selena.hot.escort - Earl's Court

[mrhappypants]

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I am writing this review for any of you who are considering going to see Selena.  My advice; don’t.  She is undoubtedly very pretty but she short times, offers very limited “likes”, unenthusiastic service and poor value; really she is a covered provider and overpriced at that. 

Very unusually she responds to a serious inquiry by calling you up. Be warned, in hind sight it is quite apparent that this is fictitious sales chat and actually a screening device.  I guess she screens out anyone how she thinks might call her games in the room.  If you are black or Eastern European she will not book you.

She is feisty and challenging in coms.

I made a dress request to which I got this response

Selena “Sorry I don’t do this.  I don’t take requests about how I am suppose to dress up”

Similarly, when I tried to confirm services,

Me “Thanks I know OWO at discretion but is it extra please”

Selena “No I don’t do uniforms just sexy lingerie”

 While this might be engaging it foretells a provider who, in the room, continuously moans about enormous impositions punters put her to while paying her £2.40 a minute.

I asked her to confirm my booking on the morning and she came back,

Selena “For me is confirmed now.  So you are the one who has to be serious and to come in time.  I never confirm because I don’t see why.  So tomorrow X pm for 1 hour.” 

Subsequent to this she comes back with two text messages (which I nearly missed because we had confirmed).

Selena “Can you do 2pm? It will make it much easier for me”
Followed up with

Selena “Can you please answer me?  I am trying to arrant day and to plan things . (sic) so if you can do 2 pm it will be great”

I should have cancelled at this point.

She is sharing with another girl in flat near Earls Court. 

She looks fab – no argument.  Lovely large pert breasts, tight ass, great skin and beautiful looks.  Personally I am pretty sure the boobs are fake and she has had the operation where they insert the implants through her belly button.  The give-away is her breasts feel too hard to be natural.  The current photos on the profile are a bit dark and actually do not show her at her best.  I don’t think she is early 20’s but she is very pretty. 

Service was woeful - she grated from the get go and throughout. She asked me a couple of times to speak up.  This image; of her being utterly deaf to the needs and wants of the punter, is my enduring impression.  If you are not happy with covered service do not book.  While you make get a few token licks of your knob (as I did) she is actually offering covered service and wet wiped continuously so as to ruin any enjoyment.  Also nothing like DFK.  I was very clear in my up-front coms and I know hygiene. 

She grossly short timed. I entered the building on the dot, entered the shower x.07  she was calling time on an hour at x.44 so less than half an hour of action in an hour booking and plenty of time wasting in between.  I suspect this is the reason it is a bit dark in the room (difficult to see your watch).

She books back to back.  She told me the previous booking she called time at ten to for the booking before.  She also told me she had another booking straight after (belying her claim on the phone not to take many bookings).

If you can make do with the looks without much skill or commitment she is your girl.  Compared to the competition, she is seriously overpriced.

[mrhappypants]

NOTE

Sinz has WRONGLY re-titled my report a "No Show."  This meeting was not a no show as you can tell by reading the review.  I have PM'd him and asked him to undo this change - although I have privilages I cannot undo this error on my own report. 

I will also report this to admin.

[Sinz]

NOTE

Sinz has WRONGLY re-titled my report a "No Show."  This meeting was not a no show as you can tell by reading the review.  I have PM'd him and asked him to undo this change - although I have privilages I cannot undo this error on my own report. 

I will also report this to admin.

First-off : reverted back

Secondly, calm down what’s with all the Caps and fury ?

Thirdly, the punt never happened so it is a no show - what’s ur point ?

Edit: You added the last couple of paragraphs, after posting the review initially. Did not notice the additions you made. Hence my bad.

[mrhappypants]

First-off : reverted back

Secondly, calm down what’s with all the Caps and fury ?

Thirdly, the punt never happened so it is a no show - what’s ur point ?

You changed the title of my report when you were reading someone else's.

Read my review and don't edit my work again. 

[Sinz]

You changed the title of my report when you were reading someone else's.

Read my review and don't edit my work again.

Your delusional and need to calm down.

I will edit titles if it needs amending, you have no rights to claim that. Have an issue report to Admin.

