Dussledorf - FKK Oceans and FKK Living Room

[DrGFreeman]

Thought I’d share my dussledorf trip as I haven’t contributed a review for while
I flew Ryanair from Edinburgh to Weeze, some 80km NE of dussledorf. There’s a shuttlebus to train station and hourly trains into dussledorf which take about an hour. Flights are mid day so its actually a useful route.

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I paid the 50E entry to include food, but I was too late for free beer. They will charge you another E30 extra if you arrive by taxi. It’s a big modern club, lots of space to sit. Wellness area out back is good and would be great in summer when open to garden. Rooms are some of the best I’ve seen – big all with sofas. Unusually, club is non-smoking with a crampt tent out back. Food (pizza) was actually ok but the kitchen was chaos and I had to wait ages. Clientele is mostly Turkish, they play Turkish music, with occasional dancers
Miss Bulgaria and Miss Romania promised a lot on the couch but delivered little in the room. Miss Romania tried to upcharge for kissing and RO.
Miss Macedonia I met in the kino and fucked behind a curtain at the back. She was great. Halfway through I noticed some Turkish guys had come into the kino and opened the certain to sat and watched !
At about 1am all the doable girls had vanished into rooms and it had become a bit of a sausage fest, so I left. Don’t think I’ll return 1 out of 3 success rate with girls is not that good and I don’t think the place had much atmosphere.

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Despite being outside Dusseldorf in Kaasrt , getting to Living Room is just as quick on the train as Oceans. Entry 60E. Clearly the club is in a modified house – crampt wellness/changing downstairs, main lounge / bar on ground floor. Very smokey. Ratio 1/1 – competition is keen, girls will spend a long time chatting with you to persuade you to take them to room. Most girls are younger, slim, Romanian. Clientele very international, not Turkish. Atmosphere is friendly and bottled beer is free.
Took 3 girls to room – all Romanian, all kissed, did OWO with gusto, allowed fingers and fucked with enthusiasm. While I enjoy upscale clubs, it’s the girls who make a memorable experience. Despite it being rather crampt, I shall be back to living room.

[Jerboa]

Good report, you must of arrived in Oceans after 7pm to miss the free beer, it's a big club with decent facilities, but yes the atmosphere can be lacking, for me I'm looking for hot women in a club you can spend a few hours in, you had 1 out of 3, which is just the luck of the draw, I wouldn't right off a club just because of that. LR is a small club, one reason I've not visited it, but maybe the girls try harder, and if it's mostly local customers service will need to be higher.

[DrGFreeman]

oceans - I've been to 10 FKK clubs in Germany. If I were to rank them, Oceans would be in the bottom third. There are so many FKK competing for business, I don't see me going back

living room - small yes, facilities in no way comparable to oceans. But great atmosphere and high quality girls with very customer orientated attitude. Living room is in the top third of my FKK list. Ive booked another Ryanair flight and Ill b back in Jan 

[Georgespooky]

oceans - I've been to 10 FKK clubs in Germany. If I were to rank them, Oceans would be in the bottom third. There are so many FKK competing for business, I don't see me going back

living room - small yes, facilities in no way comparable to oceans. But great atmosphere and high quality girls with very customer orientated attitude. Living room is in the top third of my FKK list. Ive booked another Ryanair flight and Ill b back in Jan 

So which would be the top 3 fkk clubs for you?

[DrGFreeman]

[So which would be the top 3 fkk clubs for you?

top tier - Oase, Sharks, living Room
middle tier - Samya, Mondial, Coliseum, Mainhattan, Artemis
Bottom - Oceans, Palace

[Georgespooky]

top tier - Oase, Sharks, living Room
middle tier - Samya, Mondial, Coliseum, Mainhattan, Artemis
Bottom - Oceans, Palace

So which would be the all inclusive ones.
Fuck as much as you can.
I was looking at sharks but could not figure it out in German
Thanks for your posts.
Great as always

[Jerboa]

So which would be the all inclusive ones.
Fuck as much as you can.
I was looking at sharks but could not figure it out in German
Thanks for your posts.
Great as always

None of those clubs are all inclusive, the names on the tin, saunaclubs, you pay per session.

[Georgespooky]

Ohh okay
I'm more into the flat rate thing.
Pay ones and don't think about paying again.
Would be good to find a list of places with the all inclusive option.
Thanks

[geek_lover]

Three flat rate places in Berlin:

Caligula (90-110 euros)
King George (80-100 euros)
Airport Girls (60-80 euros)

But be warned you most definitely get what you pay for in terms of experience. 

From my personal experience Caligula has an ok atmosphere the girls can range from 5-8(occasional 9 if you are lucky) but usually have 8-12 girls on at any one time.  Smoking room separate and good selection of free alcohol.  Occasional chance at 2 girls.

King George was for me a poor experience, although others have had better.  For me there was fewer women (4-5 at most) but better quality 7-9 on most.  Up selling was rife here and I just didn't enjoy it.  Left very early.

Airport Girls is hit and miss (mostly hit).  When I was last there they had 8 girls between 7-10 with good attitudes.  The sessions are usually capped at 10 minutes but you can literally walk out and grab another girl and go back to the rooms. A limited but free bar.  This place for me was great fun and the best value for money.

I don't know of flat rate places anywhere else in Germany, but I am sure they exist.

[Georgespooky]

I will look into Frankfurt
I know of 2 treff 188 but I would like to visit something new
Thanks
As always very detailed replies
Regards
George