Thai Orchid, Blackpool, North West

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Thai Orchid 252 Church St Blackpool

This is a reasonably new establishment on Church St Blackpool. Has a proper shop front with signage etc. Website shows massage only, initially stated non-sexual service. Not just makes reference to naughty boys.

They were advertising 1 hour massage for £25 on Sunday's in April & May. So decided to give it a whirl. I phone ahead, & went to the shop. I entered the reception area, & Was met by a short, but very plump Thai lady. She took me upstairs to a room with single massage mat on the floor. I paid her the £25. She asked me to undress & lie on the mat. As I mention the place does not advertise, anything other than massage. So I asked if it was all off, or to keep boxers on? Was told all off. Then she left the room for a few minuets. She then returned with a little purse.

She then gave me 30 minutes of what was a very good massage. Did my arms, torso, & legs. On a fair few occasions she masarged the very top of my legs & arse. Each time not going for the genitals, but like accidentally touching. Then made a joke comment.

Then asked to turn over. Again arms, body, legs given a quicker, but massage. Again making a funny comment each time she passed the fun bits.

Then I was asked if I'd like any thing extra. HR was £20, BJ £30, FS £50.

I will be quite honest, I wasn't expecting anything extra & had £15 on me. This was actually for a Chinese takeaway. I told her I only had £15. This she said was ok for a HR.

To be quite honest, it was money wasted.  She was a very plump lady. Late 40's. She did little for me. Told me I could touch her... She had on Lycra leggings, with a all in one Lycra swimsuit, & a looser fitting top. Nothing was accessible, or easily available. She covered the old guy in so much oil, that I lost all sensation on what she was doing. It actually became painfull. She did ask me if I'd like to play with her breast. She literally flopped out one very saggy tit. This did nowt for me at all. In fact, I wiped the old guy & showed her how I made my self cum.

Overall. A very clean place. Excellent massage, can't fault that at all. The extras, wish I'd given them a miss. To be fair I'm not a lover of the larger lady. On my way out, there was another girl sat in another room. Quite slim (one on most the photos). Now that would of been a different experience I think.

That's the reason for an overall Neutral, & not a Negative review.

Also if you do the sums, FS at £50 & 30 min massage at £25. That's £75 for an hour. Average round her is £90-100..

Will I return. I will, but be a bit more specific on who massages me...

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I’m based in Vietnam, which is why I haven’t posted here before, but I’m on a rare visit to these shores for a few weeks so hopefully I can give something back to this excellent forum.
I walked into this shop and found an old bird with a surprised expression on her face and a mouth full of food. She pointed to a room. Lady's name was Pia and she gave me a 1 hour massage. Said she was 45 but I'd add another 10 years onto that. Lots of oil and fairly aimless rubbing. Bit of a chat mostly about her bad luck with men. Interestingly, her view on Brexit was that it was dangerous to let uneducated people make important decisions. My thoughts entirely. Anyway, the inevitable offer of a HJ came with 10-15 mins left on the clock. It was difficult to raise an interest but she got the job done, so fair play. She wouldn't remove any clothing - on reflection that was probably just as well. Again, lots of oil and a fairly indifferent HJ, like the massage. I was introduced to the other lady who works there as I left (still covered in oil). June - another old bird 45ish I'd say and in fairly poor shape but a cheeky black lace top and a naughty look in her eye.
Massage was £35, HJ was £20. Total damage £55.