Gorgeous Linda Norwich

[naughtynorwich]

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Oh my goodness, where to begin. This was a litany of bad punt cliches. I honestly don't think I've ever had such a disparity between what was expected and what I got. I can't blame the positive review above, as I accept experiences vary, but almost everything on her profile is basically a lie, based on what I saw. The difference is so marked you'd think it was down to a bait and switch, but no, she's the girl in the pics and the location matches the background.

I could do 'the story of the punt' but I think I'll just list the negatives:

As other reviewer points out, she is almost certainly not 18. Would put her at early/mid 20s.
Zero eye contact throughout entire punt. Literally looking away for most of it.
Stony faced/sullen/didn't crack a smile.
Busy checking her nails during RO, dry pussy.
No rimming. Asked me to stop when I tried.
No conversation, not very good English when she was forced to speak.
During all services, made not a single noise of encouragement, fake or otherwise. Silent.
No kissing. Didn't initiate, didn't allow tongues when I went for it.
Rushed BJ, went straight for condom.

After oral both ways, missionary, popped, 15 mins into punt. Asked her how long left. 2 mins was the reply. Lay on bed for a while, tried to initiate small talk, after a few mins asked how long left, 2 mins again. Looked at my phone, told her there was 7 mins left. Got a grumpy response. Clothes on, walked early.

For the record, I was freshly showered/teeth brushed, I'm early 30s, body in good shape, had lots of good feedback from WGs, both on AW, and in the flesh.  I choose my punts carefully and generally experience lots of enthusiasm back. If I stunk of cheese and had a face like John Prescott's arse, fair enough. I'm not a model either, but I might as well been a walking pillar of shit based on the reaction I got. Really am baffled. Asked if she was ok/tired (maybe she was having a bad day I thought), but generic "I'm absolutely fine" responses.

Yes, she was young and pretty, gorgeous even. Trees are pretty too, and if I'd humped a tree trunk I'd probably had a better time and certainly better company/conversation.

Pretty skint at the mo, but could justify a cracking punt. Went in full of confidence and left absolutely gutted.  80 quid down the toilet. Hoping it turns out she has an evil twin or I walked into another dimension, where up is down and good punts are bad.

I really don't know why I bother; should just stick to the likes of yer Sweet sexy milfs, sexmadmilfs and Bethany 35/babes. You know where you are with that lot.

Best of luck to anyone else who tries her, would be very interested to see how she is with someone else.

[Bilbao]

Oh dear sorry to hear that - she was on my Hl but I think she's off it now - clearly something aint right in her life !

[Redwoodentransistor]

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As other reviewer points out, she is almost certainly not 18. Would put her at early/mid 20s.
Zero eye contact throughout entire punt. Literally looking away for most of it.
Stony faced/sullen/didn't crack a smile.
Busy checking her nails during RO, dry pussy.
No rimming. Asked me to stop when I tried.
No conversation, not very good English when she was forced to speak.
During all services, made not a single noise of encouragement, fake or otherwise. Silent.
No kissing. Didn't initiate, didn't allow tongues when I went for it.
Rushed BJ, went straight for condom.

Hey NN - sorry to hear you had a shit time with this one...makes me feel bad as I reviewed her positively twice in the last few weeks.  I agree with you something is not right...either bait and switch and you've got the rough end of the deal, or her service really does fluctuate and I was lucky both times.  I do remember her saying she was travelling with another girl, though I never saw another profile...maybe Linda wasn't available and you got the other one??

Just focussing on your negatives, they are the polar opposite she initiated the kissing, got very wet and seemed to genuinely enjoy the RO and her English was very good. Was able to have decent conversation..oh and the BJ was great...deep, slow, not rushed at all - I had to stop her or it would have ended too soon.

Either way, this means it is one to avoid if we don't know which end of the richter scale we are going to get...just a thought did she have any distinguishing marks..."my" Linda had a couple of distinguished moles/beauty spots on a hip and the side of her leg....if yours did too then we definitely saw the same girl

RWT
   

[Students Notebook]

Hey NN - sorry to hear you had a shit time with this one...makes me feel bad as I reviewed her positively twice in the last few weeks.  I agree with you something is not right...either bait and switch and you've got the rough end of the deal, or her service really does fluctuate and I was lucky both times.  I do remember her saying she was travelling with another girl, though I never saw another profile...maybe Linda wasn't available and you got the other one??

