External Link/Members OnlyWhen and how long?: May/Q2 2026, £160 for an hour and £30 extra for rimjob
Where?: about a 7-8 minute walk from Paddington station, trying to get there when my trains were acting odd, it’s a genuine surprise i got there relatively on time. Estate, it’s discreet because nobody can really tell, it’s just flats, no need to buzz in.
The Girl (Looks + first impression) My tension of entering the flat was seeing Mya, she is not in the requested outfit (I wanted the blue bows), somewhat coldly introduces me in, offers a shower, we have a short conversation beforehand about extra’s. When entering, I didn’t realise she was wearing heels because they were doing absolutely nothing for her height lmaoI say all this because I feel when this sort of vibe happens, you can tell it’s usually gonna be mid or even bad. But after all this, she warms up pretty quickly.
Being honest, she is both my type (Shortstack) and marks
the first time I’ve seen an SP younger than me (I have seen 12 so far), her early 20’s claim is believable, possibly embellished, but I actually buy it. The pictures are accurate. Face is somewhat different but pretty similar, Pic on beach and the one featuring feet are most accurate to me. She was sexier and sexier the more I looked at her, both face and body, I was obsessed. Tits are D cups, look bigger and heavy on her, 100% natural or at least, thats how they look and feel. Ass, similarly big and looks pretty natural too. She is a genetic anomaly, simultaneously super tiny which makes her assets so big in comparison.
The Punt:
We start with a few questions here and there, slowly transitioning to us both laying on the bed. Kissing is good. Not lots of tongue but that changes towards the end... She has a face I just can’t close my eyes on. I take her tits out the bra from the back, getting to feel the weight of those things before the grand visual reveal which… was perfect to me.
So as she’s getting ready for the blowjob, we talk about my size (
I’m gonna be annoying about that in this review but there’s a great pay off, trust me). She tells me I must’ve hurt many girls with it. I say not too many and we both hope it’s the same for her. The head is… ok. There’s a really repetitive technique of up and down. The view is great but she could barely get down on me, only reaching around an inch or 2 below the head, probably 20% down. Throughout the session, she also does some good ball worshipping, swirling and swiping her tongue all over them. The Rimjob was mostly ok, occasionally pretty good. I say her technique might be a little too fast and tongue punching for me but she’s receptive to feedback, we got it to a slower, sloppier technique. Still not the best I’ve had but the view was great and if I wanted it deeper, I could just hold her head down and she would go for it with sultry eyes.
With having her incredible tits, focused on tit fucking specifically. So she asks me to straddle her, she puts cream and holds them together for me. It was admittedly at times difficult to stay in between but mostly not a problem. So as I'm fucking her tits, she opens her mouth to take the tip of me, it is a great feeling, so I decide to see her more submissive side. I drag my piece across her face, slapping her face around with it, have her stick her tongue out while I’m just dragging everything across her face. I then sit on her face while she rims me, I just get a real good view of her body while fingering her. She’s a trooper. Then I do a little comparison between my piece and her face, where we measure and to our shock find that at my base, to her chin, it goes up to her hair on the side. She then starts asking me if I had ever considered porn, even saying “you and me could make porn together” and although that was probably a joke, I think the picture of the comparison would do well on porntwt
Before we fuck, I go for RO, since other punters have pointed out bad hygiene practices, my examination was that I couldn't see anything particularly unpleasant. The Jade Gate is beautiful to me, as I open her up it’s just summoning me to explore and find the pearl. She’s not loud or overly performative, and as it gets slippery I wonder about other places to explore. I think I had seen certain punters mention she didn’t allow rimming on her? But the minutes my tongue and lips then spent slipping and sliding on it and some more quick rims throughout the entire session, answered the niche question. One of my favourite view of giving Oral so far in the hobby.
So now at this point any reader may be a little frustrated at my incessant reminders of his package (we get it,
big boy) but my major concern is if she’s able to take a bigger size. So much so that I brought my own condoms on a whim, good thing too since she apparently didn’t have larges (but was happy i had my own). She can take it, pretty well too. After a little bit of lube, we are able to do missionary where im upright, holding her legs to my chest, I felt snug and she could really take it, I start sucking on her toes while delivering, pretty and done up, she seems to have a good reaction. At this point the sex is great, she has a playlist in the background so Swae Lee is currently singing my thoughts out-loud on “Unforgettable”, to which we get into a 4 minute grinding session, and while I admit the feeling wasn’t incredible (but good) and the bed a little too creaky, the passion was the exact definition of GFE. Hot and sweaty and tangled but with no need or rush to unravel the twist we found ourselves in, her beauty, the only time it felt she wanted kisses more than I did, her lips chasing mine across my cheek the moment I’d move away.
Then the most disappointing moment of the session happened. This is a review of the girl but well to no fault of her's, my piece simply refuses to activate again. We try doggy (a fucking incredible view) and it just taps out. I apologise but she takes it in stride. I whip it off and let the rest of the session focus on oral. She does her best and it seems perhaps my piece was more interested in tit fucking than pussy fucking. The head gets better as instead of focusing on depth, she starts to focus on treating the tip, frenulum, urethra (first time and it was weird and wonderful), ball worshipping, etc etc. eventually my piece starts to not co operate again when im trying to get over the finish line. But then naturally, it turns into a mutual masturbation session. I watch as her pretty little finger reaches from the back, rubs her pussy and then is joined by another. That finger then slips in and out, slowly, then quicker, then the second finger after hesitation, decides to explore too, faster and faster, she starts to gape it open, so I can see more deeply into its beauty and I realise she has naturally realised I need a show and is putting it on with very good pacing. I unleash 2 weeks of frustration in her mouth (but wish I did it on her tits). CIM was good though, she took those 2 weeks without complaint. After 10 minutes more of some of the best tit fucking, including her great attention to the head of my piece, the alarm finally goes off, probably 55 mins in total, so decent. I slowly change and converse (she won’t be gone too long).
Making our way to the door, there is another girl entering another room, must be another SP. But don’t know who, she was 5’5/6? And had a lovely ass but I barely got a look because i think one of you guys were in the room, so she had to hurry in a little. We talk a little as I get my shoes on, she reaches up for a goodbye kiss and I’m off.
Would I see her again? Complicated. I understand all punters are different, so certain things really work for certain people. So its obvious she really worked for me, just a rarity in general. Great VFM, great Body, great face and a unique experience in an SP being a little younger than me. (
For all the Gooners hiding here, I felt the punt had a Dickdrainers x Melztube look and feel, better and more engaged though, wish she had filming as an extra) I would consider her again, but especially with not knowing where the issues in my situation came from, I’m not 100% sure. To put it another way, That was a lot of fun had but also probably my most difficult punt, I recommend her to others easily, not sure if I’ll personally see her again though. Not out of lack of desire but maybe I was too in my mind with her.
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