https://www.adultwork.com/7087869
Was debating whether this should be a negative or not.
Couldnt find any info on here but took the plunge which was a misstake.
Arranged by text well known place in ilkeston. As soon as she opened the door I thought this isnt going to be what i hooed. Nothing wrong with her just not my type.
Stripped off asked if i wanted kissing said yes so she went to use mouthwash came back in and smell of mouthwash amd cigarettes which isnt a great combination. Gave up pretty quick on kissing. She starts with some owo. Was ok but certainly wasnt what i was expecting from the profile.
Seemed very structured sex her on top then doggy.  Wanted to cum in her mouth but the technique wasnt doing anything for me so i took over and finished myself off and she took the lot. Paid £90 for 30 mins. Wont go back as theres a lady in ilkeston who offers a much superior service for a similar price. Over all a disappointing meet

http://www.massage-northampton.co.uk/index.php/our-stars/stacey

Location: Massage Northampton - Late March 24
Duration: 1 Hour
Paid: £120
Services: OWO/RO/ Receives Rimming/ Fingering/ Light Massage / Attempted Penetration
Comms: Walk In

Reviewed before by others and I would agree with a positive.
True seasoned professional with the right approach and attitude. Conversation at the right level - no cross examination.
Cute outfit influenced my choice. Shaved and 100% clean and wholesome - often a rarity!
My medication is preventing penetration at the moment sadly but the other services were 100%.
Older than the pictures as is usual. Bolt ons nice and firm for me but scarring may put some off. Trim figure - looks after herself.

Walking in can be daunting to the self-consious. Rooms and facilities good. Parking up the road is free and long time limit - 2mins away by the "racecourse".

Would I return? Yes

https://www.adultwork.com/4537398 or https://www.adultwork.com/+Laura+Busty+Party

I had been let down by the Thais on West Parade, who sent me to the wrong door number and then got pissy about it so I immediately cancelled and looked elsewhere for a punt. Saw "Laura" was available, and having had good times with the Latinas, I thought I'd give it a go. Bad decision.

Agreement
£80 for 30 mins (absolute rip off)

Comms
I rang the number and a friendly young woman answered. I was sent the address and told them I'd be there in ten minutes and got a quick reply saying that was fine.

Location
Right on steep hill.

The girl
I was expecting a young, lithe Latina. What opened the door was a mature, obese black woman.

The meet
I was already committed by this point so couldn't be bothered to walk. Was already knackered from walking up steep hill and manoeuvring round the tourists who have a habit of standing in the middle of the path, forcing you to alter trajectory on your uphill ascent.

She tried getting me to go for extras (OWO and CIM) but I obviously declined.

Lots of kissing, tongues included. Got a strange smell - musky, like old carpet. Was it the hair? No idea but it was awful.

Condom applied to a half-erect penis but she soon had me hard with some decent technique. If she wasn't good at oral, I'd have crashed and burned at this point as I was not feeling it at all.

The mission had become to hold on for twenty minutes or so to get at least some of my money's worth and then get out of there.

Spent the whole punt in missionary. She's flexible for a big gal and could put her legs on my shoulders no problem. I was leaning in for some kissing and she did not rush me for the first twenty minutes or so. I knew I'd kick myself later if I allowed the meet to descend into a glorified quickie, so I held out and got through about twenty minutes or so of this. Eventually she gave me the "Your time is nearly up" warning and I finished wanking myself off. I was aiming for her tits but managed to fire a load into her face and high up in her hair, which she laughed off.

Got out of there as fast as I could. I could still smell the musky scent on my hands as I was eating the ice cream and the smell has lingered even after a shower and washing my hands multiple times. Yuck.

Went to treat myself to an ice cream at the shop a few doors down and it was £4.85!

Summary
Bait and switch. Don't bother.

