Met Holly a month ago in Birmingham, was on my HL for a while, really fancied the big fake tits, tall and slim, tats were a turn on as well. Reckoned this would be a cracking PSE. Definitely what I was hoping for.
Most reviews I have wrote are positive, but as a follower of this site, punters must help each other's out, and save our well earned cash for good service.
External Link/Members OnlyComms: Was in brum so checked my HL, Holly had been there for a while, and wanted a real filthy, pse. Rang lunchtime.. no answer followed by txt. Got txt respinse 10mins later, arranged for later in afternoon, location confirmed. Got to area 10 mins before, rang no answer... txt again, txt response on hour of booking , running late can I wait 10mins. Waited for 20 then txt again, eventually got confirmation 30 mins after allotted time. So off I trot. Lesson 1: if they keep you waiting there not organised, not into it that day. Should have walked
Loc: Cheapside, Birmingham, parking straight outside, parked 100yds up road. Small pokey 1 bed flat, with room and bathroom. Flat looked total dissarray, crammed with crap. Lesson 2 if that's how flat is, don't expect a good session,
Appearance: Now this is what I expected. Tall brunette, definitely wig. Slim 8/10 sexy lingerie and stockings, massive pair of bolt one held in that bra. Just as her pictures. Fuck me started to get boner.
Punt: Start to discuss and she says she is rushed today, can only do 30mins, so state booked an hour and had to wait 30mins, eventually agreed on the hour. Her "I will blow your mind, and promise you'll be spent after 30 mins". So this is where the downside started. Lesson 3 should have walked then
Love DFK to start, was FK only. Got my hands all over that cracking body, well tanned (so I thought) hands unbuttoning me a getting my cock out, and hurriedly trying to get me hard. Straight down for OWO, lots of sucking the head, licking shaft and slapping it on her cheeks. I ask her to DT and spit all over my cock, spit going but hardly taking it deep, this is shit so hold back of her head fake wig and try to get her to go deeper. It's not happening.
So reach over and unclip bra to get those big puppies out, ask for a tit wank, which she does, my was it crap. Lie on the bed, and she stands up. The tan is fake, bits missing all over, patchy as fuck. Her tits also, what a shit boob job, there big, but are they crap. More owo and she starts wanking me off ( obviously we didn't click and she wants this done, trying to get it done in her 30 mins) way too vigorously. Slow down I request, she says lets fuck then.
Give it me up the Arse you dirty fucker, oh yeh. She's kneeling on the bed, me standing, cock buried balls deep, lots of vocal fuck me good, fuck my hard you dirty bastard. Pump her hard for 10mins, lots of fake moans. Pull my cock out, it's covered in shit, certainly a woman can douche if she's offering this service. Puts me off a bit, but us blokes will keep going till were satisfied.
Then to mish, her legs spread wide, high in the air, over her head, pump hard. Her moans are putting me off, so fake. She's dirty talk by now is so fake (well suppose that's what you get asking for pse) really pissing me off. So request she finishes me off with more owo.
Her blowjobs are crap IMHO. So get her to suck on my balls while I wank, having to bring myself off.
Finished after 40mins, and to her credit gave me £50 back. Nice touch.
So summary, if you like dirty looking girls with big fake tits and loads of tats, go for it. But boob job is bloody awful. IMHO she offers pse but doesn't deliver.
If your head says walk, walk, don't let your cock take over.
I see that her location has now changed to Sheffield, also thought saw her pics (tats airbrushed off) on an agency site, while was looking for next punt.
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