Author Topic: Sophisticated Sarah - Chesterfield  (Read 2769 times)


6 review(s) for sophisticated Sarah (3 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by FCB]

Offline thelizard

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Saw this lady a few days ago and have to say it wasn't great, comms were good at first and it all seemed good. She was operating out of a average apartment in a converted church (not hers) ,cant remember the area, near to the A38 junt 29, Chesterfield way. Spoke to her on the phone before arriving and she sounded very bubbly, upon arrival I must admit I was disappointed with her appearance, cheap nasty nylon playsuit type thing with her tits hanging out, initially you think she's quite attractive, but after a better look she didn't really appeal to me, paperwork needed straight away then told to go into the bedroom which was ridiculously overheated, onto the bed very little kissing as requested, body average, not great and the thing that killed it all for me was her phone on the bedside cupboard, constantly beeping and vibrating, she said she would turn it over and that they were just emails, I am a full on techie and know more about mobile phones and the way they operate than 02 and CW put together, at the end of some oral on her,( not quite fully shaven enough, think 5 o clock shadow) she offered a blowjob, but i couldn't get interested, maybe we just didn't gel, it happens but I would not see her again, very disappointing punt.

Offline NervousJ

That's a shame mate, I'd seen her profile and the location suits my travels...

I always thought it could be one of those 50/50 punts.... Shame....

What's the body like, decent tits, belly ??


Cheers for the review....

Offline Desimonic

Thanks for the review mate, glad i couldn't find time to visit this one. I take her down from my HL :thumbsup:

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Sorry to hear you don't have a great tit, I've noticed her tits and was interested, he gallery pics are pretty good are the old? Accurate? Photoshopped? In your opinion?

Offline thelizard

I would say her pictures flatter to deceive. no full length one's, she is not unattractive but I just didn't find her that appealing, she was pleasant and does have big norks but I was put off by the phone constantly being the centre of her attention. to be fair to her it could just have me not gelling with her.on the drive home I felt it was all a waste of time.
I personally would not return.

Offline thelizard

pictures not photoshopped just taken by an estate agent. :sarcastic:

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Reading both neg reports together, you  both had a very similar experience, basically she's just useless /clueless .  But thanks to both of you, she is a no-go, can't see  her improving any time in the future .  Joe

Offline demonic

Hey Lizard, sorry to hear that you wasted an hour of your life with this provider. As has been commented on, it sounds as if you had a very similar experience to me.

I don't believe you caught her on a bad day, I simply don't think she has the tools and ability to give a top notch service that her charges would warrant. There is absolutely no way that the bum shot on her gallery is her .....  :scare: :scare:

Offline thelizard

agree  about the bum shot. could be anybody, I didn't experience that for sure.

Offline CoolTiger

Hey Lizard, sorry to hear that you wasted an hour of your life with this provider. As has been commented on, it sounds as if you had a very similar experience to me.

I don't believe you caught her on a bad day, I simply don't think she has the tools and ability to give a top notch service that her charges would warrant. There is absolutely no way that the bum shot on her gallery is her .....  :scare: :scare:

agree  about the bum shot. could be anybody, I didn't experience that for sure.


Correct. TinEye picked up numerous websites with that bumshot:

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Not only has she provided crap services but she's also using fake pics, that's all the warning I need to avoid.

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Correct. TinEye picked up numerous websites with that bumshot:

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Damn CT .... you are good ... You even got a match on a partial  :hi: :hi: :hi:

Offline CoolTiger

Damn CT .... you are good ... You even got a match on a partial  :hi: :hi: :hi:

Always carry out a few more checks. Also, if she has a free gallery, check one or two from there as well.

Naah, just carry out few more checks, rather than on the main pic.

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CT is our very own columbo and we'd be lost without him :)