I don’t have an issue with u telling me directly and I will assist where I can, but something tells me you are having a very grumpy day.

[Sinz]

You changed the title of my report when you were reading someone else's.

Read my review and don't edit my work again.

90 % of review is about how you couldn’t manage to book her / how the booking was difficult.

Missed the actual one paragraph where u mentioned she grated you.

I admitted I did not see that in the review first time around. So again, calm down and take a chill pill.

[SeekingtheTruth]

How long does a post stay open to edit? I thought it was about 5 minutes and the title was changed 18 minutes after the review was posted.

I think this whole updated title thing is getting taken to extremes.

I only change titles if it's either been requested by the OP or the location has been missed. And even then I would only add the location if it's obvious and stated clearly in the actual body of the review.

[James999]

NOTE

Sinz has WRONGLY re-titled my report a "No Show."  This meeting was not a no show as you can tell by reading the review.  I have PM'd him and asked him to undo this change - although I have privilages I cannot undo this error on my own report. 

I will also report this to admin.

Sinz is a bit Power crazy with his editing, changing even the most minor of detail or punctuation, just so he can say he's changed another title, it's as if he think's he's some kind of supermod 

[Sinz]

How long does a post stay open to edit? I thought it was about 5 minutes and the title was changed 18 minutes after the review was posted.

I think this whole updated title thing is getting taken to extremes.

I only change titles if it's either been requested by the OP or the location has been missed. And even then I would only add the location if it's obvious and stated clearly in the actual body of the review.

I think that’s about right the OP gets about 5 mins. After that they have to request to Admin or helpers to make amendments.

I generally update locations - 90% of the time

- sometimes WGs new name changes
- no show - when the meet did not happen
- booking type (if it is an Outcall/ Car meet)

What would you suggest are extremes ?

[Sinz]

Sinz is a bit Power crazy with his editing, changing even the most minor of detail or punctuation, just so he can say he's changed another title, it's as if he think's he's some kind of supermod 

Alright forum Clown, I haven’t claimed anywhere I have changed titles. I did it to make it easier to read and keep it uniform. You had to add a senseless comment didn’t you ?

[James999]

I will edit titles if it needs amending, you have no rights to claim that. Have an issue report to Admin.

I don’t have an issue with u telling me directly and I will assist where I can, but something tells me you are having a very grumpy day.

  Fucking hilarious from someone who reports everything he possibly can to Admin, and as for needing amending, a number on here have the ability to edit titles to aid the flow of the board, but this facility has gone to your head and you seem to try and edit fucking everything, even for the most pointless of reasons, your power trip if not curbed is likely to be your demise when Admin gets pissed off with your over reporting and endless pointless editing 

A bit like the forum police they had on pro$$ienet, an example of a pointless edit, there's fucking hundreds, the edit box is full of them...

From: Englishmolly – Wandsworth (London)
To: Englishmolly – Wandsworth

From: Vivastreet: Hungarian Red Angel/Victoria L13 - Merseyside, Liverpool
To: Hungarian Red Angel/Victoria L13 - Merseyside, Liverpool

Don't change something just because you can!

[Sinz]

Fucking hilarious from someone who reports everything he possibly can to Admin, and as for needing amending, a number of us have the ability to edit titles to aid the flow of the board, but this facility has gone to your head and you seem to try and edit fucking everything, even for the most pointless of reasons, your power trip if not curbed is likely to be your demise when Admin gets pissed off with your over reporting and endless pointless editing 

While you are at it have a look at the actions Admin has taken on the reports I have made.

I don’t make reports unless it absolutely requires. Apart from one instance you quite honestly pointed out that dishing out arguments don’t need to be reported. Never reported any after that.

It’s hilarious to hear you call me power crazy and super mod of all the people on here. I will contribute where I can as I have been doing and I consider no elevated status or return for that.

If think I am doing something that shouldn’t be done - honestly just point it out. Instead you just like to stir the pot and blow things out of proportion.

[mrhappypants]

90 % of review is about how you couldn’t manage to book her / how the booking was difficult.

Missed the actual one paragraph where u mentioned she grated you.

I admitted I did not see that in the review first time around. So again, calm down and take a chill pill.

