Author Topic: Punter's guide to the London Underground! (Read 3735 times)

vt · « **on:** October 24, 2016, 02:46:24 pm »

During my travels around our nation's capital for punting purposes I noticed some of the station names have a suggestive double meaning...perhaps you too have wondered what kind of prossie would operate nearby...

Forest Gate- hasn't seen a razor for a while!

Arsenal- only anal lovers need apply!

Hanger Lane- droopy-boobed MILFs perhaps!

Elephant & Castle- a BBW paradise!

Poplar- these girls are always busy!

Clapham South- for a dose of Gonorrhea!

Wood Green- for Viagra users!

Old Street- probably should have retired 10 yrs ago!

Waterloo- for watersports enthusiasts!

Mudchute- anyone for hardsports?!

Acton Central- she's just pretending to enjoy it!

Barking- crazy in the head, crazy in bed!

I'm sure there are more! Just a bit of fun!

SamLP · « **Reply #1 on:** October 24, 2016, 03:26:34 pm »

Hyde Park Corner - Tie & Tease
White Hart Lane (overground) - Shit punt

Silver Birch · « **Reply #2 on:** October 24, 2016, 03:28:00 pm »

Angel – Oh God, beautiful and fresh cutie

Bounds Green – Bondage tied to a tree

Cockfosters – Lager fetish

Hanger Lane – Torture down the alleyway

Ickenham – Yucky messy sandwich play

Kilburn – Hot wax til you die

Pontoon Dock - 21 different places to stick your dick (if you play your cards right)

Royal Victoria - Cake play with a princess (or a queen depending on your persuasion!)

Seven sisters – Eightsome

Shepherds Bush - Woolly undercarriage

Stockwell – Cuddly (BBW)

Turnham Green – Where you get relief from blue balls

will-ow · « **Reply #3 on:** October 24, 2016, 03:53:27 pm »

I only have a couple that spring to mind!!

Angel: girl next door

Pimlico: Fetish central

Liverpool Street: Girls with stamina!!

Victoria: BROTHELS!

lostandfound · « **Reply #4 on:** October 24, 2016, 04:22:46 pm »

I think Angel would be fluffy central ...

All Saints - celeb lookalikes

Earls Court - where Lords like the Duke of Westminster get outed.

Bank - For when you get cancelled on, and don't have a plan B

Hornchurch - for those with a nun fetish

Paddington - where the bearbackers go

Queen's Park - trannie central

Seven Sisters - quite a gangbang

Vauxhall - car meets

vt · « **Reply #5 on:** October 24, 2016, 04:59:32 pm »

Some good ones there guys!

Can't believe I didn't spot the Angel...or the Seven Sisters...both hold out the promise of fantastic punts!!

raylondoner · « **Reply #6 on:** October 24, 2016, 05:05:04 pm »

Quote from: vt on October 24, 2016, 04:59:32 pm

Some good ones there guys!

Can't believe I didn't spot the Angel...or the Seven Sisters...both hold out the promise of fantastic punts!!

Bushey! Do I need to explain?

StevenS · « **Reply #7 on:** October 24, 2016, 05:06:33 pm »

Clapton - flat mate in the room encouraging you

Zeusthedoc · « **Reply #8 on:** October 24, 2016, 06:15:22 pm »

Quote from: StevenS on October 24, 2016, 05:06:33 pm

Clapton - flat mate in the room encouraging you

haha

clapton is also the tapping out when picking up an STD

Mr Farkyhars · « **Reply #9 on:** October 24, 2016, 06:25:25 pm »

Except that 'Bushey' and 'Clapton' mean that we've switched to the dreaded overground railways..

Quote from: vt on October 24, 2016, 02:46:24 pm

Clapham South- for a dose of Gonorrhea!

I see what you did there

but there's also Clapham North for the over-enthusiastic ROers among us

LL · « **Reply #10 on:** October 24, 2016, 10:34:47 pm »

Homerton - gay
Chingford - Chinese
Rodding Valley - strap-on buggery
High Barnet - beehive-haired bitches
Silver Street - grannies

CheeseBoard · « **Reply #11 on:** October 25, 2016, 01:18:53 am »

(Old) Holborn - an area where the prossies stink of fags

StevenS · « **Reply #12 on:** October 25, 2016, 08:38:23 am »

Warren Street - fucks like a rabbit

Sparta Prada · « **Reply #13 on:** October 25, 2016, 08:38:53 am »

South Woodford - you struggle to stay hard
Royal Albert - for those who love piercings
Ruislip - trying to fuck a girl bareback without her noticing

roger11 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 25, 2016, 09:10:52 am »

Kingsbury. Bury your crown jewls

SamLP · « **Reply #15 on:** October 25, 2016, 11:22:02 am »

Old Street - Gilf Experience
Holloway Road - Loose Arsehole
Pinner - and gag her

Chancery Lane - TOFTT
Monument - Tall wg

SamLP · « **Reply #16 on:** October 25, 2016, 11:50:56 am »

Mansion House - Playboy Punt

StevenS · « **Reply #17 on:** October 25, 2016, 11:54:11 am »

Hornchurch - has a slutty nun outfit

Zeusthedoc · « **Reply #18 on:** October 25, 2016, 12:01:05 pm »

turnham green - doesn't wash between punters

tooting broadway - WG doesn't stop talking
denmark hill - lovely scandinavian WGs
anerley - a level specialists
totteridge & whetstone - posh birds
highgate - 420 friendly
mornington crescent - early morning punts
stanmore - a particular ex-footballer hiding behind the curtain

hebefest · « **Reply #19 on:** October 27, 2016, 07:58:57 pm »

Great thread, how about:

Bond Street - rope play
Tooting Broadway - party girl
White City - EE
Hatch end - size mismatch for the well endowed
St John's Wood - well, none of us are saints!
Richmond - creamy lactating fetish

Type_O_Negative · « **Reply #20 on:** October 27, 2016, 08:04:57 pm »

Colindale - welcome home!

bigmanting1990 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 27, 2016, 08:10:47 pm »

Quote from: Type_O_Negative on October 27, 2016, 08:04:57 pm

Colindale - welcome home!

Khloedale for me

LanceVance · « **Reply #22 on:** October 30, 2016, 09:39:24 pm »

Clapham Common - Barebacker

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