Author Topic: Worst Punt (Read 3020 times)

Bigger69 · « **on:** August 05, 2016, 04:54:59 pm »

My apologies If this has been done to death, but what is you worst ever Punt?

Mine was a girl off of AW(no longer a member) call durtygirl21.

She stayed in a minging flat in Blackburn, just outside Bathgate.

She was a decent looking girl,but not the one in her photos and her flat was minging and she seriously didn't want to be there.

There was used baby wipes with what looked like blood under the bed, her toilet was blocked with used rubbers and shite. Unfortunately I didn't notice any of this until after the punt.

Went to touch her and she was shaking like a leaf.

I asked her I she was nervous, but she said "No I just want to get this over and done with".

At so many points I should have walked, but the little fella had taken over.

Oral was really just a wank, would only fuck in Mish.

On the plus side it did only cost about £30 hh.

Uncle Buck · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2016, 04:57:54 pm »

Fuck me..... That sounds like a disaster movie. Blackburn is the perfect setting for a disaster movie as well.

I would have been out of there in a flash. A WG who doesn't want to be there spells trouble....

Bigger69 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2016, 05:01:37 pm »

I actually left feeling violated and not even in a good way.

It actually put me off punting for a good year or so after that.

Uncle Buck · « **Reply #3 on:** August 05, 2016, 05:03:42 pm »

Even now I think about the location and the surroundings before knocking on the door. Blackburn has no decent areas and I doubt any WG is doing it as a lifestyle choice.

Onwards and upwards tho....

ickydicky · « **Reply #4 on:** August 05, 2016, 05:16:16 pm »

place is full of junkies.

Uncle Buck · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2016, 05:21:10 pm »

Quote from: ickydicky on August 05, 2016, 05:16:16 pm

place is full of junkies.

Correct

steelman · « **Reply #6 on:** August 05, 2016, 06:36:18 pm »

Blackburn should really be called Black death. The guy with the hand cart still goes round each morning shouting bring out your dead it is the biggest pits in the country.

bigbell · « **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2016, 09:56:20 pm »

joy, the so called ex air hostess,is the worst ive had, a hurry up from start to finish

auldie63 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 05, 2016, 10:23:49 pm »

Gonna start a quiz. 1 guess each as to what icky's answer is gonna be. Answers on a postcard to
The Quarter Gill, Main Road, Partick.

Gilbert2003 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 05, 2016, 10:28:53 pm »

Quote from: auldie63 on August 05, 2016, 10:23:49 pm

Gonna start a quiz. 1 guess each as to what icky's answer is gonna be. Answers on a postcard to
The Quarter Gill, Main Road, Partick.

I've only been here 5 mins but would the answer be something French?

auldie63 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 05, 2016, 10:35:35 pm »

Have to say I've had a few, hard to sort out a worst one. I always walk now if anything at all ain't just right, but years ago in the days of the Sport and before when it was only the street girls, I must admit to seeing some absolute bowfers, and in some places a pig would not have gone.
There was a tenement in Finnieston, long gone, must have been condemned but there were a couple of not too bad looking dames there and another who was related to Quasimodo I think. They 'worked' out of the Coachhouse I think it was called at Anderston Bus Station and have to admit was with all of them from time to time.
Shit that'll be the nightmares back.

auldie63 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2016, 10:46:54 pm »

Fuck, just remembered this one. 70s I think, picked up this street bint on the drag, very late on, wee hours. She says as she's finishing if I give her a run home we can do the business in her bed etc. So off to one of those monstrosities up Spingburn. Get in the house and I have to go to the toilet, have a pish and the toilet won't flush so she doesn't hear me come back into the bedroom to be greeted by the sight of her in front of a mirror trying to catch the crabs on her pussy hair with a pair of tweezers. Pished myself again laughing as I bolted out the door. Straight home for scalding bath just in case and all the gear straight on a boil wash.

Gilbert2003 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2016, 11:03:55 pm »

Fuckin hell Auldie, I would buy your beer all night to listen to those tales

More power to you elbow, or more importantly, cock Sir!

Motherfooker · « **Reply #13 on:** August 07, 2016, 01:00:18 pm »

Quote from: Bigger69 on August 05, 2016, 04:54:59 pm

Went to touch her and she was shaking like a leaf.

I asked her I she was nervous, but she said "No I just want to get this over and done with

I know it's wrong but that would turn me on. I sometimes get off on a whore not enjoying it.

ickydicky · « **Reply #14 on:** August 07, 2016, 01:41:56 pm »

Quote from: auldie63 on August 05, 2016, 10:23:49 pm

Gonna start a quiz. 1 guess each as to what icky's answer is gonna be. Answers on a postcard to
The Quarter Gill, Main Road, Partick.

what a character you are auldie. but the quarter gill is in dumbarton rd in partick and i was nowhere near the dolphin when the wall collapsed.

as for my worst punt. its the same as anybody who doesnt want a shite in their mouth or to kiss a mouth that has been licking a shitely arse its the 53 year old junkie hag now plying her trade from a drug den flat up a filthy close in the muslin slumland of langside rd celinfindlay/magalie/sexyfrenchgirl

there you go auldie. didnt want to let you down

ickydicky · « **Reply #15 on:** August 07, 2016, 01:42:35 pm »

auldie63 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 07, 2016, 03:35:12 pm »

That's the name. I couldnae remember but it's the Dolphin I go to when up that way. Right across from the subway right? Don't tell me it fell down.

ickydicky · « **Reply #17 on:** August 07, 2016, 03:39:04 pm »

no. the tallies next door kitchen fell doon. dolphin is a shite hole. prefer the judges, the smiddy or any one of another 6 pubs not including my fave quarter gill.

