IntroWell I had an itch and fancied something exotic. I got a bait and switch and a crap punt to boot. Double negative. The weird thing is the profile has been changed since the punt (today) to Hampshire, and the phone number has changed too. The review is pointless but warns the SE comrades; I've also posted on their board. Hopefully I'll find a profile for the girl I saw, but I'll keep my eyes peeled. The telephone number ended in 9882.
WGShe's about 5'4", Size 10 with a slightly podgy tummy, very firm thighs, facially quite nice, but not model-like. I'd say mid 30s. Nothing like the size 8, 23 year old babe in the pictures. Attractively dressed in tight short black dress, but mismatched unexciting underwear.
CommsTexted with requirements: RO, OWO, FK, Sex. She replied quickly with poscode and address I'd requested in order to assess how long I needed to get there. I called back to agree time, and to test English - seemed we could communicate. Texted to say set off; she replied with OK and an instruction to just enter the house! Texted once I was parking up.
VenueA grotty looking flat over a shop. You can check it on google street view. Nowhere to park off street; had to go by some flats. Easy to enter as you do not wait at the door, just go in as a she said. In the hall there's a padlocked entrance to the stairs up to the flat over the shop. Had to telephone to say I was inside; down she came to let me in, then padlocked it behind me; OK I thought! I saw two girls, and checked with Sakura that it was she. The other was younger but not as pretty. I had a shower first which was good and hot. Very small towel. Room was very plain, lit by a red light (yeah). All in all a seedy dump.
ServicesSo we're in the room, she strips, I move in for a kiss, she dodges it; I gently say she'd agreed to French Kissing, she asks me my name. So OK, I know haw this is going; so i consider walk with a row, or stay and cut my losses. I decide on the latter. So here's how it went: FK - dodges kissing with an occasioal lip contact. RO - she requested it to be slow and gentle, and adhered to a strictly on her back only position. She came after a while and I felt sure it was for real, she was all of a shudder, and I got a big cuddle, smiles and a few kisses on the closed lip once I came up. OWO - covered, toothy and useless. Sex - again "please be gentle". She lubed us up, and I just gave her a gentle rythm - such a delicate flower. She made some very serious groaning noises and held me tight but I wasn't happpy with the punt and wasn't as erect as I could have been. It took a while but I managed to fill the rubber.
SummaryA B&S, crap punt, double negative, high risk gamble TOFTT. I lost. Won't go back to this venue. She was an OK girl but hasn't got a clue about providing a decent service. Left feeling very frustrated. £20 more would have got me GFE perfection with Faye, and snogging bliss with MayaGold. But I've done my TOFTTing duty this season.
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