Monika Cheam / Sutton

[The Vicar of Dibley]

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Location: Cheam / Sutton

Comms: Good – Texted at in the morning regarding an afternoon same day meet. Replied straight away confirming availability and services requested. Another text 5 mins later with address & postcode

Arrival and entry at location.
Arrived just before 3pm and was approaching the specified location. A large new build block of apartments. Received a text asking, “Are you coming?” Replied stating that I was coming and was about 1min away. Asked to wait a few mins then given flat number. Approached the double doors and pressed the button for the apartment number. So much traffic noise that I could not hear if the door clicked or buzzed to unlock. Door looked partially open so I pushed it. Locked. I pulled it, still locked. Then a guy arrived at the door and opened it from inside. I smiled and thanked him. He started speaking to me fast in a Eastern European accent in a loud voice, and at first I though it was Sergei…
Why you bang door? What you want? Who are you? Why you here?
I replied saying I was here to visit a “friend”
Then I was asked…
What friend? What’s their name? Which apartment? There are no friends here.
By now I had clocked that he had appeared from behind a concierge desk.
I stated that I had no intention of answering his questions and was prepared to go back outside and ring the door again so my “friend” could buzz me in. I asked if the residents here were not allowed to have visitors? I was considering walking away at this point.
Then I got…you lie to me, who are you? What you want? And he started pushing me out the door.
Now…I am only a small chap and usually mild mannered. But I nearly seriously lost it. I grabbed hold of the hand pushing me and said that unless he clamed down lowered his voice and stopped pushing me I would knock him the fuck out. I must have looked as if I was willing and capable of carrying out my threat as he retreated quickly. He then said something in whatever his language was and went back behind his desk
 
In hind site I made a serious error there because: -
A/ He could have been ringing the police or more security.
B/ When I punt, and am arriving at the location, I try to be Mr. inconspicuous, a grey man no one would really remember. Someone who doesn’t look out of place. This guy will remember me or at least until the next visitor he pisses off. But unfortunately after being called a liar in a loud voice, being given the 3rd degree in questions and then having him put his hands on me!!

Girl: The photos on her profile are accurate and must be fairly recent. Perhaps a little chubbier than pics but not enough to cause concern. All services delivered as requested. OWO for about 3 mins. Just the tip and a light licking action. Average really. Mechanical service. On went the mac and was asked to fuck her missionary. Said I preferred her on top. No. Asked if she could please go on top. No.
By this time, after the farce at the door I had had enough. Went in mish to get it over with. Popped and left early.

Conclusion: No way am I going back there.

Paid: £60 for half any hour.

[pumps]

I can see how the business with the concierge started as he was the one who let you in, then realised he was a numpty in doing so and wanted you back outside again.

At least the punt went alright as Monika is super hit and miss.

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Thanks Pumps

Bloody concierge. I was very tempted to back off and walk but I thought if I did he would think I was indeed up to no good there. To be honest I don't really like that type of conflict but I had no intention of letting myself be spoken to or man handled by that prick.

True about the hit and miss. I have read her previous reviews but I was in the area and had an urge. Plus her tits are superb.

[pumps]

Thanks Pumps

Bloody concierge. I was very tempted to back off and walk but I thought if I did he would think I was indeed up to no good there. To be honest I don't really like that type of conflict but I had no intention of letting myself be spoken to or man handled by that prick.

True about the hit and miss. I have read her previous reviews but I was in the area and had an urge. Plus her tits are superb.

Indeed, she has an extremely nice body & face. unfortunately she knows this and uses it to play up.