Bollox.  It’s obvious if you read my review that I saw her.   You edited the wrong report but your not big enough to admit it and apologise.

As I said; don’t edit my work again.

Fucking hilarious from someone who reports everything he possibly can to Admin, and as for needing amending, a number on here have the ability to edit titles to aid the flow of the board, but this facility has gone to your head and you seem to try and edit fucking everything, even for the most pointless of reasons, your power trip if not curbed is likely to be your demise when Admin gets pissed off with your over reporting and endless pointless editing 

A bit like the forum police they had on pro$$ienet, an example of a pointless edit, there's fucking hundreds, the edit box is full of them...

From: Englishmolly – Wandsworth (London)
To: Englishmolly – Wandsworth

Don't change something just because you can!

+1

An editor who introduces errors unnecessarily?  Sinz you should just pipe down.

[SeekingtheTruth]

I think that’s about right the OP gets about 5 mins. After that they have to request to Admin or helpers to make amendments.

I generally update locations - 90% of the time

- sometimes WGs new name changes
- no show - when the meet did not happen
- booking type (if it is an Outcall/ Car meet)

What would you suggest are extremes ?

You just have to look through the notice section to see what I mean.

On one you did recently you changed it from Cardiff to North Cardiff. To me that is a completely pointless and arbitrary change. There is also the one that had already had Edinburgh added to the title by another helper yet you went in to add even more detail which was included in the review.

Hell, some are even having the first part of the postcode added. Madness.

I get people want to help, and that's great. But let's not get too over zealous here.

[James999]

I have pointed it out, just look at the edit bin, you have practically filled it up single handed, what next would you like all reports and posts to go through you as a sort of "pre mod" you seem to want to make the forum over moderated and sterile with titles fitting your exact format and style 

[Sinz]

From: Vivastreet: Hungarian Red Angel/Victoria L13 - Merseyside, Liverpool
To: Hungarian Red Angel/Victoria L13 - Merseyside, Liverpool[/color]

Don't change something just because you can!

This change was not made by me, look at the helper who actually changed it before accusing me and making up false accusations

[James999]

You just have to look through the notice section to see what I mean.

On one you did recently you changed it from Cardiff to North Cardiff. To me that is a completely pointless and arbitrary change. There is also the one that had already had Edinburgh added to the title by another helper yet you went in to add even more detail which was included in the review.

Hell, some are even having the first part of the postcode added. Madness.

I get people want to help, and that's great. But let's not get too over zealous here.

Exactly, clearly just editing for the sake of it.

This forum prides itself on a "light touch" moderation, and yet it seems Sinz is on a one man mission to make it the most heavily edited forum on the internet 

[SeekingtheTruth]

This change was not made by me, look at the helper who actually changed it before accusing me and making up false accusations

He didn't say that one was you.

an example of a pointless edit, there's fucking hundreds, the edit box is full of them...

From: Englishmolly – Wandsworth (London)
To: Englishmolly – Wandsworth

From: Vivastreet: Hungarian Red Angel/Victoria L13 - Merseyside, Liverpool
To: Hungarian Red Angel/Victoria L13 - Merseyside, Liverpool

I read that as a general example of what people are doing.

[Sinz]

You just have to look through the notice section to see what I mean.

On one you did recently you changed it from Cardiff to North Cardiff. To me that is a completely pointless and arbitrary change. There is also the one that had already had Edinburgh added to the title by another helper yet you went in to add even more detail which was included in the review.

Hell, some are even having the first part of the postcode added. Madness.

I get people want to help, and that's great. But let's not get too over zealous here.

How is any of the changes mentioned above causing an issue for you, I really don't get it.

For that matter, I also never ever add postcode to any reviews.

North Cardiff was specified in the review. The review initially had no location mentioned in the title. I added the location - North Cardiff  as per the review. Few mins later noticed it has been changed to just Cardiff, noticed it was amended by a newbie helper TheNightWolf and add to the rationale, thought it would be helpful for punters in Cardiff to know its it the North and it makes a difference for them as per stated in the review.

Again you are blowing is this out of proportion.

[HighlyMotivated]

Poor start to a weekend of post reporting for Sheriff Sinz 

[Sinz]

Exactly, clearly just editing for the sake of it.

