Here's a wee review of some Munich experiences for the benefit of other sex-starved bundes-travellers.
I visited three places: 2 Laufhäuser and one FKK, mid-August 2016. I'm not reviewing specific girls as its not worth it. This is more to share experience and impart some intelligence for brit-punters abroad. First off, my knowledge of German and Germany is passable but English only speakers should get on ok as long as you behave as a grown up.
Leierkasten Laufhaus, Ingolstädter Str. 38 (U2 Frankfurter Ring)
Rocked up mid afternoon; east to get to on the U2 U-Bahn, and short walk. Unmissable venue, very modern and tidy. Walked in to not many girls outside their rooms; these places liven up in the evenings. Mainly Roms, Hungarians and a Spanish, all wanting €60 for muschi lecken (RO), anfassen (touching), blasen mit gummi (OW), and ficken mit stellen wechseln (Sex various positions). This has to be in 30 minutes. Note it all ends when you cum. I always teasingly ask for FK which I know most will not. You'll often get lectured that you should do this with your wife. FFS. As in UK its hit and miss with these, but generally you'll get 20 minutes and pre-Brexit the price was OK. Now I asked the spanish girl (she said) for FK, a cute blond, size 12 and amazingly she said yes. She was OK too, RO, fuck, and I got 25 minutes. This LH is clean and efficient; go with cash since their cash point (there is always one) is in full view of the road. Can't comment further on the quality of the girls but the half dozen I saw were all pretty fit, slim and in their 20s.
Hansastrasse 9 Laufhaus(U4 U5 S7 München Heimeranplatz)
Late afternoon visit. Short walk from U-Bahn/S-Bahn Heimeranplatz. This place is more of a dump than the first; not a new build. The worst is the girls do not sit outside their doors. Each door seems to be a flat with 2 or 3 girls, and their picutres are plastered on the wall outside, and each has a door bell. I rang a couple and got an answer - didn't like her, rang the next, nice slim Rom offered FK, I'm in. However she had breath like a badgers arse, so I satisfied myself with a pump and dump for €50. She was well cute though. Just about VFM
Sunshine FKK Sauna-Club Ludwigshafener Straße 1 (U4 U5 Westendstraße)
This place is very near the above laufhaus. I rocked up about 4pm and intended to make an evening of it. Very friendly receptionist doubling up as bar lady; I paid €55 entrance and went to disrobe and robe-up in the obligatory white dressing gown. Good secure lockers showers etc. I entered the fray and a dour but slim and pretty EE offered to show be round which she did describing everything in passable English. There's food, free soft drinks, sauna (out of order), whirlpool (I think). There were about 12 girls on, again mostly your dusky slim Romanian types, blond Hungarians but also a hot looking Jamaican, and not many punters yet. The girl showing you round expects a first bite of your cherry but I'm wise to this and I edge her away (loo trip), since its best to get a feel for the place, get a drink, wander then sit somewhere and enjoy the view. Once sitting one or two girls will approach you, but others do not. It was a bit 'cold' in that regard. So I went hunting.
I caught the Jamaican eating (pizza); she was lovely and slim. I told her what I wanted and she was a wise one; she said ahh you're after real GFE sex. I'm like yup. So teeth brushed, mouth wash (all provided) and I'm up in the room parting with €120 for a promise of 60 minutes. Some good sex, DFK, OWO, RO later I'm sated, but think I got about 50 minutes. Not bad though; on AW she'd be a premium girls charging £160, and I've been after a new black experience for a while so box ticked.
Now the great thing about FKK is you take your time. I shower, then relax in the cinema whilst a dude licked out a wee blond girl. Then watch some footie in the lounge as I eye up three naked hot Romanians round a table chatting, with whom I later enjoy some banter and bit of a cock feel reciprocated with pantie grope. Then some pizza, and I'm ready for round 2. So I was looking for something cheaper now as €120 was a good chunk of the budget! A blond hungarian with a hair style and cute features, size 6, was my target. Knowing glances exchanged, she's grabbing me by the hand and leading me to the cinema. She teased me until I agreed to part with cash - now that's a tip, you can get a lot of fun this way, but beware - it you decide not to go with her and you've extracted a lot of freebie fun bad vibes ensue and you can get labeled a tight wad, an analysis which is shared. Well after the slap and tickle I did pay €60, and got some RO, OW, and fucking doggy then mish. 20 minutes in she's uptight about the half hour ending. My view its not worth fighting this, stay relaxed, say I know babe, I'm about ready to fuck you.
After this I relax whilst a dude enters draped in two slim hot chicks, a bottle of champers and three glasses. I satisfy some voyeristic tendencies - watching only the cinema film of course, obviously! I wondered what that cost him. Shower again and time to go home. "What", you say, "done already". Well no, I'm nipping back to the hotel to perform domestic duties - phone calls etc, then coming back. Most FKKs let you come and go with the same entrance fee. So off I pop, three hours good rest and I'm back recharged looking for round 3.
I'd already identified her as a friend of my number 2, but even slimmer, and dusky looking. My dream girl was nowhere to be found but the range of girls had increased and an ersatz was easily located. She signaled to come to her! I'm like no, follow me babe, and I lead the way to the cinema again, she comes running after. I know, power perve. I play hard to get, still hoping my first identified would reappear, but she comes on heavy. She's up close, telling me all the things she's going to do, and eventually has my cock in her hand and I'm injoying it immensely. Finally cutting to the chase, she's after €160 for an hour, no extras, including bum play, and finishing with a nice massage. I'm thinking no way - take it from me, you'd never get the hour. So I string her along for ages to the point where she's beginning to think I'm taking the piss. So I explain I could not do this, but she can have €60 if, without any further ado, she went down on me right now. She was all aghast, no way, €90 minimum at first, but realised nothing else would be forthcoming, and, she'd invested so much time already (one reason why I was not going out for any more than a BJ). So she's giving me a nice BJ, and I have to say she was one of the prettiest faces I've ever had the pleasure of introducing my cock to. Then without warning I'm spurting, she's jumping back and then spitting a drop or two out on my balls. She's cross: why did you not warn me. I'm like you were too good and I thought you'd pull back. Then she's demanding an extra €40. No way, I stick to my guns, saying that nothing was agreed (she never even said it wasn't CIM). We parted on bad terms. On reflection she should have been clear, but so should I. It doesn't do creating bad vibes, but in this case it was my last. I say that, but I did find my intended number 3. We berated each other for not meeting up. I offered my last €30 cash for a lie down in the cinema for a 15 minute fondle and grope but she was having none of that price!
So all in all I'm €300 lighter, with 3 very hot girls enjoyed, and about 6-7 hours in a sleezy sex filled environment. Got to be done!
Summary
So that's it. I've done a few Laufhäuser in the distant past, and these do not change - useful pump and dumps but you work up a good sexual energy walking around them, and you can usually find a decent looking girl. But don't expect GFE or much longer than 20 minutes. This was my second visit to an FKK, the last being a good 4 years ago, and my confidence and understanding of this scene has increased partly due to other posts here - hence the return favour. I hope these experiences are useful for others who want to visit the sex-mecca that is most German cities, and particularly want to try the FKK scene. I'd defintely go again, it's so perfect for male sluts.
