New location HOD1 - Valentina - Londinium

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With the quarter century of reviews beckoning & YLF firing out loads of em not unsurprisingly the urge descended & i found myself wanting to line sumfink up
Have done a few reviews of Valentina on here - both @ Ego in MK Central & @ HOD2 

HOD1 - venue
Pleased to report that the gaff is well up to standard.  Not as big as HOD2 & the place has been done up.  The colour theme is black, grey & silver type stuff.  Rather impressive as these places go & it has an intimate feel to it.  I was thinking my black ash amstrad hifi tower system would fit in perfectly [joking  ]  Located a stones throw from West Ken tube.  If you can't find it then you need to give up this sport / hobby.  Plenty of fluffy towels.  A 'nice' venue:  relaxed / you feel welcome & as safe as houses.  The place would easily be in contention on something like 'best knocking shop in central London' for Grand Designs, although i somehow think this might not make the TV series !

Onto the important bit:

Who:                       External Link/Members Only
Comms:                   a piece of piss to organize booking.  The burd on reception gave clear directions
Time / £:                 45 mins - see the rates section.  No clock watching
Activities:                 see the services section.  Bum stuff is not for me.  Sampled most of the rest.  Fan-fucking-tastic
Looks:                      slightly more blondie-pops than the pics which otherwise are bang on.  Fit-as.  Definitely a bit of a gym bunny - but not too much.  As mentioned in a previous review she's had her rack done & they really are quite amazing.  Feel very natural & had i not met her before then i'd be thinking are these bolt-ons or has V just been blessed with amazing tits on a slim & very fit body frame
Whats she's like:       as with other Brazilians [IMO], V is naturally just sexy as fuck.  And nice with it too.  I'm sure that Brazil would win a gold medal for producing WGs if this was included @ the Olympics.  Sex really must be the country's national sport
Recommended:       not much !
Revisit:                   do bears shit in the woods ?
Positives:                loads
Negatives:              none that i can think of.  Well other than that they might like to consider to moving venue a bit closer to where i live
Other:                    V also makes appearances @ Ego [mentioned above] and does stints @ Passionate Encounters just west of West Ken - so you can take your pick
Other other:           can feel some fluffiness creeping in on this review.  WGAF !

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Great review, glad the smoke was warm, wet and welcoming for you!

[Gandalfthewhite]

Met her a year or so ago - friendly girl, the sex was good, gym-toned body with bolt-ons, though the pictures were glammed up. Among the better experiences available at HOD but not up there as particularly memorable

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Met her a year or so ago - friendly girl, the sex was good, gym-toned body with bolt-ons, though the pictures were glammed up. Among the better experiences available at HOD but not up there as particularly memorable

Back then the bolt-ons weren't the best.  They were't that bad, they just wren't very good either.  The new ones look & feel much nicerer.  I especially like gym bunnies - so my perspective is perhaps altered.  The pics are indeed 'professional'.  If she went onto AW i think adding natural pics would be a plus

[vt]

Valentina has a nicely toned body and is a friendly, welcoming lady in her early 30s, without being too effusive. I've met her a number of times as Mel at LMP/Phoenix Parties. Good to hear about the boob-job fix as that was spoiling her. She has Italian ancestry, so is very European looking compared to a lot of Brasileiras, quite a long aquiline nose which makes her distinctive, but I find her very beautiful too.

[Gandalfthewhite]

Back then the bolt-ons weren't the best.  They were't that bad, they just wren't very good either.  The new ones look & feel much nicerer.

Thanks for confirming, might go back now

Agree with vt she's got a European look and is otherwise very attractive (though not a stunner in my book)