External Link/Members OnlyDid not have a lot of info when I asked about this place so i thought I'd see for myself. The girl I spoke to on the phone did not seem to good at giving directions once I got there. They only gave me the postcode. It's on a residential street. I'm sure people know whats going on as they have a crappy sign tucked behind the drainpipe.
From the outside bit of a tip. Met by I think her name was Ilyana or Lana or something, a German girl of the mature kind. Reasonably pleasant her appearance was ok but no stunner she was fully clothed.
The place a bit of a musty smell but not overpowering. I got asked to take my boots off when I got in fuck me I thought I would be better to keep them on so as to keep my socks clean. It's one of them places you want to wipe your feet on the way out. I don't think the carpet has seen a vacuum cleaner in it's 20+ year life.
Anywho up the stairs to a bedroom got 45 min sensual massage with her getting her kit off for £80. Which I later regretted paying so much.
Well I had a quick wash of my bits before I got on the table starkers. The room was untidy but I had my kit off now so what the heck lets get on with it. She came in in some purple gown thing I was face down so could not really see. On with the massage as usual spent most of the time on the back. Rubbed my legs a bit the massage as a whole was so so had better, had worse. Then massaged my bum cheeks as she did so she paid a lot more attention to the old fella who quickly stood to attention. She give him a good old tug then I was asked to turn over. I got my first glace proper as she took her gown thingy off. I wish she kept it on now. saggy belly , saggy bum and saggy tits. She must have been 45 going on 55. Funny scar in between her tits. No touching of her fanny, so had a play with her jugs and arse. She gave a reasonable tug at least she did not go at it like she was trying to man a pump to put out a fire.
Usual result I popped, she wiped me down a bit so I finished off my self. Clothes back on back down stairs getting my socks dirty again.
On the way out another woman came out I think she is the owner Jackie I could be wrong as she looks nothing like her photo. She is about 5'5" she had the shape of a barrel with big walloping tits of which she had no bra on so they were quite easy to see under her dress, which I think she also doubled it as a dishcloth. She was 55 going on 60 dark skinned and quite wrinkly unlike her photo so that's why I'm not sure. But she was trying to sell me her special offer of a 4 handed B2B massage. Which I think would have been done by the two of them. All I could think of was "fuck me I'm not letting that get on top of me"
Normally I'm fairly easy going yes I got an ok massage and shot my load. But I gave this a negative because the place was so dirty, the girls are not good looking or even half decent and I've had better for less.
I will not be going back I'll probably go back to Shanghai Massage when I save up again.
Others who have been my like the place but it's not for me.
