Do escorts have bladders?!

[suttonporksword]

I have had many girls visit me at my  home some coming from up to 80 miles (usually a reverse booking) and I always make sure the place is clean and tidy and pay particular attention to making sure the bathroom is spotless (I think this shows attention to hygiene more generally). I cant recall any girls using my bathroom at all, and if they  have travelled so far and been with me for at least an hour and have the same journey back you would think nature calls!! Maybe they don't like their clients hearing them pee!!

[lostandfound]

I often punt when away from home and I always make sure I don't need the loo, I always seem to find a pub or something nearby if necessary. Maybe they do the same. At least they're not peeing on your time!

[maxxblue]

They probably visit a toilet in a nearby supermarket or other public toilet before knocking on your door.

[regular_guy]

I've needed the loo on many occasions - as drink lots of water when driving a long time.

But thinking about it - I've never known an escort to use the loo in my presence.

I've definitely gone down on them when they have used the loo and had a pee recently as you can just kind of taste it to start with,  then the natural pussy juices take over.  Maybe i'm a bit perverted but i quite like that. 

maybe they're missing a trick - extra fiver to watch them have a wee 

[water bottle]

Had one take a slash on an out call, sounded like the fucking fire brigade were in the shit house with her as the splashback could be heard clearly. She wiped up and managed to leave a bit of bog roll in her poon. Bizarrely, it was the nicest box  I've ever seen!

[Alvin]

I've only had 1 use the toilet when with me, she is a regular and it has only been once as for a change she was doing an outcall to my hotel.  I had seen her on multiple occasions prior to and have seen her since.  I would say that they do the same as me, find a public loo before hand.  The worst I've used was a McDonalds.

[Spunky34]

I cant recall any girls using my bathroom at all, and if they  have travelled so far and been with me for at least an hour and have the same journey back you would think nature calls!!

I also tend to see people who have travelled some distance - and almost without exception the first thing they want is to use the loo!  Then if you have a quick drink before fun, they need the loo again, and then again before they leave.  We must be seeing very different people.

I have no watersports fetish, I hasten to add!

[OakTree]

They save it for squirting 

[peter purves]

I have had many girls visit me at my  home some coming from up to 80 miles (usually a reverse booking) and I always make sure the place is clean and tidy and pay particular attention to making sure the bathroom is spotless (I think this shows attention to hygiene more generally). I cant recall any girls using my bathroom at all, and if they  have travelled so far and been with me for at least an hour and have the same journey back you would think nature calls!! Maybe they don't like their clients hearing them pee!!

When I used to do outcalls, a very long time ago now. Escorts would always ask for the bathroom, to double-check that they looked  etc

I am surprised that this has not happened to you.

[suttonporksword]

When I used to do outcalls, a very long time ago now. Escorts would always ask for the bathroom, to double-check that they looked  etc

I am surprised that this has not happened to you.

I guess its either my house is such a shithole theres no point in inspecting the pube infested bathroom, Ior more likely and preferable the rest of my house is always clean, tidy and had a ab of air freshener to finish it off just before they arrive...

[peter purves]

I guess its either my house is such a shithole theres no point in inspecting the pube infested bathroom, Ior more likely and preferable the rest of my house is always clean, tidy and had a ab of air freshener to finish it off just before they arrive...

I am sure your home is in tip-top shape I was merely questioning the attitude of the escorts and wanting to look  for their client.