psycho cunt woke me up one morning with a knife to my throat.
As much as I should feel shocked at this, I had to laugh - sorry
I had a one night stand with a girl I'd known for a while, who was slightly wierd, and who worked in the forensic labs for the police. After having sex with her, I struggled to sleep in the bed with her because I wasn't sure if she'd put a knife through me or take some of my DNA to set me up as the perp on some case.

Of course, I had these concerns before I decided to go back to hers.
Despite all of this, I still tried it on for another shag on another date.
Harley Quinn has some serious hair dye going on - it would take an escort several hours to do it, i reckon.