Shagger69 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 07, 2016, 04:42:06 pm »

Either Blonde-Nathaliexxx who worked from Buchanan Street in Edinburgh or Chloe Luv who is back on AW under yet another guise

Blonde-Natalie I'm my opinion had a great body and was facially attractive enough but she was a cunt of a WG. I wasn't allowed to kiss or owo(which is completely fair enough) but I couldn't touch her tits or run my hands up her thighs or go anywhere near her pussy, so licking her out was out of the question. When it came to the end of my time with her I went to tidy up and there was a huge big shite in the toilet pan, no paper, just a huge big chocolate Cumberland sausage which makes me wonder what did she wipe her hoop with? If she even bothered too to start with!!!!

Chloe Luv was just a joke full stop. Both girls had a chip on their shoulder thinking that the world owed them something

ickydicky · « **Reply #19 on:** August 07, 2016, 04:43:58 pm »

well at least she dropped her shite in the lavy pan as opposed to your mouth

Shagger69 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 07, 2016, 04:51:29 pm »

Quote from: ickydicky on August 07, 2016, 04:43:58 pm

well at least she dropped her shite in the lavy pan as opposed to your mouth

Unlike that French tart lol

ickydicky · « **Reply #21 on:** August 07, 2016, 04:55:14 pm »

and i never even mentioned her

Technicolour_trilby · « **Reply #22 on:** August 08, 2016, 01:08:33 pm »

Back to mid eighties, street wummin by the name of Marianna (or something). Picked her up on the old Broughty Ferry road in Dundee, back to her 'place' just off Morgan street. Place was a tip, fish and chip newspaper everywhere and bizarrely smelled of wet dog even though there was no canine friend who would ever be daft enough to call that place 'home'.

She was moderately attractive and with an ok bod but when she got naked there was a strange pungent odour and on closer inspection some yellowy discharge from her fanny. "Dinnae worry son" she said, "The condoms are extra strength!". The only things in that flat faster than me as I left were the fleas loupin' about in the carpet.

I was 19, maybe 20 (just). Scarred me for...at least an hour

ickydicky · « **Reply #23 on:** August 08, 2016, 01:24:06 pm »

only in fucken dundee

Clattypats · « **Reply #24 on:** August 08, 2016, 02:34:43 pm »

Quote from: Technicolour_trilby on August 08, 2016, 01:08:33 pm

Back to mid eighties, street wummin by the name of Marianna (or something). Picked her up on the old Broughty Ferry road in Dundee, back to her 'place' just off Morgan street. Place was a tip, fish and chip newspaper everywhere and bizarrely smelled of wet dog even though there was no canine friend who would ever be daft enough to call that place 'home'.

She was moderately attractive and with an ok bod but when she got naked there was a strange pungent odour and on closer inspection some yellowy discharge from her fanny. "Dinnae worry son" she said, "The condoms are extra strength!". The only things in that flat faster than me as I left were the fleas loupin' about in the carpet.

I was 19, maybe 20 (just). Scarred me for...at least an hour

sounds horrendous

Motherfooker · « **Reply #25 on:** August 08, 2016, 05:12:07 pm »

Jesus that could have put me off for life

Technicolour_trilby · « **Reply #26 on:** August 08, 2016, 05:20:25 pm »

To be fair, some of the flats I've been to in the intertnet era have been pretty bowfin'...and still seen dirty fannies and arses that would give a sewer cleaner the dry boak.

ickydicky · « **Reply #27 on:** August 08, 2016, 05:21:01 pm »

Quote from: Clattypats on August 08, 2016, 02:34:43 pm

sounds horrendous

its dundee so not applicable to the rest of the country

Technicolour_trilby · « **Reply #28 on:** August 08, 2016, 07:38:32 pm »

...or Kirkaldy

bigmike32 · « **Reply #29 on:** August 08, 2016, 07:46:03 pm »

My worst punt has to be with lucy.uk as she doesnt seem to have sex with her punters it was a basically a 70 pound handjob.

CMacFarlanes7s · « **Reply #30 on:** August 08, 2016, 11:28:19 pm »

My worst punt to date was about 3 years ago with Canadian Wendy. I've never been with a Romanian (or maybe I have, because Wendy didnae sound very Canadian to me) but some of the stories I've read on here remind me of the half hour I spent in Wendy's company. I found her aloof, cynical and rude. She got the job done, somehow, but I left almost feeling used. I remember her profile saying something about how this was her last ever tour and, green as I was at the time and taken in by her profile pictures (which, by the way, are largely the same ones she is still using), I took the plunge.

It was only about my third ever punt; if it had been my first it might well have been my last.

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