If I were to repeat I'd have ago.

2 guys pimps seems a bit dodgy place to me.
It was! Put me on the independent only punts.

Did she do any body to body slides in the massage ? or was it just rub and tug ? trying to get my head around on what 100 quid was for.
Not really nuru massage. I over paid for massage and OWO. You could also thing of it as, the sex and massage were free - I paid £100 to learn how not to be ripped off. Very good deal!  :D

 :lol: :lol: :lol:..................but true............

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Very Cons: The guy that answered the door lead me into the living room and I waited with him and his mate.
I just sat there thinking I was going to be killed by triads.
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A guy answering the door and I would have walked.

Offline dubhcarr

A guy answering the door and I would have walked.

yeh but this is normal with Chinese brothels...I had one say to me on a second visit she likes you! cos when he knocked the door she told him to FKK off in Mandarin............ :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline The Vicar of Dibley

yeh but this is normal with Chinese brothels...I had one say to me on a second visit she likes you! cos when he knocked the door she told him to FKK off in Mandarin............ :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oops....I didn't realise this was normal for Chinese brothels. Another useful bit of info I have gathered from this forum, thanks dubhcarr.  I have actually contemplated visiting this place when I saw it on the Ace massage site.

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The Chinese minder gave me 2 tins of beer when I left.

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