Saw EnglishMissMicha last week. She has a AW profile here.
Booked a half hour incall. Comms were organised and meet was easily arranged.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=4289071

Meet arranged via txt, address in Nottingham outskirts was a bit hard to find but she rang me and guided me to the door. Paid 120 for half an hour.
First impression was a little negative - she seemed to have a bit more weight than on profile photos, and house smelt a bit. I jumped in the shower to freshen up before getting down to action in the bedroom.
This is when I discovered she has a really positive attitude and is very enthusiastic. Lots of DFK, touching, and she gave an amazing BJ. Finished with sex in cowgirl, she has a nice tight pussy too. Really enthusiastic throughout and we ended up running over by at least 10 minutes.
Overall a strong positive.

https://www.adultwork.com/7370571

Background: I know, I know! Went back to a red card. Was a risk, but well. She had other greens so thought "fuck it!"
Price: £90 (above my personal pay grade - especially with OW) but caught me on a good day
Duration: 30 minutes
Service: Kissing (light), mutual fondling, OW, RO with fingering, Sex (Mish & Doggy)
Location: Flat in Arnold area not far from Sainsburys
Comms: Easy by text. Responds on another number. No problems. Articulate and pleasant on phone.

Girl: As per previous reviews. Friendly and welcoming. Probably north of stated age (I am guessing 45+) but great little bod - nicely slim with small perky tits and grass on the wicket - which was unusual but totally fine. Facial attractiveness is always subjective and totally fine for me. Gushing apologies about the mix up previously, so happy to confirm looks like a one-off and I was clearly (and rightly) grumpy having made the wasted journey.

Meeting: Into the warm adequate gaff and shown to bedroom. Having returned from stashing the dollar, Suzie pretty much binned her clothes apart from stockings. I was down to underwear already. Lay on the bed fondling and light kissing. We explored each others bodies, then I gave her RO for a while. Nice tasting and responded well. Allowed a finger and was moistening up. I was hard by this time, and she helped bring this along with some gentle caressing. On with condom for OW. As far as OW goes, not bad at all. Slow and sensual. Time was moving on so we had sex in missionary and doggie before I filled the bag.

Quick clean up, dressed, bit of chit-chat and out the door. Decent vanilla punt. I cannot say I will go regularly at £90 (limited kissing and OW) but I enjoyed myself.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=5324101

After taking a long break over Christmas, I made a trip to Leicester in early February and looked for a safe recommended lady. Cassy fit the bill so I texted and easily obtained the address and arranged for half hour.

Location: A side road on a major road into the city centre, plenty of street parking, the area is very busy but nobody watching. Door is discreet up some iron steps.

The Lady: Cassy is a good looking girl for her age, slim and pleasant enough, chatty with long dark hair. I relaxed right away. I think 58 is the right age, the only negative for me was the DD hard bolt on boobs. I know some guys are okay with this but I love playing with soft boobs even if small. Hard boobs do nothing for me. But overall a good body on her.

The Action: Most services were generally on offer, I am a bit vanilla so basically fingering, oral on her, excellent oral without on me, sex in doggy and missionary. I didn’t ask for French kissing which is probably my fault, but a good snog would have pushed this into a stronger positive and I wonder why so many girls don’t seem to understand this from an “encouraging a returning client” perspective, oh well it was discretionary so tra la la.

I cleaned up, got dressed and was out bang on time.

Positives: Knows the business, does the business, accurate profile

Negatives: Bolt on boobs, no real passion aka kissing.

Return: If in the area and available, why not.

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Profile:
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/derby-de23/-yumi--best-asian-massage---escort--coventry-centre--/315806448

Remember the profile pictures are of some random model and not the woman behind the profile

Location and services:
Location was bit difficult to locate as the flat has an entrance from the back door and the neighbours are having full house/ shop renovation. Its on the right side while you enter through the common entrance lane and there was this white door after taking the metal stairs up. I parked outside some chicken shop/ FUMEE shop for parking which was 3mins walking from the house/flat.

It was £60 for all services (with actual GFE/ kissing) for 30 mins + £10 for OWO (was initially quoted £20). The woman is a MILF sort in her mid-thirties and have hairy vagina (which I was finding pretty sexy TBH). Her boobs weren't saggy but perfect size and were super soft and felt amazing to hold onto.