This forum prides itself on a "light touch" moderation, and yet it seems Sinz is on a one man mission to make it the most heavily edited forum on the internet 

Right, i see where this is going. You are just on a mission on making you stuff as usual and spinning things around.

Again, none of the edits you claimed were done by me. I have pointed out the ones I do.

So don't see your point

[James999]

He didn't say that one was you.

I read that as a general example of what people are doing.

Another Sinz pointless Edit, just because he can 

From: beauty.aysha london monument
To: beauty.aysha - Monument

[SeekingtheTruth]

How is any of the changes mentioned above causing an issue for you, I really don't get it.

For that matter, I also never ever add postcode to any reviews.

North Cardiff was specified in the review. The review initially had no location mentioned in the title. I added the location - North Cardiff  as per the review. Few mins later noticed it has been changed to just Cardiff, noticed it was amended by a newbie helper TheNightWolf and add to the rationale, thought it would be helpful for punters in Cardiff to know its it the North and it makes a difference for them as per stated in the review.

Again you are blowing is this out of proportion.

Have I said it's caused an issue for me? Or did I say that you are adding the postcode?

The answer is no to both of those.

But I have noticed a massive increase in pretty pointless title edits recently which is what I was highlighting. But feel free to keep taking my posts the wrong way and missing the point.

[Sinz]

He didn't say that one was you.

I read that as a general example of what people are doing.

Yeah, but the you guys are discussing the unwanted contribution i am making. So why address an issue to me, that has nothing to do with me ?

[James999]

Right, i see where this is going. You are just on a mission on making you stuff as usual and spinning things around.

Again, none of the edits you claimed were done by me. I have pointed out the ones I do.

So don't see your point

Not making anything up or spinning anything, all the examples I've posted can be seen in the edit section under your name. here's another

From: Madisson for you - Cardiff
To: Madisson for you - North Cardiff

Fucking pointless 

[SeekingtheTruth]

Yeah, but the you guys are discussing the unwanted contribution i am making. So why address an issue to me, that has nothing to do with me ?

Believe it or not Sinz, not everything that is being said here is about you. You were just the catalyst on this occasion.

Just sit back and enjoy the ride as the more you argue the more this will spiral.

[Sinz]

Not making anything up or spinning anything, all the examples I've posted can be seen in the edit section under your name. here's another

From: Madisson for you - Cardiff
To: Madisson for you - North Cardiff

Fucking pointless 

Explained the reason for that above already. Get a grip mate

[mrhappypants]

90 % of review is about how you couldn’t manage to book her / how the booking was difficult.

Missed the actual one paragraph where u mentioned she grated you.

I admitted I did not see that in the review first time around. So again, calm down and take a chill pill.

Let me quote:

Line 2”.... but she short times, offers very limited “likes”, unenthusiastic service and poor value; really she is a covered provider and overpriced at that. 

Line 14 While this might be engaging it foretells a provider who, in the room, continuously moans about enormous impositions punters put her to while paying her £2.40 a minute.

Line 26 She looks fab – no argument.  Lovely large pert breasts, tight ass, great skin and beautiful looks.  Personally I am pretty sure the boobs are fake and she has had the operation where they insert the implants through her belly button.  The give-away is her breasts feel too hard to be natural.  The current photos on the profile are a bit dark and actually do not show her at her best.  I don’t think she is early 20’s but she is very pretty. 

Service was woeful - she grated from the get go and throughout. She asked me a couple of times to speak up.  This image; of her being utterly deaf to the needs and wants of the punter, is my enduring impression.  If you are not happy with covered service do not book.  While you make get a few token licks of your knob (as I did) she is actually offering covered service and wet wiped continuously so as to ruin any enjoyment.  Also nothing like DFK.  I was very clear in my up-front coms and I know hygiene. 

She grossly short timed. I entered the building on the dot, entered the shower x.07  she was calling time on an hour at x.44 so less than half an hour of action in an hour booking and plenty of time wasting in between.  I suspect this is the reason it is a bit dark in the room (difficult to see your watch).

She books back to back.  She told me the previous booking she called time at ten to for the booking before.  She also told me she had another booking straight after (belying her claim on the phone not to take many bookings).

