Busty Mature Lady - Cheltenham

[Savage]

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This is my first review so be gentle..

Cost: £100 for 30 minutes

The Highs
Good comms, good availability, plenty of parking (free)

Everything else
I text at short notice (the advert says to call 30 mins before the meeting time) and received a swift reply.
Address given so I headed over to Cheltenham.

I text to say I've arrived and get a quick response, happy days.

The lady came to the door in a white bath robe, ushered me in and up to the bedroom. I was asked "how long would you like to stay" and I decided on an hour. At that point I was told "I have a proposition for you, I have a friend in the next room and she will join us for 30 minutes for the same price as an hour with me".

I thought about it and decided "what the heck, OK".. I admit I SHOULD have at least asked to see the other lady as if I had, then I'd have stuck with "Busty".

I was offered (and took) a shower and came back to the bedroom to meet the two ladies.

Let me start with "Busty"
She's mid fifties (not forties), short white/blonde hair, fantastic boobs and a slim size 10.
Lady number 2
I've never been a fan of larger ladies, I'd guess she was a size 18 or larger. Not "ugly" but really not my type at all. Big belly, saggy boobs

Onto the bed and the larger lady started with OWO, to be fair to her she was OK at it, "Busty" started making those sill fake "mmmmmm, awwwwww" noises (does nothing for me) and rubbed my leg in a half-arsed way.

Now, I ran my hands up Busty's legs and...... well, if you like hairy legs you're away! Personally I don't so that didn't help.

The ladies swapped over, chatting to one another as they went, Busty's OWO was "OK" too, not great, not awful.. Then on witht he condom and Busty pulled her pants aside and hopped on for cowgirl.

After 2-3 minutes she suggested we swap and that I have her friend missionary style. Quick (clumsy) condom swap and then 5 minutes of that with Busty trying to make me go faster/harder by shoving me forward on the down stroke.

i asked to swap back to doggy with Busty, so another condom swap and off we go, but the other lady then looked bored and just kinda sat there putting me off, so things didn't go well..

I asked for more OWO but was told I could have a handjob.... And it wasn't a particularly good one...by the fat lass..

Long story short, i ended up finishing myself off, got dressed and left, £100 lighter and 26 mins later..

I think i have had worse punts, but not many...

[Turtle Z]

Jesus that sounds fucking terrible. Exactly the same thing happened to me around 12 years ago. I was offered a threesome and said yes without checking out the goods. In walked that fattest woman I've ever been naked with. I couldn't bring myself to have sex with her, she was horrible and even having her wank me off caused me to go flaccid. I'd been wavering on Busty though after one reviewer recently said she fucks like an "Olympian" but from your description it sounds more as though she fucks like an indolent Romanian.

[Turtle Z]

I noticed the last but one comment on her AW profile...

Neutral   radman68 (1)   13/06/2016 14:39   Seeking Services
    Didn't find her at all attractive so I walked

[Cheltonian]

Jesus that sounds fucking terrible. Exactly the same thing happened to me around 12 years ago. I was offered a threesome and said yes without checking out the goods. In walked that fattest woman I've ever been naked with. I couldn't bring myself to have sex with her, she was horrible and even having her wank me off caused me to go flaccid. I'd been wavering on Busty though after one reviewer recently said she fucks like an "Olympian" but from your description it sounds more as though she fucks like an indolent Romanian.

Definately sounds like the same person Turtle, but blimey my punt was nothing like that with her but then there was just her and not the other one. Sorry to read about this Savage.

[Savage]

I partly blame myself for the rookie mistake of not seeing the other lady first...  But to be honest I'm still struggling to get over the feel of  Busty's hairy,  stubbly legs.. 😕

[Cheltonian]

I partly blame myself for the rookie mistake of not seeing the other lady first...  But to be honest I'm still struggling to get over the feel of  Busty's hairy,  stubbly legs.. 😕

I must have visited her on a shave day... 

[mrcheerful]

I partly blame myself for the rookie mistake of not seeing the other lady first...  But to be honest I'm still struggling to get over the feel of  Busty's hairy,  stubbly legs.. 😕

Apart from the unfortunate hairy legs was she hot? I mean facially? She looks like she has a decent body!!

[Savage]

Apart from the unfortunate hairy legs was she hot? I mean facially? She looks like she has a decent body!!

Hot? No, not in the traditional sense... Her body was very nice for a woman of her age. Her breasts are very impressive, but she has no arse to speak of, her face..has character.... She's by no means ugly but neither is she pretty...