Meeting:
Its certainly not the girl who responded on the phone call as the woman who offered services doesn't speak English at all but honestly I didn't feel any need as the meeting went smoothly with our bodies talking and everything naturally flowing. The moment I entered, she took me to this big studio room with dim red coloured light and I switched on the main light to actually see the woman during the meeting. She was fine with it and just carried on.

Before sorting the paperwork, I wanted to ask if kissing was on the offer but I guess she didn't understand that I was simply asking and initiated a deep hot kiss straight away. I was satisfied and gave her £70 (after conveying that I would want an uncovered BJ) and then we both stripped in no time. It started with more kissing and tongue action. I enjoyed it and after 5mins she started with fantastic OWO (after wiping my dick with foam soap/ wet tissues which was fair) that continued for 10 mins nearly and I had to stop her at the moment I was nearly about to shoot. Balls licking felt amazing as well as her moves for licking the shaft sideways too. I recorded the blowjob (without her being visible) for own pleasure and she was okay with it. She was also french kissing in between the OWO.

Then came out dotted condom pack from the drawer and I asked if I can have the pleasure of some oral on her and she cleaned herself with a wet tissue and honestly, she tasted fresh and found the hairy vagina sexy. I licked it all the way through to the sides, basically all the way across where she had pubes. Then came on condom after another 5/7mins and started with missionary, then doggy before switching to her flat on her stomach with legs straight and pounding her from in-between her ass. Then moved again to missionary and carried on for another few minutes. Finally, before I was about to cum, I took a pause giving her excuse of being tired as was loving her energy and wanted to stay for few more minutes. She then told me that she will be happy in making me cum with a handjob instead. I asked if I can have more blowjob and she happily agreed and gave me a quick clean before another round of awesome blowjob.

She then switched to giving more kissing and handjob which made me cum finally as couldn't resist anymore. Passed me dry and wet tissues to clean, and also asked if I want to cum again for the second time. I had to politely decline as was in a rush to leave and guessed it might have been at extra cost anyways but this was the first time I was ever asked for a second time in a 30mins meet as usually any women would just ignore your presence after the deed. She instead kissed me more before I started to dress myself and I was already 35mins in the meet and she didn't look at the clock at all.

Overall, the meeting was absolute VFM and 10/10 for her energy during the meet despite no english. She also used the translator app for few things before, during and after the meeting.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/westcotes-le3/new-blond--now-in-your-town--real-photo-/322203176

Phone number: 07506788208

£40 - 15 mins

LE3 - the usual place of Tudor rd.

My plan A didn’t work out so as I was in the area I texted Nina to see if she is available. She messaged straight back but I wish she didn’t.

Got there, she makes me wait outside for a while. Then was let in and the usual shoes downstairs as I followed her upstairs while she was wearing them denim shorts(does she not have any other clothes, I’m sure I saw the same ones more than a year ago but whatever).

Money sorted and it’s straight to business. She was very quiet in the beginning. Them 2.0 tits are decent, but a little too firm maybe, but very nice rock hard nipples. Blowie was good, slow and sensual.

Then she climbs on top and rides me for a good 3 minutes or so before she gets tired and tells me to come on top. Bear in mind she only goes half way down my dick most of the time, I try to get her to go deeper. I could tell that she is just going through the motions. What a shame. Boring as fuck. But oh no, it gets worse. Instead of me coming on top I say let’s do doggy instead. The lying and excuses start coming out now. She can’t do that. She had an operation, yeah no shit Sherlock I can see that as you have a big scar across your tummy that looks exactly like a caesarean scar. She said she ate too much and had liposuction, I was about to laugh. lol. Give me a break. There is barely any meet on her as it is. She ate too much - hahahaha

Anyways. I pulled her towards the end of the bed with me standing. But she didn’t like that either. In fact I’m not aloud to hold or touch her thighs at all. What the fuck is this bollocks. Have I missed the sign “Handle with Care”

Moved on to the bed with me on top and finished inside her a few mins later while watching her disinterested face the whole time. What a joke.

I told her she shouldn’t be working at all. Her response was come back to see her in 2-3 months time when she is properly healed then she can do doggy etc. Fuck that. No chance in hell.

Just wasted £40 on this rubbish.

