Author Topic: Insomnia Berlin - membership?  (Read 1151 times)

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I was contemplating a visit to Insomnia later this week but when I checked the website I noticed that it says Thursday nights are now 'members only', although it does seem that membership is open to everyone who is prepared to pay the required 30/60 euros. in other words, it just looks like a new money-making scheme.

Has anyone been recently and experienced this? I'm sure I did see it mentioned on here previously but I discounted it as a misunderstanding. Ultimately, another 30 euros won't put me off going, but its a bit of a chunky price hike for those of us that only go maybe 2 or 3 times a year.



Online Jerboa

Ohh alles klar, just looked at Insomnia site and the link sends you to Hedonsiticsocialclub, from translation the membership fee is only 5€ a month, 30€=6months or 60€=12months, you can pay it on entry, so just 5 squid extra, not sure why this is, maybe the Thursdays have become to popular.

In fact I will be there this Thursday, so will be doing my Alan Wicker reporting on the ground.  :hi:

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

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Thanks; didn't notice the 5 euro option.

I wonder why they're even bothering. I can't ever remember it being so busy they'd want to cut down the numbers. I feel the need to go and check out what's going on...

The 'sausage casserole' makes it seem even more tempting  :D

« Last Edit: March 19, 2018, 09:44:59 pm by Name Not Found »

Online Jerboa

Thanks; didn't notice the 5 euro option.

I wonder why they're even bothering. I can't ever remember it being so busy they'd want to cut down the numbers. I feel the need to go and check out what's going on...

The 'sausage casserole' makes it seem even more tempting  :D

I like a sausage casserole, as long as it's not a sausage fest.  :P

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I might see if I can stick my sausage in something ending in 'ole' on Thursday night (not a casser-ole, but maybe an asser-ole).

Which reminds me, there was a curly blonde buxom bird that used to go to Insomnia that offered to let me shove it up her ass once; I was so shocked I actually fell off the bed. Haven't seen her for a couple of years unfortunately. Maybe the trauma scared her off.

 

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Ohh alles klar, just looked at Insomnia site and the link sends you to Hedonsiticsocialclub, from translation the membership fee is only 5€ a month, 30€=6months or 60€=12months, you can pay it on entry, so just 5 squid extra, not sure why this is, maybe the Thursdays have become to popular.

In fact I will be there this Thursday, so will be doing my Alan Wicker reporting on the ground.  :hi:

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

Enjoy mate. I am a little bit jealous. Looks like snow there on Thursday


Offline Donald Tramp

There is no option to buy only one month's membership for 5 eur, minimum is 30 eur for 6 months.

I've been to Insomnia twice within last 3 months (last time being just few days ago), so I can guarantee this information to be 100% correct and as up to date as possible.

That 5 eur/month is only mentioned to make it as clear as possible even for those who are "mathematically challenged" and find it difficult to divide 30 by 6 ;)

I'll write full report a bit later when I've got time for it.
« Last Edit: March 20, 2018, 03:20:29 pm by Donald Tramp »

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I've been to Insomnia twice within last 3 months (last time being just few days ago), so I can guarantee this information to be 100% correct and as up to date as possible.


Interesting...  So did you buy before you went, or at the door? Did you notice any difference in the place? Was it quieter maybe?

Thanks for the info.

Offline Donald Tramp

Interesting...  So did you buy before you went, or at the door? Did you notice any difference in the place? Was it quieter maybe?

Thanks for the info.

At the door.

It took a while for them to write down all your info (German bureaucracy at full strenght even there) and after that you get a membershipcard that's the size of a credit card you can easily keep in your wallet. Unless you have a wife that has a tendency to sneak in your wallet ;)

Second time was easier, I just showed my membershipcard at the entrance and stepped right in.

I would say it was just the same as on the previous time, about as many people there but I didn't see any of the same faces. Which is kind of good, but since there was one spectacular (private) girl last time I was so much hoping to be there this time too, I was slighty disappointed.

A bit more homely looking girls this time and more prettier ones the first time, but not a big difference. The general mood was the same and great on both times. Enough nice, horny girls to have fun with the whole day&evening.

I had sex with 7 different girls this time and first time body count was 9. The end of an evening was more quiet this time and quite busy the first time.

Oh, and no need to go there before 16:00 (doors are open at 14), nothing's happening there before that. Unless you enjoy sippin' your drinks alone in a big club with no other entertainment except for a gross pornoflick blasting from the screen.
« Last Edit: March 21, 2018, 02:22:42 pm by Donald Tramp »