Escort Etiquette

[12yoyoyo]

This just came up on my FB wall and I thought I'd share it with you guys as I thought 8t was very good.

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[Dipper]

AKA bare minimum manners.

Things must be bad if reminders like this are needed.

[Happyjose]

This just came up on my FB wall and I thought I'd share it with you guys as I thought 8t was very good.

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Full of bad advice

Presuming the jaded American prossie is referring to the UK market, she seems to be under the illusion that what she does is illegal

She also makes the tired old anti-punter point about reading the profile carefully so you don’t have to ask questions, where experience on here shows that prossies often lie about the services advertised and checking before handing over the cash can save punters being ripped off

[James999]

She also makes the tired old anti-punter point about reading the profile carefully so you don’t have to ask questions, where experience on here shows that prossies often lie about the services advertised and checking before handing over the cash can save punters being ripped off

Pro$$ies profiles are often cut and pastes from other pro$$ies with bits added over time everytime they read something they like, you can see by how many idiots use the "you are paying for my time" line, obviously started on a American profile 

And how many times fo they use the excuse " oh my profile's wrong" 

[Ali Katt]

This just came up on my FB wall and I thought I'd share it with you guys as I thought 8t was very good.

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Dull, Dull, Dull. Just common sense really. Vice magazine hasn't been good since it went digital, it's bigger than ever because they make all the right noises, they might as well be HuffPo. In the 90s it was actually edgy, now it is some unemployed student's blog post posing as cutting-edge journalism.

[Happyjose]

No surprises here from that bastion of lop-sided journalism, Vice (the natural home of the one-trick pony: Sophie Wilkinson)

The real tragedy is how some punters can buy into this garbage, instead of employing healthy scepticism

[peter purves]

Dull, Dull, Dull. Just common sense really. Vice magazine hasn't been good since it went digital, it's bigger than ever because they make all the right noises, they might as well be HuffPo. In the 90s it was actually edgy, now it is some unemployed student's blog post posing as cutting-edge journalism.

Apart from the albeit quick reference to porn stars and their movies not being the same as meeting them on a punt

[Ali Katt]

Apart from the albeit quick reference to porn stars and their movies not being the same as meeting them on a punt

Isn't that blatantly obvious? If I met a Page 3 girl I wouldn't expect her to get her tits out at the dining table.

[mikexxlong]

what's with all this Etiquette bullshit, thinking they fucking 'royalty' or something 

just be polite , be respectful (you don't have to actually respect them!)
be hygienically clean and have the correct amount of cash
is all you need to do 

whores who ask /expect any more are  out of line  cheeky bitches!

[wristjob]

just be polite , be respectful (you don't have to actually respect them!)
be hygienically clean and have the correct amount of cash
is all you need to do 

Basically don't be a twat. Clickbait trying to make a story where one isn't really there.

[cunningman]

> (you don't have to actually respect them!)

I think we should.  We know what to expect behind the door, they have no idea what they are opening it to.  I suspect that takes a mix of guts and desperation that most of us don't have, and wouldn't want.  Maybe its a buzz - right up until the first obnoxious cunt.

[Cons11]

Jesus all those rules that the paying person has to follow.

No rules for her to follow though, I notice. Etiquette being a 2 way thing...

If non payment is rape, does that mean unsatisfactory service is also rape? I doubt it..

Just be respectful. The same way you treat any other human, surely?

[Ali Katt]

Jesus all those rules that the paying person has to follow.

No rules for her to follow though, I notice. Etiquette being a 2 way thing...

If non payment is rape, does that mean unsatisfactory service is also rape? I doubt it..

Just be respectful. The same way you treat any other human, surely?

Surely it's theft, but I'm not a WG.

[peter purves]

Isn't that blatantly obvious? If I met a Page 3 girl I wouldn't expect her to get her tits out at the dining table.

No of course not!

However, we have seen it on UKP from reviews and/or for those who are keen to punt porn stars that there is a belief that the porn star WG will perform sex like on the silver-screen.