Avoid.

Overall: 2/10

Picture from the ad:

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https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/westcotes-le3/-new-in-town---outcall-only--/325427565

Phone number: 07708747452

£40 - 15 mins

LE3 - near Iceland supermarket on Narborough rd.

Comms were good, she uses iMessage. Got there and she is working out of a small Hotel. She opens the door and it’s a slim, size 4 brunette. Quite tall. Has few tattoos. Didn’t want to take her top off as she has no tits. I was about to walk but decided to stay. A bit of a damp smell lingering around her clothes and in the room.

Money handed over. I lay down, she starts with a very toothy blowjob. Once I had enough of feeling her teeth on my cock I suggested mish on the side of the bed, but she refused claiming she can’t do that position because she has spine problems.

So doggy it was and the girl is tight being so small and all. I put it in her slowly, she hold her hand to restrict it. Told her to remove it which she did. After about 2 mins of shagging, a very alarming odour appeared. I was thinking WTF is that, is it coming out of her arsehole? But no, she was bleeding literally. I stopped and the blood was so intense it flowed down my cock to my belly.

Fuck me. This is next level even for me. She apologised. She said she didn’t know so she jumped into the bathroom and had a quick wash and wipe. She handed me some wipes and cleaned me cock and yes, we continued. I finished in doggy a few mins later. I asked for the shower afterwards which she didn’t mind. She kept saying sorry and was very apologetic.

She seemed like a nice girl, but she simply shouldn’t be working.

Overall: 1/10

Picture from the ad:

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https://www.adultwork.com/4448265

Also on VS - https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/leicester-le1/selena----incall---outcall---party---/326292722

Phone number: 07393723347

£40(50 on AW) - 15 mins

LE2 - a well known whorehouse just opposite the takeaway near LRI. Been here multiple times.

Comms were straightforward. It’s the girl in the pictures. Age is about right, mid 30’s.

Once outside, I texted her and she belled me back. Confirmed services before handing over my cash and everything was cushty apart from RO. She has a decent body actually, a bit bigger than I usually go for, size 8-10. Great tits. Didn’t mind me sucking and licking them. This was probably the best part. Has a scar on of her tits, told me she had a lump removed recently.

Blowie was decent, slow and with some variation. Followed with mish on the edge of the bed with me standing and then doggy where I finished. Didn’t mind light spanking or deep and hard strokes. However she used way too much lube, it killed most of the sensation.

Another downer was that the room was way too dark. In the middle of sucking me I kindly asked whether I could turn the light on, but she refused.

PS: she looked bored as hell throughout the meet, I queried this, she claimed she was hungry.

Can’t recommend.

Overall: 3/10

https://www.adultwork.com/7035032

Price:
£120 for 30 minutes + £20 extra for OWO

When:
March 2024

Location:
A flat in Nottingham city centre. It's not one I've frequented before, but it was perfectly safe, albeit in a location that's not very discrete, especially on a weekend evening.

Communication:
There were no issues here; prompt and friendly messages and the meeting was arranged within 30 minutes. However, she also asked for a £30 deposit — ordinarily, I would have never paid as a request for a deposit is closely correlated to the lady being a scam artist. But, on this occasion, I did pay the £30 and only because it was a TOFTT. Since I committed to TOFTT, I felt obliged to continue, even if the outcome was only to report that the lady had relieved me of my cash. To my surprise, it wasn't a scam, but I do wish it had been.

The girl:
There is not a single photograph on her profile that resembles her. I was expecting a fit, toned, beautiful girl, but the person who greeted me was slim (with a small, flabby tummy), not toned, and only attractive in a girl-next-door kind of way. I wouldn't have paid her a second glance had I seen her on the street. That said, she wasn't wearing any make-up and had quite a few spots. In other words, this was purely false advertising. The photos may have been her in the distant past, but a healthy diet of Greggs and Pot Noodles has changed her for the worse.

