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External Link/Members Only Comms: Text night before, agreed time, AW booking
No reports on here, AW reviews good, her profile says she’s a 19 year old blonde, hazel eyes, size 6, 34B, pictures look hot, vanilla services, £140 per hour.
Venue: A tiny flat in a crappy house with outward signs of disrepair in Inverness Terrace, a road with more working girls than any other segment of society, second floor walk up. Small, hot bedroom, small, average bathroom with shower.
The girl: Well, how the fuck she made the cleavage for her photo is beyond me, she has tiny tits, good round arse, slightly dumpy, more baby fat than sloth and is a major shortarse, just over 5 feet tall. She was dressed in a cheap dressing gown over cheap lingerie, in cheap heels.
Her face is round, could be called pretty on a very generous day, dark hair with some blonde highlights, dark eyes and a mouth full of uneven teeth, apparently the result of being hit by a bus, I kid you not, so looking at her mouth her teeth appear to have been pushed up into her upper jaw, sloping down from left to right at a 10 degree angle, some may find it cute. She says she is 21, about right, born in Sweden, raised in France, looks Romanian to me, whoring over here 5 weeks while doing a day job as a hairdresser. If she is a hairdresser and presents herself this poorly, slightly greasy and badly coloured lets just say that Vidal Sassoon will be turning in his grave.
I stayed because as we all do, I had the horn, figured she was young, a bit innocent and would be tight and deliver on her listed services.
I stripped her and myself, she shyly waited on the bed as I removed my socks, I joined her and discovered that she can’t kiss, so I tried to teach her, with little success, I groped her, she moved in for a sideways on blowjob with the enthusiasm of the country greeting Theresa May as the new Prime Minister, sucking quite hard but only taking the helmet into her mouth with a bit of ball and shaft licking, I maneuvered her to between my legs so I could at least watch this fiasco face on and pushed her to go deeper. She got me hard, I asked for a condom which she put on, lubed up and jumped on in cowgirl, she is fucking tight, it felt pretty good but again, she has no idea what to do, how to vary pace or momentum, so I led and fucked her pretty hard to the point that I was ready to go.
I whipped of the rubber, got her on her back and straddled her, she looked up pleadingly at me and put her hands under her chin in protection as the first spurt hit her chest, I emptied and went to clean up.
We chatted a while then, determined to go for a second pop got her to blow me some more in her amateurish way she managed to get me hard and covered up, I fucked her in missionary, hard and deep, legs over my shoulders for a while, then into boring doggy as I banged away while she lay there.
I gritted my teeth, determined to shoot again and get at least as many shots on target as England had in the Euros.
I put her on her knees next to the veneer fronted wardrobe which reflected my cock going in and out of her mouth as I took her hand way and managed to get an extra inch into her mouth as I dreamt she was hot and willing, then I pushed her head to my bollocks and told her to suck and lick, she did and I looked at the reflection, her arse from over her shoulder, her erect nipples and tiny tits and with dogged determination managed to shoot my muck over her chest, luckily I started shooting before she reached for a wet wipe to hold in cupped hands in case any spunk hit the carpet, unfortunately, despite my best efforts, it all hit her chest, tits and belly.
I was down the stairs 50 minutes after walking through the door, my choice.
Gotta say I hope she is an outstanding hairdresser because a good hooker she ain’t.
I trudged back to the car in the rain, the cheap coconut smell of Dove offending my nostrils, reflecting on a remarkably consistent week, a hat trick of shit punts, each progressively worse than the last: what a fucking game this is!
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