Melani.30 - Heathrow - friend stays in toilet while you do your thing..!

[mystery2015]

So a few days ago I was bored at home and wanted something local and cheap. I've made the mistake before and should have known it's cheap for a reason.

Comms via txt message, agreed time, location a hotel near Heathrow. Arrived on time and was asked to wait 10 mins. Was first warning sign but I waited as I was just too tempted by the 3rd pic on her profile. I was planning to stay for 1hr.

I knock on the door and to my surprise a completely different woman opens it. Turns out it's External Link/Members Only

Room has 2 double beds and is in a bit of a mess. Melani is sitting on a chair with a towel underneath her so at least I know she freshened up. She looks exactly like her profile pictures, tanned colour, slim. But typical EE. Asks me how long I want. I wasn't feeling the vibe anymore so said 30mins only. Hand over £40. She asks if I want both girls? Jane was looking a bit rough so I turned it down.

Melani tells me to take my clothes off and lie down on the bed. At this point im expecting Jane to leave the room and leave us to it..but she just goes into the toilet and sits in there, with the door open!

What followed is the typical EE service, straight on with the condom for some OW, 1 min later asks if I want to fuck her yet. While she was giving me OW I rubbed her pussy a bit to give it the smell test. Smelt normal so I ask for a 69..... 'oh I don't receive in 30 min service baby...only 1 hr'. My mistake for not confirming services with this one, so I don't bother arguing. She was on top for a few mins then I turned her round and went Doggy. I didn't last that long as I was originally planning to stay for 2 rounds.

Melani points to the side of the bed and says there are some wet wipes over there, goes back on the chair, and starts messaging on her phone, while I clean myself up. Jane walks back into the room and lies down on the bed under the covers. This was only 20 mins in. They then start talking and laughing in Hungarian to each other while I get dressed.

I asked her straight 'do you enjoy your job?' and she honestly told me 'No'. They both looked very unhappy.

I tried to give her some advice, that if she enjoyed it more she could easily get more people and charge more...but her reply was 'Dont worry I have a lot of regulars who pay more than £70/hr...some £100...even £1000'..... yea right LOL

As I left I had to laugh at the whole situation...the service was ridiculously bad...but at least it was a cheap pump and dump.

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[Dick4snowqueens]

 
Those budget hotels are cheap to rate per day around Tht area. ..so they can't rent separate rooms.
What a joke

[dubhcarr]

thanks for the review almost went this pm but decided on a regular instead.
These skanks have been holed up for 3+ weeks so wonder it's a bit of a mess
thanks again for saving my hard earned £40 sounds expensive for what you got!

[drwho]

Thanks for the warning mystery2015.

I had both of these on my cheap hotlist, but should remove both of them now

[Tony_Red]

That Melani has had loadsa different profiles over the last year or 2. Sorry to hear of your shit punt.

[pisceanuk]

Thanks for the review and sorry to hear about it. Will avoid her. I avoid W / Gs like plague if they jump straight to the little fella to cover with condom without any foreplay. Heathrow / Hounslow have full of these kind of W / Gs these days.