The meet:
Mia was perfectly lovely, polite, and genuinely came across as quite sweet. There were no issues with her personality or temperament. And the only person clock watching was me as I wanted to get the f*ck out of there since she opened the door. But I persisted. I spent a little while talking to her, but struggled to get erect. There was close to zero attraction. She stripped to her underwear and gave me a blowjob, but it was quite toothy and uncomfortable. I then went down on her — she has a perfectly neat snatch and, thankfully, no smell — but it still didn't do much for me. In the end, I feigned a headache and left around 20 minutes after I arrived.

If I had to provide one positive, it would be that she has delightful, natural pear-shaped breasts.

Overall:
2/10. Would I return? No.

This was my second TOFTT, and I felt like Christopher Columbus voyaging across the Atlantic Ocean in search of new land. But instead of finding a beautiful island, I would say my ship got attacked by pirates. A poor anology,  but you understand what I mean.

My first TOFTT was in February with 'lola-mae2022'. I haven't got around to reviewing yet, but she was a Neutral.

www.adultwork.com/6905190

Luna is petite even by Thai standards, at barely 5', and perfectly proportioned, shapely and womanly with nicely enhanced tits, and not an ounce of excess fat. Facially attractive, albeit wearing plenty of make-up, age early thirties, perhaps, nowhere near a Milf but a woman rather than a girl, if you know what I mean, and a highly desirable one at that.

The only ink on her is a relatively small tatt on her lower stomach, the kind often used to disguise any c-section scarring. If that was it's purpose it works, because I couldn't see any signs of post maternal wear and tear, and I'm quite squeamish about that kind of thing. I didn't see any tell-tale scars from her boob-job either, and other guys have, so perhaps others look harder than I do.

Some other reviewers found her unresponsive and standoffish, but I didn't think that at all; she doesn't have the playful sense of theatre that some other girls do, but I felt she just quietly, but pleasantly, went about her business. I wondered if she might be one of the bossy ones, but far from it, she couldn't have been more compliant, and was perfectly happy to let me set the agenda.

So the punt followed my favoured routine, warming up with her wriggling about on my lap before decanting to the bed for RO from front and rear and some covered oral, before we switched to 69, at her suggestion. Then on to the main event and a session of full throttle heels-to-heaven before she rode me to the finish in cowgirl, which I was delighted about, because it happens so rarely these days. There wasn't much cleaning up for her to do, as I'd finished in the bag, and her English isn't great, so there wasn't much post-coital chat, and I was quite happily done and dusted and on my way with 5 or 10 minutes left on the clock, without having been rushed one bit. Perfect!

This was in the familiar place through the little alleyway, and for half an hour I paid £80. I believe this was her first visit to the E Mids region, and she's a welcome addition to the circuit.

Zara - Club Classique, Loughborough
£90 for 30 minutes

https://clubclassique.co.uk/masseuse/zara

I've never actually visited Club Classique before, as Loughborough is a bit out of my way. I saw their girl Ellie ages ago when she briefly worked in Nottingham, and was rather enamoured with her. I really wanted to see her again, and since she never came back to Nottingham, I kept meaning to pop over to Loughborough to see her, but somehow it never quite happened.

The fates aligned for me this week though, as when I was checking the website to see when Ellie was working, I noticed a new girl named Zara had popped up. She was supposedly Indian and 21 years old, with pictures that (while somewhat vague and soft-focused) could tempt the fucking pope. Genuine young Indian escorts are like gold dust, so I naturally assumed it was far too good to be true, but I was tempted enough to want to find out. When a reason for me to be out Loughborough way just happened to pop up I figured this must be fate, and it would be madness not to drop £60 to see if this girl was as good as she looked. A brief phone call later and I was all booked in for a time that coincided perfectly with my visit to the town.

The Location
I could tell on turning up that this was a classier establishment than I'm used to. The rooms all had good sized beds and looked clean and well-maintained, clean towels were provided for showering, and every effort was made to keep you apart from any other visitors. Zara was running a little late for my booked time, but I wasn't in any rush, so I just took a leisurely shower and waited for her to turn up.

The Girl
Jesus fucking Christ. You know how you turn up to a punt with an ideal girl in your head, from the vague description and pictures, and you always hope it'll be her, and sometimes it's pretty damn close, and sometimes it's some fucking munter and you walk, and usually it's just something in between and you make the best of it? Well this time it was every bit her, but better.

