External Link/Members OnlyDon't know where to start with this one,I had wanted to see Evelyn for some time based on the good reviews particularly of reviewers I respect like Mendra but this was without doubt one of my worst ever punts.The booking was for one hour at £130
Communications were okay beforehand and via text,I arrived at the venue near Russell Square a few minutes early and called Evelyn.For some reason she didn't confirm the street adress until a minute before so after finding the place and then the flat I was a few minutes late.
Upon arrival I was disappointed, she bears only a mild resemblance to those photos, heavier set with olive skin;facially I would rate her a six while her body is not representative of those pictures.
It wasn't enough to make her unattractive but I had expected more.Her mood was nice though so I hoped service would compensate.
I had a quick shower and returned to the room,after a bit of cuddling standing up it was into owo.This was poor and shallow, she could barely take me beyond the bellend
After a few minutes of this with me standing up I was getting kind of bored, I didn't fancy doing ro or dfk (doubt it was on offer as her fk was shit )
I got comfortable on the bed and asked her to bring me off in her mouth which she did.After cummimg and handing me a wetwipe it was small talk time which I am sure would have gone on for the whole time if left to her.
I asked to fuck and after rubbering up she climbed on top,fuck knows what the problem was but this wasn't great as her legs were in some weird position making it hard to penetrate.
I suggested doggie and that was decent for a while until she stopped saying it wasn't comfortable. She then without asking whipped off the condom and started to try and make me cum again.
I didn't feel ready to and the whole thing was shit, rushed and unresponsive.At that moment I looked down at my watch and saw we were just over 30 minutes in.I asked her if she agreed we should stop there and change the punt to a 30 minute one and I would get my £40back.
Firstly at this point she pretended not to understand English and then after that failed she kept asking me what was wrong.
I calmly got dressed and told her that her service was poor and it was better all round to cut things short. I also reiterated that I wouldn't be leaving without my £40. Reluctantly she handed over the cash and I left.
Even today a few days later I am at a loss as to how bad this punt was,part of me even thinks I may have seen an imposter!To illustrate how bad it was it is the only time I have punted, left the building and booked another punt right away.
Unfortunately the second punt was also shit making this my punting day from hell!
Topic: Evelyn Manson - rubbish (punting day from hell part 1 of 2) (Read 1072 times)