Personally, I think it is one of the biggest myths - which is not obvious, and what I refer to as the Punter's Delusion   

[mikexxlong]

I think we should.  We know what to expect behind the door, they have no idea what they are opening it to.  I suspect that takes a mix of guts and desperation that most of us don't have, and wouldn't want.  Maybe its a buzz - right up until the first obnoxious cunt.

well by all means respect them to your little hearts content



do punters really know what to expect ? might not be a need for this forum then ------anyway





oh if you have one i hope you show your gf/missus the same amount of respect! 

[Ali Katt]

No of course not!

However, we have seen it on UKP from reviews and/or for those who are keen to punt porn stars that there is a belief that the porn star WG will perform sex like on the silver-screen.

Personally, I think it is one of the biggest myths - which is not obvious, and what I refer to as the Punter's Delusion   

If that's the case you don't half get some idiots. It's blatantly obvious to me at least, that all films are fictional, even documentaries are a constructed reality.

[Ali Katt]

I think we should.  We know what to expect behind the door, they have no idea what they are opening it to.  I suspect that takes a mix of guts and desperation that most of us don't have, and wouldn't want.  Maybe its a buzz - right up until the first obnoxious cunt.

You do realise that some women do actually enjoy having sex with strangers? I have no idea who I am going to meet on a punt, do you really? If you do you must be Russell Grant.

[mikexxlong]

You do realise that some women do actually enjoy having sex with strangers? I have no idea who I am going to meet on a punt, do you really? If you do you must be Russell Grant.

exactly

 including the main motivator lot's of MONEY getting what is the average day's wage in one hour tax free


while a small percentage are unfortunately coerced etc

punters who spout all this bollocks about pro$$i£'s being desperate and vulnerable yet are willing to take advantage using  someone
who they believe to be in such a position are fucking contemptible

[Happylad]

Well, give her credit - if she follows Barenboim she at least has a respectable taste in music.

[Ali Katt]

Well, give her credit - if she follows Barenboim she at least has a respectable taste in music.

But atrocious taste in earrings.

[Colston36]

what's with all this Etiquette bullshit, thinking they fucking 'royalty' or something 

just be polite , be respectful (you don't have to actually respect them!)
be hygienically clean and have the correct amount of cash
is all you need to do 

whores who ask /expect any more are  out of line  cheeky bitches!

Love the tattoos; hate the croaky vice. The advice banal and seems aimed at morons. And of course things are different in the U.S.; it's illegal almost everywhere - and bloody expensive  I do respect most, but not all of the girls I've seen, actually.

[wristjob]

I think we should.  We know what to expect behind the door, they have no idea what they are opening it to.  I suspect that takes a mix of guts and desperation that most of us don't have, and wouldn't want.  Maybe its a buzz - right up until the first obnoxious cunt.

There are different ways of being a sex worker. Parlours & agencies offer different degrees of security and opportunity for declining clients and I imagine some girls peek out the curtains before clients arrive.

I personally enjoy my job. Not every minute of every day and not every task but on the whole I do. I imagine it's like that for some WGs. They get to set their hours and earn good money, and generally even women like sex sometimes. One of the few jobs where they can be "racist" about clients too. Maybe not every client is Brad Pitt but there does have to be some negative aspect to it like everyone else's job.

[wristjob]

Anyway this seems a decent enough place to post - I did witness some really crappy etiquette earlier. Down a parlour and a few guys loitering in the reception and a couple were asking everything with a pulse "are you married", "do you have a boyfriend" and all that type of stuff. Total noobs...

[mikexxlong]

Anyway this seems a decent enough place to post - I did witness some really crappy etiquette earlier. Down a parlour and a few guys loitering in the reception and a couple were asking everything with a pulse "are you married", "do you have a boyfriend" and all that type of stuff. Total noobs...

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yep I've seen it and it probably happens in every knocking shop across the land

bellends who think brothels are some kind off dating agency crossed with singles night at some club/pub 

just like the fluffys and cunt struck twats who book indies thinking it's a date having some kind of magnetic  connection with the pro$$i£ and they are the special ones