External Link/Members OnlyPrice £80/hr incall
Hi guys this my first review and first ever punt back in Febuary this year.
Saw her profile on vivastreet and texted her, she texted back promptly and I arranged to see her in Norton for 1hr.
Got abit stressed trying to find her address via the postcode she had texted and she kept on ringing and texting asking where i was which was very annoying and I was on the verge of cancelling.
I eventually found the place 10mins late, once inside and seeing her I wish I had cancelled as she looked very hard faced, 5,2ft tall, small tits average figure, tanned with tattoos. Not really the seductive milf i had imagined.
For personal reasons I was not after full sex but after taking my £80 she started with half hearted OWO with zero technique, it was the same when she was giving me a HJ zero sensation, tried to kiss her but she says she doesnt kiss, asked her to remove the tatty black thing she was wearing over her mid rift but she says she cant becuase shes got stitches on her belly ugh. Her phone kept on ringing and message alerts which was also very off putting, 10 mins in and I was thinking WTF have I got myself into.
Despite her half hearted efforts I was struggling to get erect and she seemed totally clueless and pre occupied with her phone, it was about 15mins in and she announced she doesnt do OWO anymore so it had to be covered, then she started complaining that she couldnt get the condom on as I wasnt erect enough, after getting me covered she continued her 3rd rate BJ. It was about 25mins in and she started complaining that her other punters were ringing for their timeslot because I was late, by then I had enough and got dressed, she had literally drained all my mojo, she had the cheek to ask if I would come again to which I replied "No whats the point I never cummed!" .
So to sum it up my first punt was a total disaster from start to finish with a terrible escort, I would have been happier flushing my £80 down the toilet. PLEASE AVOID THIS VILE MONEY GRABBING SKANK MASCARADING AS AN ESCORT.
ps sorry if I have made any mistakes in my first review and I wish I had found ukpunting sooner