Fuck me, when will I learn?! Annabellas (and HoD) are notorious for photoshopping and listing services which aren't ever carried out and I've had my bad experiences, so question why I went again.
Anyway, in MK for business and it happens that I had an hour to kill in between meetings. So, I'm sat on the train and start trawling AW. First choice can't be reached, second choice is busy and the rest don't appeal to me. Against my better judgement, I find myself on the agency websites and decide to visit Tina, who has always been a good punt. Just my luck, she isn't free when I am. Ask for a couple of other girls, who are also busy and long story short, I, for some bizarre reason, book Lottie. Her pictures look great and she's petite, and seems to offer the sort of services I wanted.
The venue - typical flat in MK, shitty little room this time but it serves its purpose. This particular venue is bang opposite a firm of accountants offices, so I do wonder if the staff look out of the window and wonder at the conveyor belt of people coming in and out of the the venue. Parking is a bit of a nightmare too.
The girl - the reality is that she looks way older in real than she does in the pictures. Figure wise she's in good shape, nice B cups topped off with responsive nipples. Ass is nowhere near as nice as the pictures suggest, not pert and shapely but lumpy and saggy. Has this high pitched 'Minnie Mouse' voice, kinda cute to begin with but then just becomes plain annoying after a while.
The action - I'm ushered into the room and told to wait for Lottie. Seeing as I'd only (thank fuck in hindsight) biooked 30 minutes, I wasted no time in stripping down. A few minutes Lottie comes into the room, can't even remember what she wearing I was that disappointed with her in real. Starts laying towels out onto the bed straight away and tells me to lie down so that she can give me a massage. I reply with 'I don't want a massage, how about a kiss'. Oh, I don't kiss she says (even though it says kissing/FK on services/likes). No chance of building up any chemistry, so I lay down on the bed while she strips off. She then takes a mouthful of hot water/tea from her mug and proceeds to give me OWO. Too be fair to her, great technique and the hot liquid brought a whole new sensation experience to me. A few minutes of excellent OWO and I decide to slow things down by flipping her over for some RO. Clean shaven, clean smelling and attractive pussy. I'm a huge fan of giving oral and would like to think I'm pretty decent with it but Lottie's ridiculous fake moaning put me right off. Every time I looked up at her, she looked like she was pre-occupied with something else but then when she saw me looking at her, she'd start moaning and rolling her eyes as if she was enjoying it. So, no kissing, no chemistry, she's put me off from giving (and enjoying) oral, I ask her to strap on the condom and we might as well get this shit over with. Started off in missionary, she's pretty tight but the lack of kissing and more of the ott moaning made it boring. We then go at it in doggy and I'm getting bored after a few minutes so I ask if she can finish me off with more oral, to which she says she doesn't do that. By now, I'm pissed off with the lack of services and bored with the lack of chemistry or physical attraction, and so I dismount and tell her I'm done.
Verdict - waste of money and time. Serves me right for being so desperate for a punt that I just chose the first available option. Won't be gracing the HoD venues from now on in.
