Anyone heard from Sar-Major

[bushman]

Never too late to say glad you are still with us.
Hope the rest of you auld farts keep yourself safe.

[Sar-Major]

Never too late to say glad you are still with us.
Hope the rest of you auld farts keep yourself safe.

Cheers for that, BM.       Someone has to keep the other "Owld Twats in Check"...................         

 

[oldrockingchair]

Cheers for that, BM.       Someone has to keep the other "Owld Twats in Check"...................         

 

How are you SM you on the mend?

 

[Sar-Major]

How are you SM you on the mend?

 

Getting worried about you ORC, sending friggin "Kisses"............     

It a slow "Up-Hill Battle" but I'm winning. Down graded from Ora-Morph to strong pain relief tablets. 

I had a home visit from a Physio the other day and got a new shit load of exercises to attempt, half the fekers would look good in the "Karmasutra".        

Trying to find a comfortable position to sit or lie in is the biggest problem at the moment, hence why I'm not on here very long. Then there's you fekers making putting funnies in the posts on here, It hurts like hell when I laugh. Ya "Pack o Twats"     

 

[michaeldhm]

Sorry to hear of your recent incapacity SM.

However, as part of your recovery (and respecting the lockdown situation over punting) the snake could make some money helping to introduce the radical new therapy to this country, and thereby help reduce the anxiety that is building up over COVID?

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[waynekerr600]

It hurts like hell when I laugh. Ya "Pack o Twats"

At least I can't be accused of that 

[tynetunnel]

Sorry to hear of your recent incapacity SM.

However, as part of your recovery (and respecting the lockdown situation over punting) the snake could make some money helping to introduce the radical new therapy to this country, and thereby help reduce the anxiety that is building up over COVID?

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I’d rather die of Covid-19 than have any kind of “therapy” with SM’s “snake” 

[northface]

Never mind therapy or cures I thought snakes may be part of the problem along with bats.
After all its no coincidence SM went awol whilst the virus raged in Wuhan.
He picked up his injuries escaping the lockdown there really.

[Sar-Major]

At least I can't be accused of that 

You do sometimes, Ya "Little Cunt".....................     

 

[Sar-Major]

I was right, your all just a "Pack o Twats"...................... 

In fact ya not that friggin good as a "Twat" has a purpose in life................          

 

[oldrockingchair]

You still got your third leg SM ? hope its healing ok.

[Sar-Major]

You still got your third leg SM ? hope its healing ok.

The "Third Leg" is OK, and never been a problem.   

It's me back and other things giving me problems at the minute. Hopefully I'll be back on "Parade" by the time this "Lock-down" is over. 

 

[datwabbit]

The "Third Leg" is OK, and never been a problem.   

It's me back and other things giving me problems at the minute. Hopefully I'll be back on "Parade" by the time this "Lock-down" is over. 

 

You don't want to put your back out in a punt.

The escort will have to throw a sheet over you on the floor when the next punter arrives.

[winkywanky]

The "Third Leg" is OK, and never been a problem.   

It's me back and other things giving me problems at the minute. Hopefully I'll be back on "Parade" by the time this "Lock-down" is over. 

 

Yes, you definitely need to get your Privates on parade asap, SM. Get that drill sorted out.

[Sar-Major]

Yes, you definitely need to get your Privates on parade asap, SM. Get that drill sorted out.

Even if I was fit enough at the minute there's no way I'd be getting my "Privates on Parade" with that bitch Corona Virus spreading her germs about...... 

It's a shame some of the regions WG's don't see it that way