babe honey Ayr - Pure B&S

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Found this WG was in Ayr, never banged a Chinese quiff so thought lets go for it.
Booked a HH for £70 today

Initial comms were all by text and I wish to fuck I'd called her instead. Anyway, the texts were all fine, great English, nothing to worry me EXCEPT for the venue. It was a hotel in Ayr and, for those who know the town well, it's across from the Odeon cinema and is a well known but older establishment on a very busy corner. But I'm pretty ballsy so didn't worry me. Others of a more nervy disposition might be put off though.

Anyway, arrived, parked, texted, got room number, went in and upstairs and there she was - NOT EVEN CLOSE to her photos

However, I was horny as hell and the girl in the room initially appeared pretty cute, but older. Profile says 22yo, more like 32yo+. Barely 5ft tall but figure in short dress looked ok and her face wasn't half bad. Fuck sake, I've dated worse! So paid the fee and hit the toilet for a quick pee.Came back out and she's naked on the bed. Second fail, her tits were like bee stings, TINY little things, defo not girl in her profile pics as she had a nice looking set. And clearly she's born children as she had a weeny pot belly with stretchmarks. But the worst part was her English which had seemed excellent in text world. Now it was barely there at all. And her fanny was as hairy as a bear, a positive minge of a snatch. I don't mind this really, but it still looked odd.

Anyway, onto the bed and I'm asked if I want a massage. She then proceeds to lean on my thighs in that stupid way where they think they're giving a sexy "sports" massage which is basically fuck all like a massage. After about 4 minutes of this it's then "condom" and I just said yes, crack on. So she applies the dom and then says "you fuck me" to which I replied "oral first". Now I have NEVER came with oral, ever, but I still like it to start off with. Nope, onto her back on the bed and beckons me into her bush. So I did.

If it wasn't already rolling downhill, this punt just went South faster than a fucking migrating bird! I gets into her pussy and she starts that stupid moaning - "o baby, fuck me baby, you're so good baby" - which i just cannot stand! Worse still, she's writhing all over the place like she's trying to make me cum quickly, which I just don't do. I've paid for a HH, I'm having the full time. 

During this I'm reaching for a feel of a tit and a squeeze of her nips. Pulls my hand away to suggest it's too tickly. She then grabs my own right nipple and nearly pulls the fucking thing off!!!! WTF!

I then arched my back to change my angle and her face changed from the grimace of pure pleasure (yeah, right) to all smiley - "you finished now?" "FFS" I said, "it's barely been 5 minutes of pumping hen, I take much longer than that" so I asked her to switch to doggy.

And it gets worse. She gets to the edge of the bed, I'm standing on the floor and got myself into her again. And there she goes again with that fucking wriggling around, putting me off my stride. So I put my right foot on the bed to get some purchase. She tries to wriggle away screaming some shite about "too sore" so again, I'm back two feet on the floor with her stopping me from pumping her properly. I then just lost all manners and went for another solution. I put my right knee on the bed and forced it into her inner thing, basically stopping her from getting enough purchase to wriggle as much. I then grabbed her (quite large) arse and banged her as hard as I could until I filled the bag.

I went into the bog to wash my dick and hands and came back into the room to get dressed. She then hits me with 'I'm in Glasgow in two weeks, you come see me there" to which I replied " yeah, whatever"!

On reflection, I should have walked from the door when I spied it was a B&S. But the first impressions weren't half bad. It's the whole fucking stupidity of a WG writhing around, moaning her face off, ticking me off when I try to cop a feel of her tits, stopping me from banging her properly, all of that shite that just pisses me off. Punting is my hobby and a fucking expensive one at that.

So, conclusion. This girl isn't worth the money is one to avoid at all costs!

[Courtney]

This girl isn't worth the money is one to avoid at all costs!

Sorry to hear about this but the profiles of the last 3 reviews you've done have "risk, waste of money, bait and switch" written all over them.

[Boinky]

The AW photos look like one of those high-end poseable dolls to me with the face digitised out.

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Sorry to hear about this but the profiles of the last 3 reviews you've done have "risk, waste of money, bait and switch" written all over them.

And here comes Courtney with more of his pearls of wisdom. Let me get this right. You've been a member since 2014 and written FOUR reviews in THREE YEARS yet managed to post over 800 inane drivel comments!

I've been a member since December 2016, barely THREE MONTHS, and managed NINE reviews, more than twice yours.

Maybe my last three reviews have been shite punts, but at least I've put my money where my mouth is and punted. Where are your field reports, mate?

This site is for regular punters to give honest appraisals of WGs, adding value by rating them so that other punters may end out saving some money; avoid making stupid mistakes, or get themselves into difficult or even dangerous situations.

