Anyone seen this Fifer?

[DickDiver]

Afternoon gents

Have been on a break shagging civvies and wanking for free but the old urge has crept up on me again so thought I'd have a sniff around to see if there was anyone in Fife and the Lothians that i fancied paying to pork.

And.........obviously not.

However this profile that i have filed under "too good to be true" has caught my attention.  Has anyone had the pleasure (or more likely the disappointment to find the Gruffalo hiding behind the door)?

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[bigmike32]

I would love to tofft but those prices are london prices not fife prices.

[DickDiver]

I would love to tofft but those prices are london prices not fife prices.

I was so shocked by the pictures i never got as far as the prices. She'll be dusty in fife at those prices, never mind her phone!

[auldie63]

I know the council fucked up the trams, but have they now moved Edinburgh up to the kingdom as well?
Town  Edinburgh
County  Fife

[bigmike32]

It wouldnt let me view her feedback either. I emailed her but as of yet no reply and she will suffer from a dusty phone no doubt.

[David1970]

She will soon be getting the train back south or drop her prices.

Where do this women get there pricing strategy from.

[bigmike32]

No idea but no one in fife would pay that amount of money to see her. If she dropped her prices to 120 or 140 an hour i would be shagging her tomorrow.

[fly fifer]

Half an hour, £150.00.
She's got a bad case of golden fanny syndrome.   

[DickDiver]

Half an hour, £150.00.
She's got a bad case of golden fanny syndrome.   

A dusty golden fanny is still a dusty fanny. Punting philosophy

[bigmike32]

She could topple lucy and be fifes top earner if she lowers her prices.

[LittleMac]

Looks like she is back in Fife again. Has anyone seen her?

[bigmike32]

My emails to her were ignored. And too expensive for fife.

[DickDiver]

I like the look of this newbie. Could do with some more pictures though. Not managed to nail a booking yet.

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[Rider]

I like the look of this newbie. Could do with some more pictures though. Not managed to nail a booking yet.

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Hoping to try and get a meet with her this week, if I do I'll post up a review.

[Poopster]

I like the look of this newbie. Could do with some more pictures though. Not managed to nail a booking yet.

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Enquiries made, although the booking never happened I got a good impression.  Simply didn't go ahead with it because she's too physically similar to 'someone else', I prefer to mix it up a bit!

[DickDiver]

Enquiries made, although the booking never happened I got a good impression.  Simply didn't go ahead with it because she's too physically similar to 'someone else', I prefer to mix it up a bit!

Everyone seems similar to someone else in Fife punting. Powered by pies.

[tayboy]

Half an hour, £150.00.
She's got a bad case of golden fanny syndrome.

What's happening

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£200/half hour  £300/hr

Is she on a different planet. I've seen her once and wouldn't pay any more than £100/hr average at best with nothing between her ears.