I will let you all to decide whether the conclusion should be positive or negative but for it was neutral.
Time and price: £180 for 2 hours
Location: a busy street close to Covent garden tube station, next to restaurants and bars. However, as they have advertised as an acupuncture clinic hence pretty safe to enter
Comms: Firstly, I called on Sunday and the phone was picked by someone who didn't English. She asked me to call back on Monday. So, I called back on Monday and this time, the lady was very good in English. Confirmed time and prices on the phone. They have some weird pricing structure: £50 for 1 hour, £90 for 90 minutes and £100 for 2 hours. Anyways, agreed for £100 for 2 hours and asked for Analia.
Lady: When I reached the parlour, Analiya was at the reception itself. She is a mature Thai lady who has been living in London for last 20 years. Hence pretty good in communication. She looks like late 40's but has a flawlessly smooth skin. If you cover her face then no one can say that she is a day older than 35. She is petite with small b cup natural breasts. Though I don't a have a real picture but she resembles a lot like attached picture from tv series Marco polo.
Room: At the reception, I was greeted by Analia and a young Chinese lady (I think she also works there). After sorting the paper work, analia asked me to follow her downstairs in a nice looking massage room. It had a proper massage table and en-suite bathroom. Room and other amenities were very clean usable. There were some candles and soothing music as well
Session: At the beginning of the session, I told her that given that we have 2 hours hence I would like to do thai massage in the first hour and body 2 body massage in the second hour. She readily accepted that and gave me towels. I took a quick shower and laid down on the massage table (face down). She started talking and asking about my whereabouts and how did come to know about this place. I used a fake name and profession and said a friend "John" who visited her previous Friday (from the other review) recommended this. She started telling me about her long client list and the type of services which she provided. I got the hint that she is setting the scene for extras and I jumped the line and said that I will do full service don't worry. As soon as I said that, she basically stopped chit-chatting and concentrated more on giving a massage. For the next 30-40 minutes, I received one of the best massages I ever had. She pressed all the pain points and gave me a good hard oily massage. There were a lot of card swipes and some massage of balls from behind. Then she asked me to turnover.
And the same continued. She again concentrated on my back, shoulders and gave a really good foot massage as well. Afterwards, I gave her 80 pounds without her asking for it, the first mistake, for the full-service package. She then stripped down completely and started massaging my penis. She spends around 5 minutes applying oil and massaging my penis and testicles. She then started OWO, which was pretty good. I generally don't cum in OWO but she took me to the brim. I then sat up and tried to kiss her and got to know that she is not interested in FK or DFK. She kissed my body and face a lot but was a bit reluctant for DFK or FK. Though she never said, but then she never opened her mouth either.
Then, we did reverse oral in which she again gets full points. She was very responsive (smells nice as well) and came twice during reverse oral. I also poked a finger in her ass and to my surprise, she never objected to that either. From this point onwards, I always had one finger in her asshole.
She then got the condom on and we started fucking on the massage table itself, she laying on it and me standing on the floor. To my surprise, she has a very tight pussy and came once again. We then changed the position and I lifted her and fucked her in mid-air, always wanted to do, with her hands on my shoulders and legs wrapped around the waist line. We then did doggy and that was it. Wasn't able to hold anymore and came like anything.
Given it was a hot day, she asked me to take some water and rest on the massage table for a minute. She meanwhile went to take a cold shower, never ever a punt took a mid-session shower not at least with me. She came back to the table after 5 minutes and we started massage again. I again told her that now I want body 2 body and she said yes.
This is where it all started going downhill. Firstly, she either doesn't know B2B or wasn't prepared to do it. I guess later as she already had the money in her pocket. She gave me 20 minutes of nice relaxed massage with kisses over the body and some card swipes. Then I asked her to do 69 and again she readily accepted. For the next few minutes we did 69 and she did a good job in licking every part including testacles. I then asked her to bring a condom and got the biggest surprise of the day. She said, "Sorry I am out of condoms and even the last one was taken from the other lady working in the parlour". She then offered me owo which I accepted. I made sure to put two fingers in her ass hole this time. She made me cum after another 4-5 minutes and then cleaned up really nicely. Offered shower again and that was it. I looked at the watch it was close to 1 hour 40 minutes all in all, in which we took 3 showers combined together.
Positives: Awesome massage, nice looking mature lady, good owo and a good tight pussy
Negatives: No dfk (or may be this was at her discretion) and money minded.
Overall: I would say overall I had some awesome moments and then some really bad ones. Will I go back again?? Maybe but definitely for one hour not more than that.
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