External Link/Members OnlyThe Sausage Inspector(Her names Claudia so she says!) Surrey
Recently met the Sausage Inspector. She is the girl that is the original SI as noted on the Scottish section. She has quite a bit of a tummy on her; her body isn’t toned in any way. On this occasion she has long jet black hair, She’s not unattractive but not a knockout and is about 5’6” and has a pleasant smile. I reckon she’s about 30, give or take. She has large breasts and a very tidy pussy. The 2 pictures in the gallery are out of date by several years I would say.
On the phone she’s very cheery and upbeat. You look forward to the meeting. Having entered the bedroom small talk ensues and eventually I confirm that it’s an extra £20 (on top of the £100 PH) for OWO and DFk, this she agrees, Great. We undress and lie on bed and talk a bit and I lean in for some kissing……strange no FK even. Just straight kissing of lips.
Well I caress her more and again try FK. Nothing…..I ask if I could have a bit more tongue. Nothing, then I said I have paid for FK and she said everyone has a different idea of FK…WTF. So onto the OWO with me on my back she moves down the bed and takes my cock into her mouth and all I can see the back of her head. It didn’t feel anything special, well it wasn’t, she barely takes the head in her mouth as I peer round to see what’s going on, her hair hiding the activity. I asked if we could do 69. Mmm nope , but if you want to go down on me we’ll change positions. I asked if she had any lube- no she doesn’t use lube.. Ok. I try playing with her clit – go easy I’m very sensitive. I try again very gently and at this she decides to have a pop at me. I’m hardly brushing her she also complained her nipples were sensitive, everything is sensitive. By now I’d lost my erection and I’m thinking this is supposed to be the highlight of my week and I’m thinking what am I doing here as there was now an awful tension. She offered to reduce time to 30 minutes- and after 3-4 minutes of me lying there and her trying to revive my old boy I decided I’d had enough and wanted to go. Which I did.
She returned £50 back with her keeping £50 for 30 minutes and the £20 for the OWO and the DFK I never got. Mind you she had been busy as I'd tried unsuccessfully 2 days earlier to get a visit.
Pleasant girl but very precious. From the first kiss it was a struggle and gradually downhill. Would I go back-NO. We parted on favourable terms. I don’t like giving negative reviews however agreeing DFK and not even Fk is a deal breaker for me. And talking down to me certainly pissed me off. Didn’t even get to have a shag either but it was my decision to go. It’s a big negative.