[MrFuckYouandFilm]

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Location: Cheam / Sutton

Comms: Good – Texted at in the morning regarding an afternoon same day meet. Replied straight away confirming availability and services requested. Another text 5 mins later with address & postcode

Arrival and entry at location.
Arrived just before 3pm and was approaching the specified location. A large new build block of apartments. Received a text asking, “Are you coming?” Replied stating that I was coming and was about 1min away. Asked to wait a few mins then given flat number. Approached the double doors and pressed the button for the apartment number. So much traffic noise that I could not hear if the door clicked or buzzed to unlock. Door looked partially open so I pushed it. Locked. I pulled it, still locked. Then a guy arrived at the door and opened it from inside. I smiled and thanked him. He started speaking to me fast in a Eastern European accent in a loud voice, and at first I though it was Sergei…
Why you bang door? What you want? Who are you? Why you here?
I replied saying I was here to visit a “friend”
Then I was asked…
What friend? What’s their name? Which apartment? There are no friends here.
By now I had clocked that he had appeared from behind a concierge desk.
I stated that I had no intention of answering his questions and was prepared to go back outside and ring the door again so my “friend” could buzz me in. I asked if the residents here were not allowed to have visitors? I was considering walking away at this point.
Then I got…you lie to me, who are you? What you want? And he started pushing me out the door.
Now…I am only a small chap and usually mild mannered. But I nearly seriously lost it. I grabbed hold of the hand pushing me and said that unless he clamed down lowered his voice and stopped pushing me I would knock him the fuck out. I must have looked as if I was willing and capable of carrying out my threat as he retreated quickly. He then said something in whatever his language was and went back behind his desk
 
In hind site I made a serious error there because: -
A/ He could have been ringing the police or more security.
B/ When I punt, and am arriving at the location, I try to be Mr. inconspicuous, a grey man no one would really remember. Someone who doesn’t look out of place. This guy will remember me or at least until the next visitor he pisses off. But unfortunately after being called a liar in a loud voice, being given the 3rd degree in questions and then having him put his hands on me!!

Girl: The photos on her profile are accurate and must be fairly recent. Perhaps a little chubbier than pics but not enough to cause concern. All services delivered as requested. OWO for about 3 mins. Just the tip and a light licking action. Average really. Mechanical service. On went the mac and was asked to fuck her missionary. Said I preferred her on top. No. Asked if she could please go on top. No.
By this time, after the farce at the door I had had enough. Went in mish to get it over with. Popped and left early.

Conclusion: No way am I going back there.

Paid: £60 for half any hour.

Thanks for the review.  I used to have her in my "to do" list until I read that she can be temperamental and is a bit "hit and miss", as pumps says.

Personally, I won't go anywhere I have to interact with reception/concierge.  I look out of place in this continent so I always get asked where I'm going. 

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Thanks for the review.  I used to have her in my "to do" list until I read that she can be temperamental and is a bit "hit and miss", as pumps says.

Personally, I won't go anywhere I have to interact with reception/concierge.  I look out of place in this continent so I always get asked where I'm going. 

I didn't want the interaction either. Will do all in my power to avoid a repeat of this situation. On the plus side it was a very nice apartment block and looked very safe. I have been to a couple of punts where the building looks like it should have been condemned which always makes me a bit wary.

[holland]

Thanks for the review.
Neutral is a bit generous for what you described imo.
She should get a day job but i think she likes to be fucked that is her problem. She told me she is addicted to sex.

[dubhcarr]

Thanks for the review.
Neutral is a bit generous for what you described imo.
She should get a day job but i think she likes to be fucked that is her problem. She told me she is addicted to sex.

+1 big fat negative for me

I think this was the one in Raynes Park (?)

[holland]

+1 big fat negative for me

I think this was the one in Raynes Park (?)

Correct! The one the talks, talks 

[BackToBrum]

Pumps, if that's a punt going OK with her then she is a fucking nightmare.

Sounds shit to me.

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Thanks for the review.
Neutral is a bit generous for what you described imo.
She should get a day job but i think she likes to be fucked that is her problem. She told me she is addicted to sex.

Looking back on this punt I was perhaps a bit generous in my neutral. But after the hassle I had getting into the location seeing her standing waiting for me with those boobs and smiling face perked me up a bit and skewed my judgement. As Pumps said, she is pretty and the thought of having a busty EE in her 20's, well perhaps I has not thinking with the correct head. She did used to be in Raynes Park but as she was in Cheam I fancied a crack at her. Whenever I go to Raynes Park every road seems to have a level crossing on it.