Zara walked into the room looking shy and a little unsure of herself, all 5 foot or so of her, with the perfect figure - very slim, but curvy in all the right places, with beautiful soft brown skin. The pictures are 100% her, although they're soft-focused enough that they don't give much away. Her C-cup tits were just a good handful, but looked pretty big in comparison to her slim frame. The quoted age of 21 on the website seemed perfectly believable, in fact I wouldn't have been surprised if she were younger.

For all the world, she looked like the kind of student girl you end up accidentally walking down the street behind, finding yourself admiring how shapely her arse looks in those leggings, before you realise she's less than half your age and you really shouldn't be looking, but you carry on looking anyway. This is the kind of girl I always wonder "why don't more of them end up escorting, when times are so tough economically these days?", but somehow they rarely do. This time she did.

Don't get me wrong, she might not be to everyone's tastes. She has a vaguely geeky "student girl next door" look to her, accentuated by the glasses she wears. If you're a fan of the heavily made-up pornstar look, she's certainly not for you. For me, she was everything I always hope to meet on a punt, yet hardly ever do.

The Action
Aside from the £10 room fee paid on entry, Zara gave me a slightly vague choice of fees to pay, from £50 for a "basic service" (is that just sex, without any of the frills? it wasn't really clear) to £70 for more of a GFE. I understand that's the standard pricing structure there. Given how enamoured I was with the look of her, I opted for the latter without any hesitation.

Once the money was sorted, I put my arms around her and started kissing her. Although it was by no means just lip kissing, and she seemed happy to open her mouth wide and let me get my tongue in there, she seemed reluctant to reciprocate with any proper tongue action on her part, so that was one of the only slight negatives I could mention.

I started stripping her out of her underwear, which was a very attractive set, but I was rather keen to find out what lay beneath. The next five or ten minutes was a blur of licking her all over, more kissing, and going down on her wonderful neat pussy, to which she was very receptive. I got her on all fours and went to eat out her arse, but before I could fully get in there she was asking for an extra tenner for the privilege. That's the kind of thing that might have annoyed me with any other girl, but I was far too enamoured with her to care, and agreed without hesitation. Her arse tasted fantastic, and I could have happily spent the next several hours worshipping it.

I enquired whether OWO might be on the cards, but unfortunately this seemed to be one of the few things she was clear about not being up for. So it was on with the condom, and she gave me very enjoyable covered oral for a while. As she did, I started gently rubbing her pussy, and she seemed to get genuinely turned on by this, laying back and moaning. With most girls I'm usually uncertain whether this is just an act, but in Zara's case I had no doubt she was really getting off on it. I ended up slipping a finger into her pussy, extremely gently at first as she seemed very tight, but this just increased her writhing and moaning, which I found intensely arousing.

Realising that the sands of time were rapidly running out on my meager half hour, I lay down and had her mount me for cowgirl. Her tighness made it a little tricky to enter her at first, but we got there after a bit, and it felt amazing. In order not to come too quickly, I had her switch positions, and entered her in doggy (after another quick licking of her ass), then we moved onto missionary. A few thrusts in this position while gazing into her pretty eyes were enough to get me over the edge, and then it was time to clean up and get back to reality. We had a brief chat about life in general before I departed, which made it clear she's more than just a pretty face.

Conclusion
Damn, this girl is fantastic. I've never been more tempted to keep quiet about someone so I can keep her to myself, so I hope you fuckers are grateful.

Zara is quite possibly my favourite punt I've had in all my years indulging in this hobby. I've had far filthier services, and met all kinds of amazing women, but for me this game is almost entirely about how much I fancy the girl I'm with. Zara is the first girl I've met who falls firmly into the category of "girls you see in the street, and know you'll never get to punt anything that hot", only this time I actually did.

She might not be everyone's perfect girl. The few minor negatives (odd kissing, lack of OWO, charging extras for everything) could put you off, and would usually for me too. But if you love young, slim, genuine girl-next-door types, you will probably want to pay her a visit.