If you can make do with the looks without much skill or commitment she is your girl.  Compared to the competition, she is seriously overpriced.

An editor who cannot read. 

[Sinz]

Believe it or not Sinz, not everything that is being said here is about you. You were just the catalyst on this occasion.

Just sit back and enjoy the ride as the more you argue the more this will spiral.

Fair enough, that I can I understand.

Thanks for pointing out, some of my contributions are annoying rather than actually helping. Did not realize that.

[Sinz]

Let me quote:

An editor who cannot read.

Already, apologized and reverted back the changed I made. Don't see your point

[HighlyMotivated]

Thanks for pointing out, my contributions are annoying rather than actually helping. Did not realize that.

You got that right 

[James999]

Explained the reason for that above already. Get a grip mate

Hang on,

A few posts ago you claimed they were not your edits, now you claim to have explained that one, then I'm a clown now your mate, talk about flip flop around, and the edits individually are not the point, they are just examples of pointless edits, here's another one

From: 20yo Amore in Bayswater
To: Amore - Admiral Escorts - Bayswater - 20yo

[dubhcarr]

thanks for the review OP........sorry it didnt go well but Im surprised you booked a Romanian and expected different.........these girls in my view are all samey ugly attitude and in general very ugly people.........when Im fkkn this type of skank in the past the memory is so perishable that Ive stopped bothering. It is a fraud IMO to offer limited services short change short time you OP..........thanks for the warning but for me my hard earned stays put as I dont find this sort of skank desirable ...........

[Sinz]

Hang on,

A few posts ago you claimed they were not your edits, now you claim to have explained that one, then I'm a clown now your mate, talk about flip flop around, and the edits individually are not the point, they are just examples of pointless edits, here's another one

From: 20yo Amore in Bayswater
To: Amore - Admiral Escorts - Bayswater - 20yo

You were posting random changes done by other helpers as my fault. That is what i was referring to.

The above change makes total sense - if you can't see it, you really have issues.

[James999]

Why do you need to add the title of an Agency to the title? In another you'd remove it if the poster used it, you just seem to look for excuses to edit titles, look how many you've done fucking thousands 

Here's another example,

From: British Lisa Birmingham West Midlands
To: British Lisa - Birmingham

Removing West midlands, yet in another you felt you had to add North to Cardiff 

If the Author adds a lot of detail you seem to remove it and make it more basic, and if the author adds basic detail you add more detail, just so you can Edit another post 

[mrhappypants]

Already, apologized and reverted back the changed I made. Don't see your point

The point is that I hope Admin takes away your editing rights.

[Sinz]

Why do you need to add the title of an Agency to the title? In another you'd remove it if the poster used it, you just seem to look for excuses to edit titles, look how many you've done fucking thousands 

Again making up false statements (i do not remove if the poster adds agency name)

Is it not allowed to add the name of the Agency to the title ? I did not know that. Is that against forum rules ?

And look at the reasons for the edits, they are valid, for some reason you have issues with it - when it is not doing any harm to you whatsoever.

If you want to talk about jargon, look at 12,000+ of your posts

[The_Don]

After reading the review, the warning signs seemed clear, IMO.

From the point of grot comms with a shi++y attitude. Would have made me move on

Punting some times is about taking a chance.

If you don't like what you see, hear or feel. Walk away without handing over any money 

Experience can be a harsh teacher, after many punts this logic is still reasonable (IMO): 

I rank service and attitude above looks and body type. But to be blunt some punters don't see it as that. There happy (to pay over the odds) for a sub standard service/attitude. If a W/G fits what they are looking for (looks and body type). Its their money not mine, so if that how they are willing to spent it so be it. If they do a review that great that there willing to share, some one else may find it useful.

[James999]

Is it not allowed to add the name of the Agency to the title ? I did not know that. Is that against forum rules ?

