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External Link/Members OnlyI'd hoped to go out west and have an hour with Daisy Dean today:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=14592She had logged in to her profile in the morning, which was a hopeful sign, but she doesn't seem to use the Available Today system on AW, and her phone just rang and rang before going to answerphone whenever I called in the afternoon.
Miss Cindy Hot was my Plan B. I'd had my eye on her profile and her UKP reviews for a while. I love tall and skinny girls so I was pleased when my call was answered straight away (by an off-site English maid, it appears) and the arrangements were easily sorted.
There was a 10-minute delay when I got there because Cindy's instructions over the phone (it was actually her this time) did not help me find the right block of flats very easily, but we both stayed calm and friendly and I got there in the end.
So, Cindy looked like everything I wanted and more. She actually seemed younger than some of the face pics that have appeared on other reviews. I had the hundred squids out of my pocket to pay for an hour of bliss when she asked: "What service you want?"
"Oral without, sex many ways, kissing, reverse oral, 69," I said. Her face darkened. "Wait one moment," she said and left the room.
Then her friend (Cute Amber, I'm pretty sure:
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"Cindy not want to see you."
"What about you?"
"OK with me, but no kissing or pussy licking."
I put the money back in my pocket and said I was no longer interested. Cute Amber seemed totally not bothered. There was a suitcase next the bed — maybe they're about to disappear?
"What's the problem with Cindy? Am I too old?" I asked on the way out. "Her profile says she likes mature guys."
The answer, of course, was just a shrug.
This was the very first time in more than 30 years of punting that a girl has said fled the room and said no after clapping eyes on me, and it felt really shitty. I am in my early sixties but in good shape. I am not fat or ugly, I was freshly showered and groomed, I smelled fucking amazing and I am always polite, charming and (when I get the chance) amusing with working girls. How very dare they???!!!
I had no Plan C but found someone afterwards to take the money out of my pocket and deal with my chemically enhanced hard-on. This was Gorgeous Adele, who is in fact super-gorgeous but Romanian. She provided an OK but not brilliant service. Review to follow:
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