I'm behind on reviews and the recent negative reviews prompted me to pull my thumb out of my arse and get mine written up. I saw her back in August 2016. My report is the polar opposite of recent reviews. I'm not defending her, I'm no fluffy, just building up the picture for the members here. It does make me wonder if the profile is being shared since the experiences seem to be markedly different.
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Comms: OK, took a few attempts to get through on the phone. Postcode sent by text promptly
Location: hotel in central Crawley.
The girl: Firstly, "sausage inspector" is a really weird handle for a prossie. At the time, because of the positive reviews here I though I'd go and see her. On the day that I saw her she was in good humour and conducted herself with a good attitude. Her body isn't at all "amazing", I think you could say that she's attractive facially. Big set of tits, the rest is not really memorable.
The meet: I parked at the hotel and walked to the front and phoned to say that I was there (again, it took several attempts to get through). Unlike Mr Matrix, I was directed to her location in the hotel whilst we remained on the phone. Once in the room we had a joke and a laugh and I went for a shower. Back in the bedroom we got down to some light kissing (not FK) which I find a bit pointless really. OW was delivered well, felt good but she positioned herself so that I couldn't see much, I asked her to move a bit and she obliged. Got down to some RO and that was all good and she seemed to enjoy herself. I gave her a good, hard seeing to in mish and she took it well. All in all, it was a bit of a vanilla punt, everything delivered well and with a good attitude.
Would I visit again: not really, plenty more fish in the sea and all that