But why do you decide to add it, it's in the link and in the review, why the need to edit, other than just because you can 

Another pointless edit

From: Squirting MissSplitz
To: Squirting MissSplitz (No Show)

Then did you decide to add info of no show, is it your new grading system 

[Sinz]

Why do you need to add the title of an Agency to the title? In another you'd remove it if the poster used it, you just seem to look for excuses to edit titles, look how many you've done fucking thousands 

Here's another example,

From: British Lisa Birmingham West Midlands
To: British Lisa - Birmingham

Removing West midlands, yet in another you felt you had to add North to Cardiff 

If the Author adds a lot of detail you seem to remove it and make it more basic, and if the author adds basic detail you add more detail, just so you can Edit another post 

West Midlands is the section of the forum and its in the title already.

Me removing the repetition, how does that affect you or anyone ?

Before I made that change the title would look like this - West Midlands / British Lisa Birmingham West Midlands

Cleaned that up and you have an issue with that ?

Seriously you are really running out of reasons, why to blame this one me aren't you ?

You need to learn to stop, when you don't have a point.

[SeekingtheTruth]

Just sit back and enjoy the ride as the more you argue the more this will spiral.

Nice to see what I advised was ignored 

We're in the spiral of death now.

[Sinz]

But why do you decide to add it, it's in the link and in the review, why the need to edit, other than just because you can 

Another pointless edit

From: Squirting MissSplitz
To: Squirting MissSplitz (No Show)

Then did you decide to add info of no show, is it your new grading system 

So are you creating new rules for the forum now ? I don't quite get you.

Agency name was added to the the title - since the punter did not add it. Useful for readers to choose to read or not.

Again is it against forum rules to edit and further info to title, such as agency name ?

[Sinz]

Nice to see what I advised was ignored 

We're in the spiral of death now.

Really do appreciate your advice.

But, I won't stand someone accusing me of something I have not done and twisting the facts to make it look like I am intentionally causing damage.

[James999]

Another one

From: Franchesca Sweetlips - E14
To: Franchesca Sweetlips - Canning Town - E14

Why add Canning Town, E14 is sufficient and specific enough 

And another promiting an "agency"

From: Amanda Banks – Tottenham Court Road
To: Amanda Banks – Tottenham Court Road - Elite British Escorts

[SeekingtheTruth]

Really do appreciate your advice.

But, I won't stand someone accusing me of something I have not done and twisting the facts to make it look like I am intentionally causing damage.

So you would rather waste your time arguing over this?

Good plan.

You've spent enough time logged into this site over the last 12 months that you must know how this is going to end?

[Sinz]

Another one

From: Franchesca Sweetlips - E14
To: Franchesca Sweetlips - Canning Town - E14

Why add Canning Town, E14 is sufficient and specific enough 

Well for me, I won't be able to tell E14 is Canning Town - i will have to Google it... added it to make it easier for punters

Adding that detail ? how exactly did it cost you trouble ?

[James999]

Well for me, I won't be able to tell E14 is Canning Town - i will have to Google it... added it to make it easier for punters

Adding that detail ? how exactly did it cost you trouble ?

But that's my point, it's not about the end result, if someone puts a lot of info in you delete it to minimal and then look for opportunities to add info, it's not about informing it's about you looking for excuses to edit posts, anyone who punts in London knows where E14 is, the postcode is a clue, and if they want more info they read the review / profile. 

And this one

From: SubmissiveSailor/Incall(near kings x)
To: SubmissiveSailor/Incall(near Kings Cross)

So now you decide it's NEAR Kings cross not Kings cross   

[Sinz]

So you would rather waste your time arguing over this?

Good plan.

You've spent enough time logged into this site over the last 12 months that you must know how this is going to end?

Agreed.

I have explained every single question James999 asked and he has not cared to respond, but just bring up another perfectly justified change I have made.

Going to ignore anymore of his baseless comments 

[SeekingtheTruth]

Agreed.

I have explained every single question James999 asked and he has not cared to respond, but just bring up another perfectly justified change I have made.

Going to ignore anymore of his baseless comments 

I will believe it when I see it.

You seem to have this uncontrollable urge to justify everything you do.

[HighlyMotivated]

Sinz stick to posting photos of WG as the first response to every review, that’s what you’re good at and punters actually appreciate it

Reporting and editing posts just because you can, simplifying or complicating other punters’ posts as you see fit, just makes you seem a bit of a try-hard jobsworth twat. No offence