Just focussing on your negatives, they are the polar opposite she initiated the kissing, got very wet and seemed to genuinely enjoy the RO and her English was very good. Was able to have decent conversation..oh and the BJ was great...deep, slow, not rushed at all - I had to stop her or it would have ended too soon.

Either way, this means it is one to avoid if we don't know which end of the richter scale we are going to get...just a thought did she have any distinguishing marks..."my" Linda had a couple of distinguished moles/beauty spots on a hip and the side of her leg....if yours did too then we definitely saw the same girl

RWT
 

Oddly enough, I was going to Norwich yesterday and two days before, I rang and  texted and emailed Linda about an 11 AM meeting for Saturday. There was no reply to any of these.

I made other arrangements.

On Saturday morning , about 6.30, I received an email from her.

11 AM would be fine with her but it was no good to me anymore because I was meeting a very beautiful, and reliable young lady in Colchester , so I emailed Linda and also sent her a text telling her that I wouldn't be coming. (Coming to see her, that is.)

If it was B/S I dodged a bullet but I would be surprised if it was as that group appear to be honest and reliable. At least in my experience.

I'm sure that lots of UKP members will rant and rave and tell me I'm talking rubbish and that these girls are paid and bloody well paid at that and should do what they are paid for.

But put yourself in their shoes.

Just imagine having to be nice, happy, smily, sexy, and ALL the other things we want & expect of them. Not just once a day but often several times a day.

I know I couldn't do it.

Anyway NN, I'm sorry, it's very disappointing for you.

SN

[Badvicar]

If it was B/S I dodged a bullet but I would be surprised if it was as that group appear to be honest and reliable. At least in my experience.

I'm sure that lots of UKP members will rant and rave and tell me I'm talking rubbish and that these girls are paid and bloody well paid at that and should do what they are paid for.

But put yourself in their shoes.

Just imagine having to be nice, happy, smily, sexy, and ALL the other things we want & expect of them. Not just once a day but often several times a day.

I know I couldn't do it.

Anyway NN, I'm sorry, it's very disappointing for you.

SN

Yep, you are talking rubbish. And like you, if they are not cut out for consistent service for more money an hour than most make a day, then it's the wrong vocation. Don't defend her "group" above punters.

[socks]

Oddly enough, I was going to Norwich yesterday and two days before, I rang and  texted and emailed Linda about an 11 AM meeting for Saturday. There was no reply to any of these.

I made other arrangements.

On Saturday morning , about 6.30, I received an email from her.

11 AM would be fine with her but it was no good to me anymore because I was meeting a very beautiful, and reliable young lady in Colchester , so I emailed Linda and also sent her a text telling her that I wouldn't be coming. (Coming to see her, that is.)

If it was B/S I dodged a bullet but I would be surprised if it was as that group appear to be honest and reliable. At least in my experience.

I'm sure that lots of UKP members will rant and rave and tell me I'm talking rubbish and that these girls are paid and bloody well paid at that and should do what they are paid for.

But put yourself in their shoes.

Just imagine having to be nice, happy, smily, sexy, and ALL the other things we want & expect of them. Not just once a day but often several times a day.

I know I couldn't do it.

Anyway NN, I'm sorry, it's very disappointing for you.

SN

Yep total rubbish. The hourly rate is the point mate, if they aren't in the mood or can't cover it up, then don't provide the service. Unless they are being forced to work then they are choosing to rip off punters and that's not defensible, especially in this forum, by a punter, FFS.

[madeinwales56]

To, (probably, mis)quote our pal Socks "Bro's before ho's" is definitely the motto here.

[Norfolkfuntimes]

She was obviously having a bad day, but shouldn't let it show like that if she is getting paid. I found her very enthusiastic when I saw her a few months ago, but she did get very moody when the condom came off and I was a bit worried that she was going to fetch Sergey to beat me up. Got out of there sharpish.
There are obviously two sides to her, like most women, but we are paying good money and can get plenty of moodiness at home for free.