Seductive_Jenny derby TOFTT

[nick4167]

 Seductive_Jenny,     Derby  TOFTT

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So today i decided to Recce / TOFTT and to have a punt with anyone of the following,

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depending on who was first to reply, So Seductive_Jenny responded first, by email.

ok she looks decent, but no FB, not a problem, all part of looking out for my fellow man, so phoned her as it states but no answer, mmmmmmm however got a txt saying txt her. Oh ok so followed several txts then eventually got a a booking made via txt with street address but no house number. Ok not an issue got phone numbers of other two girls in case it was a hoax so crack on a i did so over to one of the grottier parts of Alvaston Derby i went.

Duly arrived and txt her my arrival and asked for house number, txt reply was wait out 2 mins, for number etc, mmmmmmmmmm ok thought i'll give ten mins then bugout. as you do. well txt arrived with number so parked down stream and made it on foot to location so i could recce the ground ahead.
approx 50 feet from house saw door open, anticipated burly man but as i neared could only see girlie arm holding door open, entered path approached door saw a genuinley  nice looking girl as in photos on her profile big smile and av warm hello in an eastern european accent, from this point on it goes down faster than a lead titanic.

So enter premises glass panel front door smashed and gaffer taped, she tells me to head on up the stairs which i do and shows me to front bedroom, well house smells possible cat piss and babies but didnt check for evidence, grotty too, nothing a good dyson  couldnt sort out in a week of constant use. bedroom, well bed unmade and in rag order, room taken up by bed and bedside cabinet free standing area about two square feet, in short minging but hey ho nothing ventured nothing gain and she was really quite fit, all be it dressed in skinny tight jeans and a t shirt ohhhhh what a turn on.

so then starts a debate on whats on offer and then it comes out, the extra fares me i stood my ground stating, "ok but you do not stipulate the costs" so anyway went for the covered penetration option    exchanged 100 groats she eagerly took took me to undress and out she went from the room, mmmmmmmmmmmm Am thinking what next a rubber clad blood engorged batman but no she returned with a little bit of pigeon english small talk knows where scotland is but hasnt heard of wales.

So there i am naked on this excuse of a fresh linen bed not watching get naked ok wow tasty shes nice f**k the decor lets get it on. so attacked by wet wipes round the old man in a old matron rough kinda manner mmmmmm didt do a thing for me except bring a sense of doom.
so next after that it was immediately followed by owo whilst holding the wet wipes, kinky eh 

no sooner than am pointing to the ceiling its what position i like mmmmmmm i respond all of them i got reverse cowgirl that was a new one for me so cool and she has a nice ass to watch so popped my cork bag filled retreated and wet wipe clean up, offered massage but declined the feeling that there could be fleas about ready to suck my oxygen fuelled blood  kinda swayed me. 

so time taken so far was 30 mins travelling by fast 4x4 and at this point 20 mins in Wg's snake pit, tried some more small talk but well it wasnt happening so got dressed and vacated abode.

time taken entry - fun - egress approx 25 mins
funds required  £100 Groats
overall experience shite but nailed a nice looking girl not brilliant just nice
profile is obviously not what you get on the tin and you'd be hard pushed to link girl to profile except for photos.

So there you go lads TOFTT so you dont have to 

[NervousJ]

Errrgghhh nightmare mate.

There's loads of these profiles popped up in derby over the last 2 weeks. I got nearly stung by one....

I'd had my eye on your third choice, the Hungarian bird...

Sorry it was a waste of time, good effort for helping the team out...

[TheNewSeeker]

By putting all those links in the review you give Admin a job of work to attribute the review to the right one. Only put the links to the girl(s) actually being reviewed.

[mediumjoe]

   Thanks for making the supreme  sacrifice  and toftting for us ,  dirty girl in the wrong way, what a shame, anyway  you'll only be doing a half an hour next time I  suppose.   Wouldn't touch Romanians myself but I do prefer Tofting,  I  do it in the hope of finding a really good natural girl who is just starting out and still excited. Joe
   P S  when I get that reply "text pls".   I always text back "need to speak to you please answer phone" and then when you ring it just goes dead -- and that's when you know they're complete waste of time and move on,  and you can guarantee that they're  Eastern Europeans  Who hardly speak a word of English

[mrkobiashi79]

  sorry to hear this dude , it can be hit or miss with Romanian to be sure I have found some good news bad in my time and always like a challenge and taking one for the team.

They can be fit and eager or fit and useless , but thanks for TOFTT and as you say at least you nailed a hottie.

[_Bender_]

Eww ... I would of avoided full stop as she has BB listed in her likes 

As others have said there have been loads of dodgy EE profiles in Derby at the moment , the city is dire for punting at the moment.

Fuck ... I haven't punted in Derby since English Phoebe fucked off up the A52!!!