So, for the record, I don't mind you making comments on my posts. Frankly, you put yourself out there, you expect it. But I think your comments would gain more credence if YOU were to actually add some value, put your hand in your pocket, lay out some cash, pump a WG, then REPORT!

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The AW photos look like one of those high-end poseable dolls to me with the face digitised out.

I know Boinky, but I was just living in hope. Or cloud cuckoo land maybe 

[Courtney]

And here comes Courtney with more of his pearls of wisdom. Let me get this right. You've been a member since 2014 and written FOUR reviews in THREE YEARS yet managed to post over 800 inane drivel comments!

I've been a member since December 2016, barely THREE MONTHS, and managed NINE reviews, more than twice yours.

Maybe my last three reviews have been shite punts, but at least I've put my money where my mouth is and punted. Where are your field reports, mate?

This site is for regular punters to give honest appraisals of WGs, adding value by rating them so that other punters may end out saving some money; avoid making stupid mistakes, or get themselves into difficult or even dangerous situations.

So, for the record, I don't mind you making comments on my posts. Frankly, you put yourself out there, you expect it. But I think your comments would gain more credence if YOU were to actually add some value, put your hand in your pocket, lay out some cash, pump a WG, then REPORT!

Wow .....steady on. A big bubbling sob story all about me. ...you must think about me quite a lot.  

Anyway:

randy , I could have wrote your review for you. Despite never seeing her.

....ditto. It's nothing to do with pearls of wisdom, just a little common sense. Most people on here can tell by looking at these profiles to avoid, and therefore would not take the risk.

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Wow .....steady on. A big bubbling sob story all about me. ...you must think about me quite a lot.  

Nope, not really Courtney, I just seem to recall we've been down this rabbit hole before. I give an honest review, you sling in a few inane comments that add zero value, shit like that.

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....ditto. It's nothing to do with pearls of wisdom, just a little common sense. Most people on here can tell by looking at these profiles to avoid, and therefore would not take the risk.

As for wisdom, the received wisdom is that punting is always about taking risks given the definition "to bet or speculate on something" which is why I said money where mouth is. And that's what I do. Do you?

Not that you'll probably give a flying fuck, but here's something to chew over. I've been at this game for over 20 years now, probably closer to 25, with only a relatively short break in that time. I've punted the length and breadth of the UK and also in some European cities (Barcelona, Lisbon etc) so I think I have a pretty good idea what to look for when I punt.

However, you sometimes find some wee nuggets among all the dross on the internet, which is why I keep going. In this review, I did say the girl is not the one in the photos, but she wasn't half bad. I've even dated worse, or perhaps that should have said "uglier" so I gave it a shot. Just turned out she wasn't all that good.

On UKP a B&S is always a negative review, hence the rating. But not always an unsatisfactory punt. Case in point, a wee Thai WG I met 2 years ago in Glasgow, total B&S but the actual girl I pumped (gave the name of Yaya) was absolutely superb, one of my best ever. In fact, I went back to see her another 2-3 times, she was that good. I rarely double-pump the same WG but made an exception for her.

If instead I'd turned up, saw a different face, spat the dummy and walked, then I would have lost out on a few hours spent with a hot Thai bird with am amazing body, cracking tits and one of the tightest fannies I've ever poked.

Which brings me back to punting and it's core definition - "to bet or speculate on something" - if my reviews end out saving someone losing their money on some useless troglodyte then I reckon that's a win/win for us all. Why would you, as a punter, want to pish all over that sentiment? Perhaps it's because you aren't really a punter but instead a troll - definition "One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument". Sound like anyone you know?

[Courtney]

Not that you'll probably give a flying fuck

....on the contrary, that's all very interesting. 

I feel you just blew my original comment way out of proportion and went on the defensive, perhaps just to ram down my throat your punting superiority. I began with "Sorry to hear" I was taking your side BUT at the same time if I see a profile like that I'm kinda like "what do you expect" .......Again, I'm not here to argue with genuine punters just for the sake of it. If I suspect any dodgy members (many which I've caught abusing the site) I will flag it up, confront etc.    ...and no I'm not going to go on and on and blow my own trumpet about that.

Regarding review count, it's not a competition, so it's not a valid argument. I understand the importance of reviews but there is no rule on the site that says they have to be done. Some punters may like to just stick with regulars, hence a low review count.

Also and maybe I'm being paranoid here but going by the tone and confidence of your posts, I get a feeling you have known a lot longer about this site than you are letting on....whether as a lurker or a previously banned member time will tell ....on the other hand I could but wrong..and I have got it wrong before. Have a nice night and good luck with your next punt.